No Left Turnz

The Necessity And Promise

June 9, 2009 · 23 Comments

Barack Obama has “promised” yet again to “create or save” 600,000 jobs by the end of the summer. As liars go, the Brown Bolshevik is one of the few liberals who can give Billy Bob a run for OUR money.. This progressive poltroon is playing the “oily definitional diversion” game hoping that the rest of the nation is as gullible as the Methadone addicts, the pony-tailed nitwits as well as the soiled and unclean parasites that placed him into higher office.

In an article entitled, “Obama repackages stimulus plans with old promises” (My Way News) he lays this whopper out there, “Now we’re in a position to really accelerate..” Remember that all motion is relative to the liberals. Let’s take a quick look at the REAL numbers that Obama is “accelerating”: 1,600,000 jobs LOST since the grand larceny (stimulus package) was signed in February, nearly a two trillion-dollar deficit and a 9.4 per cent unemployment rate which is the highest in twenty five years.. He is “really accelerating” the nation at speeds approaching terminal velocity towards the full fledged Depression and devastation that he and his minions desire.

The article points out that the “job estimate is so murky, it can never be verified..” Bingo! Liberalism 101. The liberals view “facts” as “inconvenient truths” so they avoid them in the same manner as they avoid bar soap and gainful employment. They have all marinated themselves in the intellectual undertow of “I say it, therefore it is true” argumentative minimalism. (Example: “…Racist!!) As “true believers” in the Obama obfuscations, the “facts” are there to be either maliciously manipulated or simply ignored and disregarded altogether. Thus the imbecility of claiming to “save” jobs.. These “saved jobs” can never be “verified”, but since the liberals aren’t concerned with either facts or jobs, all that matters is that Obama makes the childish claim and says it with “authority.”

For example: Obama has personally destroyed 1,600,000 jobs since February. His silly staff of socialist simpletons “estimates” that the “stimulus package” has “saved” 150,000 jobs. Even if that palpable lie were even remotely true, that still amounts to a net 1,450,000 jobs that Obama has personally LOST.. Here we see the liberal “the ass is half full” (of crap) illogic in full bloom..

By this leap of liberal lemming “logic” while Obama obliterates jobs by the bushel basket full, shouldn’t we be “thankful” that illegal immigration HAS to be tailing off? After all, when Obama gets done, there will be so few jobs available anywhere in America that the phrase “doing the jobs that Americans won’t do” will definitely be a thing of the past..

“For the first time, the administration admitted the economic forecasts it used to sell the stimulus were overly optimistic..” Middle class translation: he lied.. Or, if you would prefer, “Obama Lied, Our Economy Died..” With tax cheats under every rock, with people forcibly taking over capitalist enterprises who can’t figure out “Turbo Tax” and with a President who has 143 days “experience” and countless votes of “present” under his Bolshevik belt, who can be surprised by their childlike “optimism”?

“At the time, our forecasts seemed reasonable..” These were the words of Biden’s “top economic adviser”, Jared Bernstein, in between his runs to restock Biden’s liquor cabinet. “..the White House underestimated the scope of the recession..” THAT is why we wanted to take a look at the stimulus socialist steamroller that was hurried along by the Obama acolytes and that is why tangible EXPERIENCE is important when trying to run the most powerful nation on Earth, “most powerful” that is until he begins to “really accelerate”..

Why was Obama so “overly optimistic”? He spoke Monday of “modest progress” with the economy, “citing fewer jobs lost last month than expected..” Wow.. The Obama FAILURES economically would be the same as going in for surgery on your right leg only to find that your surgeon was “present” during his schooling (since no one has been able to produce his transcripts..) and then being “overly optimistic” that he only amputated both of your arms.. (Be prepared for this scenario to actually become America’s reality once he “really accelerates” onto his “health care crisis”..) “..citing fewer jobs lost last month than expected..” That is as idiotic as saying that the Black Plague (sorry, no pun intended.. well actually, the pun was intended..) wasn’t as bad as we thought because it didn’t kill off as many citizens “as expected”..

“We’ve done more than ever, faster than ever, more responsibly than ever, to get the gears of the economy moving again. I’m not satisfied. We’ve got more work to do..” DIRECTION is irrelevant to the “Destroy America First” crowd, ACTION is important. The “fact” that they are sending the economy backwards doesn’t matter to them. Imagine the irreparable damage when he “really accelerates..”

