Dancing on the Head of a Pin

With the passing of each day, my hope springs eternal that the progressives and their acolytes might actually get around to something that I have deemed “political topical specificity.” If they were to do so, those of us in the wings could easily dissect the rotting corpse of liberal politics thereby expediting this whole “election process.” Since they either do not have the capacity to be specific or they simply wish to evade political discussion while aspiring for higher political office, we are left with only a few miniscule quotes from an entire weeks “campaigning.” None of these quotes have anything to do with details, political positions, world problems and issues. Since we are only left with liberal lemons, let us make some lemonade..

“I never cease to be amazed at the misogynist attitude of some of the people in this country. I say to hell with them..” This came from the doddering “Queen of England” at a benefit bash for the “Artful Dodger” of Bosnian bullets. Since when has the opinion of the musical world’s answer to Rip Taylor, a Brit sporting Sally Jessy Raphael autograph model spectacles, been of any importance? The implication here is that if you don’t vote for Rodham, or the only reason you wouldn’t vote for Rodham is a deep-seated and festering misogyny. It has nothing to do with her inability and/or inexperience.. Thank the heavens that another gal, say Barney Frank, is not running as well or there would be an entirely new and pungent bouquet of “-gynists” to choose from. Coming soon to a theatre near you: “I never cease to be amazed at the racist attitude of some of the people in this country..” Any takers? Spike? Al? Mrs. Obama? Reverend Wright? When it comes to the fabulous estrogen laced opinions of “Sir” Elton, I say, “Don’t ask, don’t tell.”

“She’d robbed a bank.” It seems that Ol’ Whitey thought that there was just a little more political mileage that he could somehow squeeze from his wife’s “misspoke/misunderstood/misheard” fantasies from Tuzla, Bosnia. Just when the embers of this flash fire were finally dissipating, Bill decides that pouring a gallon or two of accelerants onto the residue was the wise political move to make. “Tailgunner Hillary”, after being the nations laughing stock for yet another week (taking the heat off of Kucinich..) told Bill, “You weren’t there, let me handle it..” If HRC didn’t herself have an abject allergy to the truth, she would have also added, “It didn’t happen either, but let me try to weave this into my imaginary “experience” resume because my supporters are more than willing to believe just about anything..” Bill was amazed at the media’s response to her plagiarizing from the “Joe Biden political playbook” saying that they were acting as if “she’d robbed a bank.” Bill, that’s on her “to do” list if she manages to steal the election. Not only will she be “robbing the bank”, she will be robbing the rest of us every Friday and each successive April 15, if the unthinkable occurs on November 4th…

“How many angels dance on the head of a pin?” This was the insightful answer to a question about the nearly one million dollars Bill “earned” “giving speeches” for a Bogata, Columbia group that wants the Columbia Free Trade Agreement passed. As of this writing, HRC “opposes” the measure probably because some poll or union boss told her to. Hillary unsheathed her “trademark laugh” (Clintonspeak for “slow burn.”) as she continued with, “..I have really, uh, nothing to.. I mean, how do you answer that?” Here’s a novel idea for those posturing within the world of liberal politics, try answering with the truth. Some Hillary history for your edification: She didn’t know about Monica Lewinsky. I assume that she wrote off Monica’s cries of passion emanating from the Oval Office as the squeaks from Bill’s new office furniture.. She didn’t know that Bill was “working” for Dubai, to the tune of twenty million dollars and now she doesn’t know about nearly a million dollars from Columbia for more “speeches.” We can safely conclude that the actual body of Hillary’s “experience” comes from the field of either “blatant gullibility” or “complete denial.” Neither are palatable qualities for an aspiring Commander in Chief..

“And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti immigrant sentiment or anti trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations..” Thus spoke BHO/JFK as he “empathized” with the plight of small town Pennsylvanians. Let us try to get through this intellectual sewage.. “they cling to guns and religion..” Here the palavering paladin of “change” sees two constitutionally protected rights as wrong. Apparently the “bitter” who own guns or go to church need to be watched very carefully. “Cling?” If BHO/JFK gets elected, you had better try to cling to not only your guns and your religion but to your disposable income as well.. “people who aren’t like them..” “..anti immigrant..” “as a way to explain their frustrations..” It sounds to me like Pennsylvania is a place that everyone should avoid based upon the empathetic experiences of Senator Obama. Any other politician, regardless of what office they are running for, would have to consider their political career to be over and done with after such a mind numbing assault. But the Senator from Illinois actually reiterated the crux of the statement with aplomb when questioned about this ridiculous screed after the fact, almost with an indignant tone as to why anyone would have the audacity to question the sagacity of his soliloquy. I believe that twenty years of “embittered indoctrination” heard from the pews of the Trinity United Church of Christ, lustily heaved out in corrosive sermon after corrosive sermon by Reverend Wright caused the Senator’s sensitivities to be similarly poisoned. A politician who actually wants your votes, Pennsylvanians, says that you are all gun nuts, cultists, xenophobes, racists and isolationists. Then when confronted about the effrontery of assembling and voicing such an amazing grouping of vile stereotypes, he actually rehashes and reinforces the numskullerie. Imagine the explosions had HRC or McCain uttered such lunacy.. The only other politician with such immunity from the repercussions of his own imbecility is Jimmy Carter…

No substance. No experience. No leadership. The more things “change”, the more they remain the same within the fetid world of liberal politics as the rest of us are left to go about the all important political task of counting the angels who are dancing on the head of a pin…