“Racing” for 2025

Democratic politics have always been more than just a little contaminated but 2008 is quickly pushing the envelope of political environmental pollution to its breaking point. It appears that the “race” is on to grab the 2,025 delegates necessary to clinch the Democratic nomination and the Marquess of Queensberry rulebook has been torn asunder all in the name of political covetousness. Things are quickly deteriorating to the point where the Democratic recruitment slogan will soon be “The politics of racial and gender recognition.” 

The lust for power that has enveloped the “Rodham/Clintonistas” has reinvigorated the “Alabaster Vulgarian.” He has recently become a substantial part of his life partners pursuit of her personal presidential brass ring. Obviously, he owes a huge debt of gratitude to Rodham for his personal peccadilloes, which almost ruined their mutual adventures in avariciousness. For those of you who are a little historically challenged, Bill used a cherubic intern as a humidor and then lied under oath about it. He also has a lot of time on his hands due to a twenty million dollar ($20,000,000.00) payoff which abbreviated his “career” as a Middle Eastern spokesweasel.

Mind you, this “qualified candidate” was “unaware” that Bill was shilling for Dubai/Yucaipa. Mind you, this “qualified candidate” had no idea that Willy was using his Willy to garnish a blue dress from the Gap in the Oval Office. This “lack of knowledge” speaks to either the “candidates” lack of observational skills or to her constituent’s propensity towards unlimited gullibility. Six to five and pick ‘em…

We have recently begun to witness first hand the Democrats definition of a fair fight: two against one. This humorous “Good cop, bad cop” scenario has even prompted John Kerry to tell the “Liberal Lothario” that “being an ex president does not give you the license to abuse the truth.” That is quite the rebuke for a member of a political party that has to constantly cringe in fear over the repercussions of the verbal flatulence emanating from the “Cornpone Communist” Jimmy Carter. Never fear, when the “Georgia Cracker” eventually moves on to the big peanut farm in the sky, Dennis Kucinich is waiting eagerly in the wings to assume the mantle of “Democratic National Embarrassment.”

We have seen the resurrection of the “Old Finger Wagging Bill” crustily warning intrepid interviewers and reporters of the consequences of crossing the former president. Keep in mind the ferocity of his historical finger wagging as he vehemently denied his lusty liaisons with his corpulent intern..

Even for those caught up in the Carville/Begala fog of “Smiling Hillary”, it is not difficult to observe the “Bad cop” waging the frontal assault as the “candidate” positions herself for the requisite flanking maneuvers. He is unloading belt after belt of “Classic Clinton Suppressing Fire.” Any negative media coverage can be written off to “The ex presidents enthusiastic support of his wife” as the old “Shrieking Hillary” has been painstakingly replaced with the “Heart warming chuckling Hillary.” With Rodham’s history of “being unaware” it is easy for her to avoid the implications of Bills eye gouging and rabbit clouts, she can just say that she is “unaware” of it and that will be the end of the discussion. Helpful hint for Senator Obama: Your lack of experience as a politician (and apparently as a historian.) makes you “unaware” of the Democratic habit of digesting their own and there is no more avaricious liberal carnivore alive than Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Here we are beginning to see the Democratic tectonic plates starting to move and the result will hopefully become a New Madrid sized fault line and a simultaneous seismic retrofit of the political landscape. The “Clinton Scorched Earth Attack Machine” is trying its best to recreate the Mason Dixon line because with Rodham the catch phrase is “Win at all costs.”

Not only is the Senator from Illinois being assailed but also what used to constitute a sacred part of the Democratic core constituency is being taken for granted. As the “candidate” waddles off to lay claim to the “petticoat plank” her handlers are of the belief that if they defeat the Illinois Senator, regardless of the ham-fisted manner in which they do so, his constituents will sheepishly follow her through to inauguration day. As true as this may end up being, this demeaning and degrading attitude is nothing new for the Democratic Party.

What the black voters are apparently overlooking is the deeply held racism firmly ensconced within the Democratic DNA. From today’s talk of “fairy tales” to backhanded references to Jesse Jackson’s South Carolina wins, the Democratic thought process is: “Who else are they going to vote for, the Republicans?”

For those black voters with an open mind, keep in mind that the Republican Party was formed due to the rigid resistance of the Democrats relative to the ending of slavery. (P.S. the Democrats thought slavery was way cool. So cool in fact, they committed four years to the project and over 600,000 lives were lost as well..) Without the Republicans, the Civil Rights Act would never have passed. (P.S. The Republican percentage, 80/82% voted FOR the Act as opposed to the Democrats who managed to find/barely scrape together 60%.) If you would like, we could discuss Lyndon B. Johnson’s REAL reasons for supporting the measure.. If it is necessary, we can mull over the Democratic Assault upon the thirteenth amendment, otherwise known as the “Perpetual Indentured Servitude/Welfare Bondage for the Twenty First Century “. Shall we talk about the “Color Consciousness” of the failure mantra as pertains to the out of tune affirmative action lullaby being sung by the Democratic sirens? The countless historical lessons relative to the Democratic Parties condescension towards you as a voting block are all out there if you are willing to look under the rocks of Democratic rhetoric and propaganda.

In the end we have the “First Black President” trying to kneecap the “First Black Presidential Candidate” at the behest of the “First Female Presidential Candidate.” Senator Obama had better become a quick study of the Clinton thirst for power and the lengths they will go to quench it.