He has done “more than ever”. He has “spent” 44 billion dollars in less than four months. The bad news is that that is less than nine per cent of the “grand theft stimulus” money.. Less than nine percent of the stimulus money is in the economic bloodstream. His “overly optimistic” mindset comes from the fact that the Dow Jones is in the last throws of capitalism, thus the explanation for the recent “modest” gains in the markets. Once the socialist and unconstitutional takeovers supplant capitalism and the free market, once the other 91 per cent of the hyper inflationary carcinogens from the “stimulus” package sufficiently corrodes the investments of the middle class and destroys the “modest” gains within the markets, his work will be done. Obama will have done what Khrushchev couldn’t..

Here is the REAL kicker.. “Several economists said Monday the economy is unlikely to see much of a boost from the stimulus before next year..” Why is that you ask? That is precisely how Obama and his marionettes planned for this to occur. This “bill” was formulated to really begin “paying out” “next year”.. What happens “next year”? The mid term election of 2010. Obama was going to strangle the country until 2010, childishly saying “we inherited this economy..”, then when the 2010 mid term elections were in sight and weasels like Arlen Specter were trying to regain their seats at the totalitarian trough, suddenly the Obama slush fund would have begun to “pay dividends” for the liberals..

Democratic delusion is fueled by the “fact” that the liberals WANT to be lied to. With that, Obama continued on. “Now, I know that there’s some who, despite all the evidence to the contrary, still don’t believe in the necessity and promise of the recovery act..” “Despite all the evidence to the contrary”?? (One last time: 1,600,000 jobs lost, a 25 year high in the unemployment rate and a deficit which he has managed to quadruple in just about 120 days..) Who is really in denial over the “evidence to the contrary”..

The socialist Dr. Seuss ended with, “”Companies have scrapped the idea of laying off employees and have in fact decided to hire employees.. Tell that to the Americans who received that unexpected call saying, “Come back to work..” With the “audacity of hope”, I look forward to that “call” in November of 2012 that will be “unexpected” that puts Obama in the unemployment line..

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23 responses so far ↓

  • T // June 10, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Great article , once again, Larry.

    The most telling thing you said today, in my opinion, was: “Democratic delusion is fueled by the “fact” that the liberals WANT to be lied to.” Truer words were never spoken.

    All the unconstitutional things that this administration is getting away with are driving me nuts! I know the reason that this is happening is because the looney left has complete control of the house and senatee- as well as Obi-man but I had no idea they would shove so much down our throats so fast. It’s like trying to drink from a fire hose! (oh, isn’t that what they call waterboarding?) Maybe we could get them charged with torture? Nah! Too obvious! LOL

    Have a good day all! Time to get it in gear.

  • Fruitsoftheland // June 10, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Heyyyyyyyy Larry!

    My family and I just received our acceptance letter to the Obama Re-Education summer camp. How exciting. I almost forgot to pack my skid-marked unionsuit, olive colored, sweat stained beret and my Patchouli scented hemmoroid Tucks pads.

    After a couple of weeks of Mickey D’s I should be able to leave a really big “carbon” Foot print! It’ll be organic anyway!

    Go Blue!

  • triviaman // June 10, 2009 at 5:02 pm

    Larry, since I switched browsers, I had to input my nickname and email address again, in order to make a new post.

    Two observations about Obama and God:
    1. Both do not have a birth certificate.
    2. God does not think he is Obama, but Obama thinks he is God!

  • LadyWolf // June 10, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    Larry and Family:

    We seem to have a mutiny going on in the New York Senate. Two of our democratic state senators are aligning themselves with the Republicans.

    A “coalition of Republicans and two dissident Democrats still plans to try to open the chamber and control the Senate after their shocking move to seize power on Monday.

    The coalition is threatening to hold a session in a nearby park if necessary – with dozens of TV news cameras rolling.

    Democrats say they still aren’t sure they’ll continue to fight what they call an illegal power grab, or allow the coalition to enter the Senate chambers.”

    Don’t you just love it? Specter can defect from the Republican party and the democrats think it’s hunky-dorey but let two of their crew do it and it becomes illegal. Things are getting interesting here and I’m sure there is more to come. I’m hoping the mutiny spreads to other states. LOL

  • triviaman // June 10, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    More observations about God and Obama:
    1. God wants only 10% of your income, leaving you 90%; Obama wants 90% of your income, leaving you 10%.
    2. God has written down His law & instructions for all of us to read and understand; Obama says he will give us the details later after his laws are passed that are so complex that only lawyers can read and understand them!

