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Exchanging Hats

July 1, 2008 · 10 Comments

In his most recent effort to appear presidential, (other than plagiarizing the Presidential seal..) Barack H****** Obama has announced that he and his grownup chaperone will be going on some field trips in the Middle East as well as Europe for extra credits in both his geography and history classes for next semester..

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The Unstoppable Farce

June 28, 2008 · 6 Comments

“Disorientational Symbolism” is of primary importance this time of year to the liberals who, every four years or so, try their level best to pass themselves off as Republicans in order to attain higher office. Substance, which is as foreign to the liberals as soap and work, is to be avoided at all costs. Thus the two Democratic windbags finally finished their “negotiations”, and it was off to Unity New Hampshire, no less, as the next phase of the Democratic political game of Three-Card Monte begins.

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The Pot Calling the Kettle

June 24, 2008 · 5 Comments

While visiting in Jacksonville Florida a few days ago, liberal deity BHO/JFK said that he “expects Republicans to highlight the fact that he is black in an effort to make voters afraid of him.”

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Friend or Faux?

June 20, 2008 · 2 Comments

The life of the political liberal Democrat is fraught with peril and danger. The most humorous aspect of this is that the peril and danger, more often than not, are creations that they themselves have manufactured with their own multi culturally diverse and slimy hands…and you never know when the liberals will consider you persona non grata for the sake of appearances.

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Political Hodgepodge

June 15, 2008 · 2 Comments

Days after the “suspended” candidacy of Hillary Rodham was painfully announced, it is still the hot topic of political conversation. That fact stands as a testament to the vacuous and vapid “campaign” of Barack H****** Obama.

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SuspENDed

June 10, 2008 · 3 Comments

Even when a Clinton concedes defeat, they still cling to the psychotic notion that they are still somehow in the game. Five months after the preordained one began her festival of errors, she “suspended” her candidacy. When a child is “suspended” from school, they eventually return. When they are “expelled” they are not allowed back. The Quixotic Democratic Phoenix, swelling with narcissism, refuses to take her expulsion like a man.

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Half Votes for Half Wits

June 3, 2008 · 6 Comments

The Communist Carny sideshow otherwise known as the Democratic primary season has been rife with lunacy. Then again, what would you realistically expect when Howard Dean is the Ringmaster/Generalissimo of the Democratic Party?

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Timing is Everything

May 26, 2008 · 2 Comments

Is there a “statute of limitations” or a “shelf life” for dumb political statements? Would it be possible to apply one of those “best if used by” expiration date stickers to a candidates political palaver? I suppose that there should at least be “user beware” warnings because a number of politicians lately have had the political savvy to regurgitate their crackpotterie for the public’s consumption in case they somehow missed it the first time around. Actually, with the Democrats, it depends on who says it and when they say it..

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The Inferences of People with Funny Feelings

May 15, 2008 · 2 Comments

As was correctly predicted within “Racing for 2025″, the discernable benefits of racial and gender recognition in the unseemly world of politics is growing increasingly more valuable with each passing day. Within the Democratic Party, these traits will soon prove to be even more important than the tactics of deception and outright lies that they usually employ.. With the most recent chorus of “Throw the Broad in the Pantsuit Under the Bus”, enthusiastically sung by Democrats of all stripes, the dog-eared “race card” will again be dealt from the bottom of the political deck. This time however, it will be wielded a little bit differently..

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Two Wrights Making Wrong

May 1, 2008 · 1 Comment

Mail order theologian, “Wavy” Al $harpton, decided to forego the balance of his Democratic payoff that had been offered for his silence this political season. Yes, the temptation to “demand justice”, (AKA: “Al’s Unique Brand of Justice”, not to be confused with actual law by anyone with a measurable IQ.) overwhelmed him due to the Sean Bell verdict in New York City.

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