Fear Of (F)lying?

In what has to rank right up there with the dreaded “cover curse” of Sports Illustrated, the Indianapolis Colts were unceremoniously whacked by Obama just hours before game time. Obama worked his magic during an interview with the AMAZINGLY talented and completely impartial Katie Couric. At this point I feel compelled to disengage and shift to a different rant. Don’t worry, I’ll be back to this..

The Victory

John Brennan is upset. Using the most confusing of visual analogies, Brennan complained of a “500 mile screwdriver from Washington to Detroit”. I concur. I am upset over the ludicrous legal logistics and the cunning cartwheels of the Obama hacks relative to the Christmas Day Mooselim mambo.. After reading what he said about the situation, it would appear that Brennan is annoyed for a different reason. Relative to the “500 mile screwdriver”, I have visual analogies that are more appropriate and applicable to the Obama caliphate and I will reveal them a bit later on..

Political Liability

My how the worm turns.. Just a few months after the Bolshevik beatification in Denver, the Demokratic deity who used to walk on water in the eyes of his liberal contemporaries, is now being called “Typhoid Barry” by those liberals who still wish to keep their seats at the tax trough in Washington..

Too Little With Too Much

It would appear that Barack O-bow-ma has plans in place to begin the systematic sequestering of the necessary revenues in order to pay for his historic “hope and change”. For the Red Staters, this is translated from the liberal obfuscation to “the stealth mode targeted tax increases on the middle class are being arranged as the money is needed to reward the liberal base of unproductive siphons and limousine liberals who donated to his campaign”..

A Deeper Crisis

Neil Barofsky has probably been taken off of the Obama Kwanzaa card list for 2010 and beyond. Barofsky, who has been tasked with overseeing the TARP “bailout” funds, of late has been as invisible as Boozer Biden who was left in charge of the “stimulus” and Rodham who was left in charge of buckets and mops.. This unexcused absence came to an abrupt end as Barofsky has released a quarterly report that paints the Obama progressive pogroms in a curt black and white with only a few shades of gray..

Sick Minds

It goes without saying that those of us with a fully functional mind have seen the profit motivated histrionics of globalony warming as the intellectual perversions that they are. Occasionally, those who might be on the fence relative to this tainted topic get the assistance that they need to see the error of their ways and today it comes from the most unlikely of sources..

No Left Turnz Townhall Meeting

Yesterday, both John W. and Richard said that they would vote for me for president. Lets take the “news” of today and lets suppose that I was asked a question about the deficit and the economy. Lets see exactly what my “exploratory committee” would be in for..

Absorbing Lessons

The Obama liberal marionettes made their way around the circuit on Sunday trying to put up a bold and intrepid front. Since their collectivist cruise liner has run aground, it is time to wind the conch shell so that all of the “geniuses” who manufactured the 2008 charade can come prancing to the aide of the jug eared jester who is doing the same thing to his presidency that Rodham managed to do to her campaign..

Come Together

Shall we call it the “Brown Factor”? No, I am not talking about what “propelled” the undeserving tyro Obama into office.. Suddenly after the Earth shattering events of a few days back, the “we can do this by ourselves” liberals, who were famous for their “transparent closed door meetings”, now miraculously want to “come together”.. Their socialist war cry from months back of “share the wealth” has now morphed into the pathetic puling of “share the blame” of today..

Really Odd

It would seem that the debilitating domestic Demokratic disease of “Obama-itis” is not only a “pandemic” here in America, alleged “scientists” across the pond have begun to fall “victim” to its strangely coincidental corollary maneuvers and evasions..