  • Eileen // June 10, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    Excellent once again, Larry and truer words were never spoken.

    When Obama continues to use “it’s an emergency” to explain that’s why they didn’t place the Stimulus Bill online, yet most of the Stimulus won’t go into affect until the middle of next year. He’s a very dangerous felon in my eyes as he rapes our Country from the things that made us great. As the left in this Country aim to destroy not only the policies put into place by Ronald Reagan but also those from our Founders.

    The signs in Europe show that the citizens have all decided they’re not too fond of the left and their socialist ideals. Even in the Middle East the left is feeling the heat. Yet our leaders want to embrace something that doesn’t work, and I believe they know it won’t. This is all about removing our power throughout the World by both weakening us economically and militarily. If we show al-Qaeda, the Taliban, Kim Jong-il, Fidel and Raul Castro, Hugo Chavez and every terrorist organization that we no longer hold the power we once had, we become weak and are no longer a known threat to them. That’s what I think the left in this Country are trying to do. Show all the other crazed dictators who want to try to rule the World when most cannot control their own people. Obama and friends believe that’s why we are hated around the World. We are viewed as a threat because we have money and power, when you eliminate both we’re just another Country being taxed to death and the World will like us again. But that’s not the only things that they hate about us so nothing will change and the liberals simply believe that’s where issue ends.

    They thought if they got rid of Bush and Cheney everything would change. It hasn’t and he sends out platitudes to the Socialist in Europe and the Muslim’s of the World. It’s a new regime, the bad people are gone and we want you to like us again. Won’t you be my neighbor? Put the polyester golf pants on and the pale yellow cardigan and he becomes Mr. Obama’s neighborhood. Let’s hope neighborhood isn’t Harlem, Southside of Chicago or Watts.

  • Michele // June 10, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    It’s about time we “accelerated” these jerks out of a job.

  • Eileen // June 10, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    I received this email today. I guess just controlling the US isn’t enough for Obama. He wants to go global.

    Eileen:

    Barack Obama wants to bail out European banks.

    We can stop him.

    No, it is no joke. He really wants to. He is going to send the International Monetary Fund billions of dollars that will then be used to do in Europe what Obama has done here.

    House Republicans are going to vote in a block to oppose this, which means around thirty Democrats are needed. The Blue Dog Democrats are logical targets. Those Democrats who represent districts that tilt Republican can be pressured. And among them, the freshman Blue Dogs can really be pressured.

    Call 202-224-3121. Ask for the members of Congress below and tell them to oppose H.R. 2346, the 2009 Supplemental Appropriations Act.

    Bobby Bright AL-02
    Parker Griffith AL-05
    Ann Kirkpatrick AZ-01
    Suzanne Kosmos FL-24
    Walt Mitnick ID-01
    Frank Kratovil MD-01
    Glenn Nye VA-02
    Tom Perriello VA-05

    Once you’ve called these people, use the same number and call these members, all of whom are in heavy Republican districts:

    Travis Childers (MS-01)
    Harry Mitchell (AZ-05)
    Gabby Giffords (AZ-08)
    Jim Marshall (GA-08)
    John Barrow (GA-12)
    Bill Foster (IL-14)
    Baron Hill (IN-09)

    Sincerely yours,

    Erick Erickson

  • Stirling // June 10, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    Just re-read William E. Simon’s “A Time For Action”, put out in a small booklet from R.Digest by ‘American Enterprise’.

    What Common Sense!!

    Why, Why, Why is this Idiot allowed to continue his dismantling of America?

    Keep at it Larry… Bless you!

    Sorry, that should read: Enterprise America

  • Kurt // June 10, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    T & everyone else,
    Don’t worry Nonsense Pislostit & her counterpart in the senate now want universal Mental & Dental Health Coverage. Now you can grow old, nuts and lose you teeth, and we will all contribute to taking care of you. Seriously, this nonsense has to stop . Better yet, we have to stop this nonsense. Unfortunately, the lies and the stupid people who believe them we can’t stop. Are there so many stupid people walking around? Is smart liberal (progressive) an oxymoron?

    See link on DrudgeReport.com

    http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0609/23560.html

  • Joe // June 10, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    Larry, again my friend, your thoughts to mine.

    Obama is excercising “liberalism 101″ through his lies of unemployment to the idots that elected him. It is an easy task for him as the majority of those that voted for him have little or no understanding of mathmatics in the first place due to an early drop-out rate of school.

