Lie To Me

Congratulations.. We have somehow managed to “survive” up to the 100^th day of the Obama oligarchy. Maybe now, all of the lemmings will take the “countdown” tabs from their obsequious “news” broadcasts and from their weepy web sites.. Those of us who have not swallowed the Ebony Eucharist think that these “100 days” have more aptly resembled the forty days and forty nights mentioned in the Bible..

Progressive Potpourri

Never one to shy away from any discussion of his own personal “pandemic” Tennessee’s Teletubby, Al Gore went to Washington to “plead” for unity relative to the myth of “global warming”. “Unity” when used by the left means, “give in to my way of doing things”. The logical discussion of differences aren’t allowed and are libelously labeled “acrimonious”, for example.. Friday’s “discussion” had all of the “differences” taken out of it by the liberals who understand that were the “other side” allowed to properly participate, the unintellectual game of Jenga, the silly “eco-illogical” cupidity/stupidity of the global warming scam would have been properly displayed and dissected for the world to see.. There is no “transparency” when it comes to progressive pollution..

Reap What You Sow

One of the amazing abilities of the liberal leader is that he has the capacity to make inconsequential events consequential and to take events of great consequence and to brush them off as inconsequential. This is not due to any particular acumen on the President’s part, it is a contemptible consequence of the inherent liberal gullibility that his vast inexperience brings to the most important political office in the world.

Mostly Unmoved

For some reason, the President of the United States of America is attending the “Summit of the Americas” (What?) taking place in Trinidad and Tobago. (Where?) This is the fifth such installment of this riveting political spectacle which can only bring credibility to a cluster of “nations” whose contributions to “the world” amounts to a few baseball players, sprinters and boxers as well as any number of massage parlor technicians, hotel housekeepers and maids.. This amazing assemblage of ankle biters has already started working over our representatives, the intrepid and inspirational team of Obama and Rodham.

Drawing Battle Lines

As the “Lipton Liturgicals” directed at the Leviathan liberal tax machine are taking place around the nation, everyone needs to keep in mind that if the momentum of these “statements” ends today, the effort was nothing more than empty symbolism. It is also important to know that the opposition, as the uncrowned masters of empty symbolism, will continue to march to the beat of their own demented drummer..

Still Waiting

The humor of having liberal beginners in the positions of power in the United States has to constantly tickle the odd little leprechaun with the lousy leisure suit from Iran. Our wonderful “talkers” are all agog at the chance to “negotiate” with this oily reptile. The historical lessons that the rest of us learned from the last liberal who gaily waved a “document” around after “negotiating” the 1938 Munich Agreement with a demonic despot have escaped the brilliant modern day appeasers who are simply hypnotized by the timbre of their own hollow voices and the resonance of their empty words..

An Intellectual Black Out

With all of the problems created and enhanced by the Demokrats and their “steer-less leader” Captain Clueless, several members of Congress felt compelled to “get away from it all” by going on a little junket. Due to the complexity of the Geithner “moronic mathematics” and the liberal deficit, a field trip was in order for those who appear so “mathematically challenged”. So with that, seven Demokrats packed their soiled socialist suitcases and the taxpayers involuntarily paid for their visit to their communist contemporary in Cuba.

Mending Fences

While the systematic socialist takeover (voluntary or not) was taking place within the business community back in what used to be the United States, BHO/JFK/LBJ/FDR was in Turkey where he was “mending fences” with the Muslims. This “mending” will be about as sturdy and reliable as the typical flimsy fascist fabricated “Habitat for Humanity” hovel lovingly assembled by the lachrymose left.. No matter, as soon as the next disgruntled cab driver or “foreign exchange student” “coincidentally” wanders by wearing a backpack full of “books” and/or a ticking turban, all of this “mending” will be for naught..

Silent No More

The last article, “Making Workers Pay” brought to mind a theory of mine that seems without flaw. The reason that the liberals relentlessly penalize the middle class under the guise of “getting/taxing the rich” is that the middle class is the only group that willingly accepts this progressive punishment year after year.

Making Workers Pay

The weasely liberals and their life partners, who only a few months ago were cavorting at the ostentatious Obama orgy in Chicago, (which he finally got around to paying off..) are now beginning through their actions, to believe that they will be held “accountable” for the fiscal flailing of the brown Bolshevik. Though we may appreciate their (tardy) perceptiveness relative to the slim possibility of our survival as a nation until 2010, we will need a considerably longer period of time to rectify their imperceptiveness relative to the damage, collateral and otherwise, of the totalitarian tyro’s shenanigans upon our nation..