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Entries from July 2009

Collectivist Fight

July 30, 2009 · 41 Comments

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano decided to step out from the lumpy shadow cast by “fellow” invisible Obama acolyte Rodham and she gave a little pep talk about terrorism. “Big Sis” as she is known in some quarters, (“Big Bro” seems more apropos..) “urged all Americans to join a collective fight against terrorism..” Groovy. It would be more appropriate if she would have asked the liberals to finally get around to joining the fight against terrorism.. The real “American people” have been on board since September 11, 2001..

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Gatesgate

July 26, 2009 · 56 Comments

So, a dopey “professor” or “scholar” as he has been referred to, (bringing new light to the fact that education is by no means synonymous with intelligence..) decides to break into his own house and when the police respond to investigate, (something that they are paid to do..) he unloads the minority agitator default setting upon them: racist. Next, Obama decides to “act stupidly” by chiming in with his worm’s eye view that the police “acted stupidly”.. A few thoughts, if I may..

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Without Enough Action

July 24, 2009 · 41 Comments

What was supposed to be a slow trickle of illegally obtained middle class tax dollars flowing to the “public schools” is also being “spurred” by five billion dollars in grants.. “The Socialist Stimulus” bill was going to send $100 billion dollars to the public schools. It is a proven “fact”, for example, a “fact” like all of the ones surrounding global warming, that the only thing holding the standards and accomplishments of the public schools students down is “a lack of funds”.. That makes as much sense as saying that the only reason that Rosie O’Donnell is insane is because she is fat..

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The Czars Are Aligned..

July 23, 2009 · 39 Comments

BHO/JFK/LBJ/FDR tried last night to do the “hard sell” yet again to the American public who may finally be reaching the breaking point as far as both their ability to swallow the incessant liberal lies and their capacity for being gulled by the scheming socialist. Our used car salesman president (sorry to offend any used car salesmen with the analogy..) had the nerve to actually say that the “stars are aligned” relative to the “Big Swindle”.. Not quite.. Actually, “the Czars are aligned” and the fifth column is forming on the left..

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A Sigh Of Relief

July 22, 2009 · 21 Comments

What an amazing coincidence.. As soon as she was ridiculed as the nation’s first “Stay-at-home Secretary of State”, the “pantsuit progressive” who must have just been allowed back onto Travelocity, decide to go deliver a “no-nonsense message”. It seems that after “years of neglect”, the Obama oligarchy is ready to re-engage the “area”.. Once you hear the details of this “message” you will know why the “no” part is of “no” value when it comes from any Obama hack or hackette..

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Achilles Heel

July 21, 2009 · 26 Comments

The liberals who were once all so giddy about demanding “time tables” and “exit plans” have now just quietly given up on the idea and they “hope” that you have too.. On April 20th, Obama “challenged” his Cabinet (The Termite Totalitarians..) to “cut $100 million” from the budget within 90 days.. That deadline passed.. This whole “governmenting” thing is a lot harder than it used to be when Obama used to wake up from his afternoon naps covered in dried drool during his 143 day whirlwind Senatorial “career”.. Never mind that “100 million” is trivial compared to the untold TRILLIONS that the progressive poltroons are simultaneously printing and wasting and they couldn’t even find that in ninety days.

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An Allusion To An Illusion

July 18, 2009 · 101 Comments

I sometimes wonder about the “exercise in futility” (or should it be an “exorcise in futility”?) that the writing of articles relative to the liberal political landscape has become..

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Trickle Down Obamanomics

July 16, 2009 · 20 Comments

“The American people have to realize that there’s no such thing as a free lunch..” These imbecilic words came from Barack The Red as he spoke from both sides of his mouth from the “I never promised you a Rose Garden” at the Out House in Washington.. The communist cornucopia continued on.. “The status quo on health care is threatening the financial stability of families, of businesses and of government. It’s unsustainable, and it has to change..” Here is yet another sterling example of “progressive projection”. If you simply replace the words “health care” with “the Obama caliphate” in the previous sentence, you will have the sentiments of the American middle class.. Sentiments that are sorely in need of being verbalized.. Be silent no more, majority.

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Prod Them Toward Action

July 16, 2009 · 13 Comments

The socialist standup routine of Barack Hussein Obama has decided to go “all in” as relates to the extermination of the middle class, capitalism and the free market. You may have thought that his “stimulus plan” (control) was a stretch, you may have thought that his “rescue” (control) of the banks and the insurance institutions was a far fetched grab and you may have thought that his “saving” (control) of Chrysler and GM were outlandish.. My friends, you ain’t seen nothing yet..

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Caught In A Difficult Spot

July 10, 2009 · 36 Comments

Just as the participants at the G-8 Summit were being assembled for their group photo, America’s fearless leader Barack Hussein Obama, decided to “channel a Clinton” ala John Edward (the alleged “medium” not the cad, the cad has an “s” at the end of his name.. I almost forgot, the cad believes that he is a medium in the courtroom too!) whilst ogling the posterior of a “seventeen year old junior G-8 delegate”. (“Tail To The Chief” NY Post) Obama may be acting more like Bill Clinton these days but the Clinton that is actually on the progressive payroll has been as illusive and as inconspicuous as Howard “Prozac Poster Boy” Dean..

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