    He will get no retribution from our “fair” medias in asking what happened to the 5 million new jobs he’d promised before. If only Obama lactated, our nation’s “esteemed” media would be suckling at his breasts.

    Just the other day in the local paper’s front page article, a story about how the stimulus bill was creating jobs for teens in the city in the parks and libraries. Oh, whoopee! That certainly sounds like “shovel ready” jobs to me and ought to provide food and clothing for unemployed teenagers families. WTF? What good is employing teenagers at $7.25 an hour for 30 hours a week for 3 months going to do in stimulating the ecomonomy? Oh, oh, I get it, it will enable more money for the sales of CDs, Ipods, cellphones and computer games, right?

  • G. Nichols // June 11, 2009 at 12:35 am

    One thing we must remember about liberals is that they truely believe that what they are doing is for the best. They genuinely do not see the harm they cause as being anything of any real import. Sadly there are so many whom were duped into worshipping this false prophet. Its ironic that the ones whom wanted all the hope and change the most are the ones whom will be hurt the worst, and they are too brain-numbed to figure it out.

  • noleftturnz // June 11, 2009 at 1:40 am

    G.,

    If whatever the left does “fails”, it is someone or something elses fault.

    “We inherited this mess..”

    They are too self centered to believe in God but they believe that they are God.

    Avoid them as they avoid the shower..

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  • STITCH! // June 11, 2009 at 3:05 am

    I saved (or created) 100,000 jobs today!
    All by myself.

    $787 billion comes to more than $2300 for every man, woman, and child in America.
    How about this lying bastard just send me and my wife a check for $4600 bucks and we’ll call it done?
    I bet we can “stimulate” more than Obama has.
    The only thing “shovel ready” about this plan is the bullshit he’s shoveling to sell it (and sell it and sell it and sell it).

    We have to remember, Socialism (and/or Progressive Socialism) DOES NOT WORK unless you have 10-20% unemployment.
    So, now that HE has us at 9.4% I can understand his excitement about “really eccelerating”.
    Once we hit 10% I’m sure we’ll be able to move much quicker on that second 10% until we hit 20%.
    10% unemployment “could” work if 100% of the 10% drink the koolaid and fall in lockstep line (toe-to-heal) in His Majesty’s bread lines, fuel lines, car lines, health care(less) line, free home lines, etc.
    But, since I am 1 of that 9.4% along with LOTS of others who refuse to give up our country’s founding principles, the Bronze Bolshevik is just going to have to push on towards 20%.

    The way it works is simple mathematics.
    They (Progressive Socialists) already have a certain number of brainless followers.
    Add to that the 10% unemployed.
    Then add to that a few more percentage points of the “empathetic” (ie, pathetic) of the unemployed.
    And you end up with a tab bit more than 50% of the voters.
    Enough to keep their lying asses in office.
    But, push unemployment towards 20% and they get a better chance of getting at least half of those unemployed to “see their light”.
    In other words, beaten down so far they have no choice but to “beg” duh gubment for “free” stuff.
    And, of course, this increases the number of the “pathetics” (see above).
    And, 20% unemployed means 80% employed (even the Progressives can do that math), so there are sufficient numbers of “working” people to pay the taxes.
    Even though probably 20% of that 80% are gubment employees, what’s left of the “working” people is enough to be sucked dry of their paychecks to pay for all the “FREE” stuff.
    So you see, Sultan Obama is DREAMING of a day when he can reach 20% unemployment.

    Obama’s claims to have “not lost as many jobs as we expected” could be translated as “he’s not the colossal failure we all thought he was, just a mediocre failure”.

    I hate that son-of-a—–muslim!

    BUTCH!

  • STITCH! // June 11, 2009 at 3:20 am

    Triviaman, I saw a similar bumper sticker:
    My Messiah only wants 10%.

    The Stimulingus bill was passed 113 days ago.
    That’s $7 billion a day for 113 days.
    And the best they can do is LOSE MORE JOBS??
    I know, they wont be spending this money until next year (an election year).
    You know, George Bush told Congress in 2007 that Freddie & Fannie were going to run out of money in 2008, and Nancy Pelosi said, “good, that’s an election year”.

