Easing Kremlin Concerns

Our lovable but gullible galoot sat down yesterday with Dmitry Medvedev, the President of Russia..or is he the Prime Minister of Russia..or is Putin the President or is he the Prime Minister.. Never mind, the engineer of the “erratum express” is negotiating with world leaders regardless of what their clumsy and confusing titles seem to be.. Why wasn’t the “Obama Gaffe Czar” around to properly chaperone the 143-day wonder? It’s hard to determine if having Obama yakking with Presidents and Prime Ministers is better or worse than having Rodham doing it..

Oops..Sorry

In a take on the old saying, “being a liberal means never having to say you’re sorry.. just blame someone else..” Joe “Stoli” Biden paid a visit to former Clinton administration Chia Pet George Stephanopoulos at the ABC “News” program “This Week”. Truth be told, Biden’s answers more closely resembled “This Weak”..

Sonia Smackdown

The possible coworkers of Obama’s first high court pick, his “I wish I could pack the Courts like Roosevelt wanted to” selection who will subvert law with ideology and activism, decided to hand Sonia “Shemp” Sotomayor her legal lunch today. The typically dismissive tone that elitist liberals invariably take when confronted by the law was again utilized when she made the 135 word “ruling” in the discrimination case of Ricci v. DeSefano. The Supremes didn’t think too much of her pooh-poohing such a matter. Actually, her contemporaries on the bench didn’t like the idea as well. An elitist who places race above ability, a perfect fit for the Obama oligarchs..

Showing Courage

In another amazing “shill and shell game”, the Obama minions have managed to get yet another of their “number one priorities” over yet another hurdle towards the bankrupting of America. The bill meant to “curb greenhouse gasses, create an energy efficient economy and to decrease America’s dependence on foreign oil” will do nothing of the sort. There is nothing new in the conclusion that I have drawn, the totalitarian template for this type of ruse was cut with the “stimulus bill” and has been used by the Bolshevik bunko artists ever since.

LA LA Land

Even though the air surrounding our country is still saturated by the political poison of the Obama Socialism (there should be a small trademark notation after that last word..) when you spend a few days in Los Angeles, you feel the need to comment upon what it was that you “saw” out there..

Sand In The Gears

The “hurry up offense”, so popular during the fourth quarter of American football games has been the standard operating procedure since the onset of the Obama oligarchy in January. Once the necessary “hysteria” mythology is shaped and molded, once the mandatory “crisis” is embellished and inflated, the only answer from the insatiable socialists is to work for “quick action”. “Results”, inevitably cataclysmic with the liberals, is irrelevant, it’s all about “action”, “doing something” regardless of the aftermath.. This narcissistic need for speed is an obvious diversionary technique in order to ram dystrophic and carcinogenic legislation past willing congressional dupes, legislation that invariably victimizes the middle class.

Correlations

It seems that “Leisure Suit Larry” and his “reelection” have stirred the Iranian people to take to the streets. You will pardon me if I feel more than obliged to interject the correlations between that “country” and ours into my “reporting” of this incident.. The strange similarities will be placed within parenthesis and sarcasm should be duly noted and giggled at appropriately..

Right For All The Wrong Reasons

I often feel compelled to research and chart the number of times that the word “historic” has been used to describe both the ridiculous Democratic candidacies and the election of 2008. The only “historic” references of any consequence were the truth of any importance to anyone, is the one that never appears within the “impartial” media. I am referring to the “historic” (unconstitutional) efforts to supersede capitalism with socialism or “choice” which is being replaced with “fascist fiats”..

Expansive And Expensive

In what has to be one of the top three most oxymoronic headlines in the last 120 days, Reuters tosses up the following: “Obama seeks fiscal responsibility mantle”. The other two contenders were: “Bill Clinton Chides Edwards Over Infidelity” and “Biden Swears Off Brandy..Not The Singer..”

The Necessity And Promise

Barack Obama has “promised” yet again to “create or save” 600,000 jobs by the end of the summer. As liars go, the Brown Bolshevik is one of the few liberals who can give Billy Bob a run for OUR money.. This progressive poltroon is playing the “oily definitional diversion” game hoping that the rest of the nation is as gullible as the Methadone addicts, the pony-tailed nitwits as well as the soiled and unclean parasites that placed him into higher office.