Monthly Archives: January 2010

Sick Minds

It goes without saying that those of us with a fully functional mind have seen the profit motivated histrionics of globalony warming as the intellectual perversions that they are. Occasionally, those who might be on the fence relative to this tainted topic get the assistance that they need to see the error of their ways and today it comes from the most unlikely of sources..

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No Left Turnz Townhall Meeting

Yesterday, both John W. and Richard said that they would vote for me for president. Lets take the “news” of today and lets suppose that I was asked a question about the deficit and the economy. Lets see exactly what my “exploratory committee” would be in for..

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Absorbing Lessons

The Obama liberal marionettes made their way around the circuit on Sunday trying to put up a bold and intrepid front. Since their collectivist cruise liner has run aground, it is time to wind the conch shell so that all of the “geniuses” who manufactured the 2008 charade can come prancing to the aide of the jug eared jester who is doing the same thing to his presidency that Rodham managed to do to her campaign..

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Come Together

Shall we call it the “Brown Factor”? No, I am not talking about what “propelled” the undeserving tyro Obama into office.. Suddenly after the Earth shattering events of a few days back, the “we can do this by ourselves” liberals, who were famous for their “transparent closed door meetings”, now miraculously want to “come together”.. Their socialist war cry from months back of “share the wealth” has now morphed into the pathetic puling of “share the blame” of today..

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Really Odd

It would seem that the debilitating domestic Demokratic disease of “Obama-itis” is not only a “pandemic” here in America, alleged “scientists” across the pond have begun to fall “victim” to its strangely coincidental corollary maneuvers and evasions..

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A Conversation At State

Yesterday the Secretary of Statists came out of her makeshift hovel, saw her copious shadow and we are now going to have three more years of Obama.. Actually Rodham, resplendent in a typically “Russian” red pantsuit, spoke to the press after meeting with the Yemeni Foreign Minister. My “anonymous” sources within the Obama caliphate have surreptitiously passed me a transcript of the conversation that took place between them and I will faithfully pass it in its “unaltered” state on to you.. (For any liberals who may be reading along with their finger right now, this is called “sarcasm”..) (Rodham quotes are taken directly from “Clinton Says U.S. Will Increase Aid to Yemen” fox news)

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Getting The Message

In a Fox News article entitled, “Obama Gets Voters’ Message: Jobs, Jobs, Jobs”, I have to wonder whether Obama and the liberal statists will EVER get the message, not that I am concerned that they ever will.. The liberals have to try to navigate the leftist’s Titanic around the glacier-sized ego of the Super Ego, so they have their work cut out for them. What is the “message”? The old school liberals used to have trouble driving over the water, the latest liberal “lyin’” seems to be having trouble walking on it..

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Moving Forward

After yesterday’s wonderful victory for “choice” and a “change we can believe in”, the liberal toads are all aflutter and completely without direction on this day after the communist crown of thorns has been lifted from the middle class. Since their collectivist hand has now been forced, allegedly it’s now all about “not jamming” health scare through.. Now they want to take some time. Now they have no choice but to circle their decrepit wagons as the usual Obama moronic methodology is gone for good.

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Looking Back

Two days ago Obama was desperately preaching to the communist choir in Massachusetts on behalf of yet another lifeless Massachusetts liberal whom they had hoped would be taking over for yet another lifeless Massachusetts liberal and his ridiculous “legacy”.. (AKA; “status quo”) I find it to be a genetic miracle generations in the making that the feet of the liberal genus seems to fit so perfectly into their mouths.. Due to their proclivity for placing said extremities into said orifices, the physical pain to them is nowhere near as pronounced as the political pain of their words. When the liberals speak, it is important to look back through the minefield of their words and deeds from the past..

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Bring Back The “M”

Isn’t it about time for a “change” in the state of Assachusetts? After all, didn’t the progressive paragon rail on during his “shampaign” about how horrible the “status quo” in Washington is? (Mind you, this alleged “status quo” had to do with one lone Republican as President.. The uber-liberal House and Senate have been mired in the “status quo” since 2006 but this isn’t of any significance to the occupant of the Slight House..) Certainly the “Bay State” needs a little change from the “status quo” of Kerry, Frank and Dead Ted..

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