The Year That Wasn’t

On this New Year’s Eve, maybe we should take a look at the year that wasn’t which was based on the worst move of the year before and what may lie ahead in 2010..

Systemic Failure In Chief

The surfing Socialist finally came out of hibernation and chatted a bit about the attempted attack upon the Christmas day flight from Amsterdam to Detroit. He didn’t have too much of substance to say as he had to race off for yet another totalitarian tee time.. Being as vague as he always is, Obama said very little but he managed to blame nary a liberal for all of this but then later, he reflexively found someone to blame..

Crotch Bomber

Yesterday, Abdul Farouk Umar Abdulmutallab (red flag number one for the mildly observant..) went on a mission. The end result of his efforts are “second degree burns in his genital area”.. I suppose that we can now add one more forlorn Mooselim to the never-ending list of ball-less terrorists.. That’s right, yet another Mooselim failed to do the work tasked to them by one of the myriad of imams using the same familiar text as the template. The seven-two virgins nonsense will have to wait..

Dear Santa

I know that this is a very busy time of year for you but unfortunately, a lot of very bad things have happened to what was once America since you came by last year.. I just wanted to give you a little heads up on what you might be encountering as you make your rounds this year as some of the homes are going to be occupied by the very people who have made all of these “very bad things” happen..

The Price Of Fascist Fiction

The “unprecedented breakthrough” that was hoped for at the Copenhagen charade didn’t quite materialize. Depending upon whom you listen to, it was considered “a modest deal” (New Zealand Climate Change Ambassador Adrian Macey.. Climate Change Ambassador, otherwise known as another governmental siphon..) or “it’s weak”. (Lumumba Di-Aping from Sudan) Being that the entire comedic adventure was based upon the fantastic fallacy of global warming, any idiotic document signed at this asinine assemblage isn’t worth the biodegradable, totally recycled, organically inked, environmentally neutral, carbon friendly parchment that it will be printed on..

Overplaying Their Hand

The news, depending upon one’s perspective, just keeps getting better and better.. The poll numbers, which is the formaldehyde that courses through the veins of the liberal political animal, are coincidentally heading in the same direction that the liberals are taking this country.. Downhill. The American public might be paying closer attention because they can’t afford to be “paying” for anything else of late because of the Obama antics. This should surprise no one and the loyal opposition should be more than elated..

Leadership Call

The continual compost that has been coming from Obama and his cadre of communists in Washington has the nation in need of at least hip waders. Always on the alert to slither between the cracks and as predicted in “Making Government Run” (NLTZ 10/23/09) the liberals want to surreptitiously raise their debt ceiling to $1.8 TRILLION. The goal is to make the whole deficit talk disappear as they attempt to once again hoodwink the American public, this time in 2010. It should be our goal then to talk continually of Obama’s deficit.

A False Choice

Today the progressive poltroon “outlined (a) new multibillion-dollar stimulus” proposal. The mercurial Marxist said that the nation must continue to “spend our way out of this recession”.. Are we to assume that the FIRST “stimulus” failed to stimulate, therefore it is time for the liberals to trot out “Stimulus II”? As always with the pathetic left, when money doesn’t cure the malady the first time through, more money is the ONLY thing that will fix matters later.. Obama’s FIRST failure set the middle class taxpayers back to the out of tune of nearly one trillion dollars, what is “Stimulus II” going to cost?

The Back End

After all of the trips that he has made of late, when Obama gets around to cashing in his “frequent LIAR” miles, he will be entitled to scads of free flights that he can take once he is unemployed in 2012.. Heaven forbid that any of the “impartial global warming scientists” who have been busy of late destroying evidence that disproves their hilarious hokum should back away from their paper shredders and try to calculate just how big his collectivist carbon footprint is..

Searching In Vain

It seems that sitting atop the fence of neutrality can be a very painful to your political posterior.. The most recent Obama missive was about a subject of unprecedented importance, the war in Afghanistan, so his perpetual “CYA” stance is not only clumsy, it is also dangerous for so many others. Since Obama also considers himself not only the conscience of, but the President of, the World, what the world thinks is important especially when it mirrors the thinking of the American victims of the imbecilic flailing of the Obama administration..