Runs With Scissors

Buried within Barack Obama’s “Global Poverty Act” is the mention of the “HIV/AIDS, tuberculosis, and Malaria Act Initiative.” (22 U.S.C. 7601 et esq.) Let me show you how the liberal ethos becomes a self-sustaining entity. Take Malaria for example. The enviro “green haired brown shirts” armed with junk science that would make Al Gore and John Edwards proud, (Silent Spring) threw hissy fits until the pesticide DDT was banned. DDT properly utilized upon an overwhelming mosquito population brought this disease to its knees. Enter the omnipotent and self-absorbed liberals, out goes DDT and Malaria makes its triumphant return. With the liberals, the key may change but the solipsistic song remains the same. When DDT eliminated Malaria, the problem was “overpopulation” and “world hunger.” Malaria is eliminating the “overcrowding problem” through what could be best described as “Liberal Compassionate Darwinism.” Without the proper pesticides, Malaria is back on their weepy “to do” list. If science manages to somehow eliminate the mosquito population while being “conscious of the delicate environment”, they will revert back to the “overcrowding/world hunger problem.” It’s the circle of liberal life, Simba..

Quilting Bee

It is important to remember that when a liberal speaks they never speak to a point, they speak at it or around it. Since they specialize in “argumentative minimalism” it is imperative to recognize that they avoid substantive discussion by reversing the “syllogistic” pattern. The left simply tables its conclusion FIRST and ONLY. (Racist!!) They never submit any supportive evidence or proof. No major premise, no minor premise. Due to the progressives default belief in their own Solomonic perspicacity, their monosyllabic conclusion is obviously based upon learned research and erudition therefore the burden of proof must lie with the accused…

Moist Towelettes

My how the times and technologies of our world have changed. It used to be that if you drove down the street and you saw someone alone in a car and they were talking to themselves, you could assume that this was a typically under-medicated liberal suffering from another uncontrollable verbal spasm directed at no one in particular. Now with microphones in the sun visors and Blue tooth headsets, the default assumption of insanity relative to solo conversation is out of play. We now have to rely on the Kerry / Edwards bumper sticker still firmly in place four years later on the back of their Prius as the absolute affirmation of their insanity.

Cognitive Dissonance

We used to boycott our enemies. Now we bankroll them. China manufactures everything for us, the Middle East quenches our thirst for crude oil.

This and That

I have often wondered why, throughout the generations, the human body has not adapted to its hostile environment as quickly as a number of the other life forms that we share the planet with. After just floundering under the influence of a particularly nasty virus, the thought of 98.6 as the ideal body temperature seems a bit faulty. It is possible that at 110 degrees, more than a few pathogens might cease to bother humanity. The possibility also exists that at 98.6, most human brains do not function to their maximum capacity. In brief, the gray matter is somewhat refrigerated. At 120 degrees, it might be possible for liberals to be intelligent. Possible, but not probable..

Pregnant Chad

I hear that late fall is the best time for Rodham to do her planting…Really though, what is the big deal? I would wager that every candidate puts shills in the crowd. It adds to the “Carney” atmosphere prevalent within the three-ring circus of politics. It didn’t take long for politics to go from a “shell game” to a “shill game.” Besides, with the Clinton crime family, there is a lot more available to you if you want to be outraged other than the seeding of a Q and A.

“Ils sont partis!”

Richard “Call me DICK” “Turban” Durbin has topped himself. Never one to shy away from outright treason, on June 14, 2005, Turban, on the floor of the United States Senate accused GITMO soldiers of using interrogation techniques similar to Nazi Germany, the Soviet Union and the Khmer Rouge. Was DICK finally admitting that these fellow fascists ACTUALLY COMMITTED ATROCITIES in WWII, the Cold War and in Vietnam? No, DICK was strictly accusing Americans. Illinois’ answer to Hans Max Haupt has done it again. During the confirmation process of soon to be Attorney General Michael Mukasey, DICK equated “water boarding” to the Japanese torture of “60 years ago.” Wow. DICK thinks that a little terrorist “bobbing for crapples” is the equivalent of the Bataan Death March and the rape of Nanking? Not only has the left lost its collective mind, but they have lost their souls as well.

Tit for Tat

The liberal Mengeles have taken “creationism” to a whole new level. They “created” the mythology of abortions presence in the constitution. Abortion, we are told, lurks beneath the bawdy and amorphous right to privacy under the due process clause of the fourteenth amendment. The Fifth Amendment states: “No person shall be deprived of life…without due process.” The Fourteenth Amendment states: ” No state shall deprive any person of life…” Clue: Abortion deprives you of life. Clue: the Constitution states at least twice that abortion is therefore illegal and no abortion should ever be performed without “due process”. The “process” of life begins with conception. This liberal shell game reaches its apex when they humorously call abortion a “woman’s health issue.” That is the equivalent of calling AIDS a “great weight loss program.”

Beignets

Let’s try to get this straight. The Muslims: subjugate women, approve of the beating of women, forcibly cover women from head to toe, do not allow women to talk, drive or even walk in front of a man, just to name a few. Where are the western feminists? I am not up on the “Feminist Manifesto”, but I will take a wild guess that that list does not run parallel to the feminist okey-dokey catalog. The only time the swarthy Muslims believe in the “equality of the sexes” thing is when it comes to strapping on a backpack full of C4. Muslims abhor free speech, pornography, homosexuality, equal rights and a free press, just to name a few. The Muslims all want these “freedoms” unequivocally eliminated. Where are the western liberals? These “freedoms” are the cornerstones of the liberal theology. So, two powerful western groups who should be front and center on the War on Terror are both AWOL. I cannot conceive of anything that should unite ALL Americans more than the War on Terror but somehow the left and their lemmings, which have the most to lose, can not find it in their black hearts to chip in. What could be more unifying than being targeted by the Islamo-nut jobs? How could the moral ambivalents not comprehend the value of what is at stake? Freedom and Democracy are uniquely American because prior to modern times, we placed enough value on them to fight for them without all the girlie sobbing. The Islamofascists believe enough in their sadism and savagery that they will willingly die in order to take Democracy and freedom from us. With the liberal blinders of political correctness forcibly strapped on, I wonder when the real War on Terror will begin.

Hammer and Tong

My guess is that Islam is not only sacred to Muslims, it appears to be sacred to the liberals as well because they would normally break into a bovine stampede at the thought of a “state sanctioned religion.” The left has yet to figure out that that is EXACTLY what the Muslims do. Their “governments” are actually arms of their religion. Their governments genuflect before their religion and Muslim terrorists claim Allah endorses their savagery. The liberal “separation-ists” should go completely ballistic and into overdrive when confronted by the realities of the Middle Eastern “church and state” symbiosis.