    It seems “we inherited this” is bullshit too.
    Check this out, Bush’s first year he inherited a $249 billion budget deficit from Billy boy.
    Bush’s last year (2008), he left Sultan Obama a $258 budget deficit.
    Or, about $9 billion more than Bush inherited in 2000.
    Sultan Obama’s 2009 deficit will be AT LEAST 6.5 times as much as Bush’s 2008 (and its only JUNE!!!!).
    This son-of-a-muslim ain’t done spending our money yet.

    BUTCH!

  • STITCH! // June 11, 2009 at 3:21 am

    oops, forgot to post the budget deficits:

    (billions)
    2000 $249 (inherited from Billy boy)
    2001 $199
    2002 $207
    2003 $184
    2004 $213
    2005 $259
    2006 $333
    2007 $294
    2008 $258
    2009 $1684 (ESTIMATED)

    STITCH!

  • STITCH! // June 11, 2009 at 3:41 am

    a bit off topic, but I TOLD YOU SO!

    Some time back I wrote an article about cow farts (and belches).
    It started from Pelosi’s suggestion to ban gas-powered lawn mowers because of their insecure fears. er, I mean, globaloney warning, WARMING…damn!
    I calculated the number of cows in our country and how much methane they produce.
    It turns out that not only do the cows produce more total tonnage of gases than lawn mowers, but, methane is a FAR worse greenhouse gas than CO2.
    And now the EPA wants to tax cow farts.
    You can bet a ban on lawn mowers is coming.

    Speaking of alternative fuels, you can make a fuel out of snail farts, but you won’t live long enough to fill your gas tank with it.

    If one of Sultan Obama’s czars (fill in name here) wants to paint all the roofs white to reflect sunlight back into space and lower the earth’s temperature, has he thought this through?
    I calculate it would take 4 billion gallons of paint.
    That’s 6-7 years worth of our total paint production.
    What kind of paint? Oil-based?
    Where is that oil going to come from?
    Where are all the other chemicals going to come from?
    How much energy is that going to take to make 4 billion gallons of paint, ship it all over the country, then paint every roof?
    What about all the other painting we need to do?
    Will we need to import paint, from Mexico?
    And, won’t we have to start repainting all that stuff in 5 or 6 years (before we even finished the first coats)????
    Or, I think we could accomplish the same thing if every person planted 4 trees.
    Or, we could all turn our ACs on full blast and open all our doors and windows.
    Or, we could all walk around eating a half gallon of ice cream.
    Or, we could take all his czars, slice them reeeeal thin, and spread them out over the space between earth and the sun to block that much sunlight.

    nuts. shear nuts.

    STITCH!

  • STITCH! // June 11, 2009 at 3:43 am

    $787 billion (amount of the Stimulingus) is also about $5,000 for every household.
    And, its about $10,000 for every homeOWNER.
    You know, the poor bastards that PAY all those taxes.

    STITCH!

  • Joe // June 11, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    Stitch,

    Good to see/hear/read you back again!

    Everyone,

    This SUNDAY is FLAG DAY!!!

    For you Patriots who don’t do so already, remember to unfurl your Stars and Stripes to show everyone that you remain patriotic to the ideals of this nation as a free Republic.

  • LadyWolf // June 12, 2009 at 2:08 am

    Stitch:

    Welcome back. I missed your comments and information.

  • triviaman // June 12, 2009 at 3:12 am

    Stitch, your comments about doing the “white paint job again in 5 years” reminded me of the facts that:
    1. The painters who finish painting the Golden Gate Bridge start right over again at the beginning, because by the time they finish at the end, the paint is starting to wear off at the start!
    2. The “highly-paid” light-bulb changers in the Pentagon change the light bulbs whether they need it or not, because by the time they get to the same light bulb again, chances are it will burn out shortly thereafter! (There are thousands of light bulbs in the Pentagon!) What a boring job!

  • Richard // June 13, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    Stitch – Great to have you back. You are very droll and keep me in stitches. I laugh so I don’t cry. Isn’t it time we started working on impeachment for him, pelouzi and the Vegas yahoo?

  • triviaman // June 13, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    Richard, here is just an example of how the “Vegas yahoo” has treated his constituents in “Sin City.”

    I lived in Vegas for 17 years, and wanted either a copy of a law that had been recently passed or an explanation of it from Mr. Reid’s office on East Charleston Boulevard. (This was before the Internet was up and running.) When I asked to see a copy of the law (which Reid voted for), or an explanation of it, his secretary refused to do either, and threatened to just about to call the police on me!

    So much for his being a “public servant” to the populace!

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