A Definition of Madness

The (inexperience) Green Party candidate, the otherworldly BHO/JFK, has come to the conclusion that his first stab at “convincing” the nations voters that they are “racists” if they don’t vote for him, apparently needed to be reinforced and repeated in Springfield Missouri. Back in the middle of June in Jacksonville Florida, the anointed one said, “They’re going to try to make you afraid of me. He’s young and inexperienced and he’s got a funny name. And did I mention he’s black?”

Trying to Save the Planet and Others

Liberal Valkyrie, Nancy “Where’s my 727!” Pelosi, is just about to embark upon a whirlwind tour to promote her latest stem-winder entitled, “Know Your Power, A Message to America’s Daughters.” There is plenty of time for this foray into feminist fiction because there is obviously nothing of consequence relative to her “day job” that is in need of anything even remotely resembling “immediate attention”..

The King of the Universe

As the Transcendent One makes his way across Europe, and as the Germans pick themselves up from their collective case of the vapours, my natural curiosity was peaked relative to a point or two, involving and/or collateral to, “the Speech”..

A Few More Thoughts About Change

After giving the matter careful thought and consideration, I believe that I might end up converting to the ingenious idea forwarded by the almighty BHO/JFK that this election is all about “change.” I know that I have humorously pointed out on a few occasions that the only “change” the left is truly concerned with is what they ask me for in front of the grocery store or the mall. Well, I have seen the error of my ways and I am now open to the concept of “change” and I am thinking about swallowing the Socialist Eucharist at the next Obama tent revival that manages to make its way through my town.

The Delicate Balance

BHO/JFK is just about to wing his way off to Europe so that his beatification on that continent can proceed as planned. Children generally get a bit antsy on long plane trips, so I hope that his chaperones will bring plenty of coloring books and hard candy to keep the tyke amused. But before he goes, I found a story on the wire, “Obama steers clear of Michigan Muslims he may need to win state”, that has a need for further scrutiny.

Caught up in the Mayhem

No sooner had the Democrats given the “out the door bounce” to two hijab wearing Obama supporters, when the party of “inclusion, diversity and fairness” began taking a whack or two at offending yet another one of their “special interest groups.” Actually, they want their votes, but they really want them to go away for a spell whilst all of the “pretty people” begin gathering in Denver. They are now giving the bums rush to their once sacrosanct… bums..

Betting on Lite

Just when you thought that we might have reached the point where we might have a day or two of “Clinton-less” news, the Associated Press tells of former President Clinton’s visit to Philadelphia. Bilious Clinton was speaking before the National Governors Association, so with a room full of old gubernatorial goats, the chances for Bill to “grab” anything other than a headline or two was probably pretty infinitesimal, so Rodham gave her approval for his field trip..

Even More Flexible

Within a few scant days of my last missive, the great BHO/JFK has begun to take a little heat relative to the “Flexibility Phenomenon” that seems to invariably infect and afflict liberal Democratic candidates right around election time.

Flexibility

Every four years, almost to the day, the liberal’s version of Halley’s Comet streaks across the political landscape. Strange things always seem to happen to the “message” of “The Chosen One”, the Democratic messiah that has been scrubbed, polished and placed before the teleprompter, as the election process drones on.. Soon after the Democratic apparatguys and apparatchiks decide who shall be their next Jimmy Carter, a liberally unnerving phenomenon takes place.. The rest of us can never be sure if it is the result of some kind of epiphany of introspection or whether the candidate’s lackeys finally understand the available polling data and the nations overall disgust for liberalism in general, but its effects upon all facets of the liberal animal are always entertaining..

The Wizard of Odds

 

For the edification of those in the world who have been even moderately inattentive to the political comings and goings of the past few months, the current edition of the “Democratic Renaissance, circa 2008″ is bandying about the catchy but hollow phrases, “Hope and Change.” I personally see this “hope and change” business as an artful dodge and deflection from the overwhelmingly important issue of “experience” when it comes to holding the most important political office in the world.