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Entries from August 2009

Talk To Me..Pretty Please?

August 27, 2009 · 42 Comments

The “lets-stick-our-weenie-in-every-campfire” liberals have now decided to overhaul, or to phrase it more appropriately for the leftists: “takeover”, the Army Field Manual’s interrogation guidelines. In short, the liberals think that the terrorists will “talk” if they lay like spoons with them after a cup of warm cocoa and a viewing of “Fried Green Tomatoes” with the appropriate lighting for the mood. This Swiss watch of an idea will certainly make America safer..

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Afroturf

August 23, 2009 · 38 Comments

Lost between the liberal cracks of deceit and diversion last week was the revelation that the Obama administration will be raising the ten year deficit outlook from their admitted seven trillion dollar total to nearly ten trillion dollars.. The mathematical dynamics and technicalities that have always illuded the Obama liberals right around tax time invariably confuses them when it comes to accepting the damage that they have done to the nation with their Marxist meddling.

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A More Emotional Appeal

August 19, 2009 · 24 Comments

The news just keeps getting worse for the Obama oligarchs.. Which means that the news just keeps getting better for America.

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Carcinogenic Consequences

August 19, 2009 · 23 Comments

I have heard it said that, “Rome wasn’t built in a day.” By that logic, we can conclude that it took longer than a day for that which WAS Rome to be destroyed. Likewise, that theorem can be applied to the social, cultural and political climate within the United States today.

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Not Even Getting The Tail

August 15, 2009 · 40 Comments

The Bolshevik Barnstormer is at it again. Yesterday, he was off to Montana pitching his socialist snake oil to yet another crowd of antiseptically scrubbed lemmings.. Obama winged his way to Montana, coincidentally the home state of Max Baucus, the unfortunate liberal who chose the short straw and was left with the formidable task of turning the Obama health scare socialist “takeover” into a warm and fuzzy “overhaul”..

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Tough Moments

August 12, 2009 · 35 Comments

I firmly believe that every liberal alive, and that includes the “politically expedient” “new and improved” ones like Specter, had to grow up in a home where they supplemented their diets by eating the colored Fritos that they peeled off of the windowsills and door ways.. I am trying desperately to find a logical explanation for their consistent crackpotterie.

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Statists Quo

August 11, 2009 · 18 Comments

In a deliciously ironic twist, so many of the indentured servants (liberals) have been suffering the slings and arrows of justifiable outrage as they try to perform the “Democratic Dance of Deception” over the Obama health scare bill. So many so that Obama himself decided to enlarge his carbon footprint to almost the size of his ego and fly off to New Hampshire on the taxpayers dime. The Progressive Paladin donned his armor of invincibility and went right into the teeth.. of a friendly crowd. Had Obama the Brave been told to advance against the enemy at Omaha Beach during Operation Overlord, he would have gone to Hawaii..

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The New Angle

August 9, 2009 · 48 Comments

Please make note of the newest trick in the liberal arsenal when it comes to eliminating the constitutional rights of those who logically oppose them as relates to their “Happy Talk Townhalls” about the “Obama Euthanasia Health Scare” gibberish..

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A Different Direction

August 8, 2009 · 36 Comments

“I’m sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and disagree with this administration, somehow you’re not patriotic. We need to stand up and say we’re Americans, and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration..” So spoke Rodham, or the “Pantsuit Patrick Henry” back on April 29, 2003 when being “anti-administration” was all the rage.. The old “tear the system down” totalitarians and the “question authority” pony tailed perverts of years back all find “disagreement” to suddenly be cancerous since THEY are now in charge..

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Funding From Somewhere

August 4, 2009 · 54 Comments

“Turbo” Tim Geithner (Who reminds me of the “Goth Kid Leader” from South Park) said on Sunday that he “cannot rule out higher taxes to help tame an exploding budget deficit..” The Yahoo finance story that details this information is entitled “2 Obama officials: No guarantee taxes won’t go up”. However, the title is incomplete. Please allow me to finish it: “No guarantees taxes won’t go up is a guarantee that they will..”

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