I said that he was too “Green” and Stitch proves it!! BHO/JFK: mirror, mirror on the wall..Thanks to Fairfield at allrightmagazine.
Basko at the St. Pat’s Day Parade
Give Stitch a few choice words and he creates another bumpersticker..
My words brought to life by the bumpersticker artistry of Stitch76.
Basko relaxes with Laura
Basko gets Hannitized
Basko relaxing with Ann
John Kerry at Easter Island
41 responses so far ↓
Britton // November 12, 2007 at 8:16 am
ha ha, i friggin LOVE this picture!
Brian // November 13, 2007 at 1:00 am
Who is the rock head in the middle……
Kyle S // December 17, 2007 at 10:20 pm
The easter island statues are better looking…..probably smarter as well
CHAD SIMMONS // June 26, 2008 at 7:56 pm
GOOOOD DOOOG!!!! U MAKE SURE TO SPOIL HIM! LOL. YEAH NO DOUBT THE ROCKS ARE MUCH MUCH SMARTER!!
Pat // June 28, 2008 at 9:17 am
Sit, Ubu, sit! Good dog, Ubu! Actually, I like Basko.
Yuki // July 3, 2008 at 2:56 am
I loved the photos especially Easter Island. I’m surprised the liberals haven’t tried to change the name of Easter Island to Spring Break Island.
Flying Rat // July 3, 2008 at 7:23 pm
brilliant dog,……just brilliant
proud Americain // July 17, 2008 at 7:13 am
I see one very smart dog, buts my Border Collie to shame:)
noleftturnz // July 17, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Proud,
I’ll bet your border is great. Basko enjoys other dogs but is quite wary of people.. takes after me I suppose..
steveN // July 18, 2008 at 8:23 pm
What do you say when you see John Kerry and B. H. Obama up to their necks in sand?
“Not Enough Sand.”
noleftturnz // July 18, 2008 at 8:27 pm
steveN, great comment.. and I have an extra shovel in the garage and its time to make a withdrawl from the beach..
Jesse // July 24, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Yeah, that dog’s comprehension level is about that of an Ingraham or Hannity fan. Have you actually flipped through any of that filth? They really have contempt for their credulous, self-victimizing audience. For shame, subjecting your dog to that smut…
noleftturnz // July 24, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Jesse, calm yourself, little one. “Self victimizing”? Sounds like you are part of the liberal “Witless Projection” program..don’t worry I won’t give your location away to the asylum..”Smut”? As an apparent lib, aren’t you in favor of “smut” as a protected constitutional right or is your particular discrimination only applicable to those who disagree with you? Even if you are a leftie, you still have a right to your opinion no matter how wrong you are here at noleftturnz…
Jesse // July 24, 2008 at 5:53 pm
“Lib”?!?! HA!! I am a proud WHITE woman. I am a proud CONSERVATIVE. I know I will be going to heaven and that the homos and non-believers will be going to hell. I know war is not as serious as the elite, faggot-happy liberal media is making it out to be. Seriously, is YOUR life that much different now that the war has started (aside from being SAFER)? God will judge the Iraqi people. We’re just increasing the body-count. The reason I don’t like Hannity etc. is their blantant dishonesty and Republican shilling. A true conservative sees through the Repubs just as we do the Dems. They are all crooks and will be feeling the wrath of Our Creator soon enough for blasphemously using His name as a political tool (Listen to that upptiy n*gger B Hussein lieabout his “faith”!). Tom Delay was the last TRUE Christian to serve in Congress, and look what they did to him. Keep spreading the word. God bless you, Mr. Turnz.
noleftturnz // July 24, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Jesse,..Wow. Completely agree upon the differences between the Democrats and the Republicans. The only thing that matters is the difference between the “C” and the “L”. Consevative and liberal. Party “affiliation doesn’t matter when the lobbyists come to call.. Larry
Stitch // July 24, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Jesse: I think God is black.
You sound a bit….”religous” to me.
Remember the day when Republicans and Democrats were both Americans.
Now the Demonrats are controlled by their far left fringe groups.
I’d rather see the Republicans influenced by the likes of Hannity and Coulter (especially Ann….mmmmm), than, how shall I put, … religous nuts!
When religous fanatics become bent on forcing their doctrine (whichever one is popular today) on my country, I put them in the same bag as the rest of the extremists.
I find the dog very intelligent. He can Sit, Stay, Rollover, etc.
The only thing a liberal can do is: Beg. Beg. Beg.
I like Hannity & Coulter because they write and say what I’m thinking. But all I hear all day long from the liberal news media is half-baked crap.
When Bush beat Gore the liberal reporters said: Gore came in second, Bush came in next to last.
Its all in HOW you present the material.
Hannity & Coulter report the material in such a way that the glass is always half full when talking about a conservative, or half empty when talking about liberals/demonrats.
Turn-about IS fair play.
Turncoat (ie, Pelosi) is a traitor.
Besides, have you ever seen Ann’s legs????
YAWZUH!
noleftturnz // July 25, 2008 at 2:50 am
Stitch, Beg, Beg, Beg… that is so good it is worth stealing my friend… Larry
Stitch // July 25, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Ann Coulter is my “stimulus package”.
Tom Knight // July 31, 2008 at 3:22 am
Hey Stitch & Larry! You guys need to go on Comedy Central as a counter-point to the daily show. john stewart & company are a bunch of liberals.
Tom Knight // July 31, 2008 at 3:24 am
Oh, BTW, I was at Ann’s gathering at the University of AZ several years ago when two guys “tried” to throw pies at her. She side stepped both of them. They were arrested.
She was so hot, even then.
noleftturnz // July 31, 2008 at 5:38 am
Tom, Isn’t it great that almost all of the liberal spokesweasels are “former” comedians? Stewart, Garafalo, Franken, etc. Isn’t it odd that back when they were trying to be funny, they weren’t and now that they are trying to be serious, they are funny?..I saw the video of those two “men” attacking Ann. A woman in high heels on the defensive gets away from two boys..”The Stitch and Larry Show”…kind of has a ring to it, doesn’t it?? Thanks for thinking right my friend…Larry
stitch76 // August 1, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Tom
Good comment. The Stitch & Larry Comedy Hour?? hmmm.
Known the kid for 36 years now, the best thing for me to do is let the boy write!
You can check out my jibberish at
stitch76.wordpress.com
But, start your day with NoLeftTurnz !
noleftturnz // August 1, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Stitch, bottom line: if I had to go into a dark alley with anyone other than Basko, it would be you, brother..and I believe that that has happened on a few ocassions..Larry
Stitch // August 1, 2008 at 9:31 pm
kid, we’ve cleaned out a few rats in our time….
Gary // August 5, 2008 at 11:54 am
That dog looks familiar, so does that book…..no wonder Bicuit was always peering into your windows, he loves those books! I hope all is well and I love the site!
Gary
noleftturnz // August 5, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Gary, Good to hear from you again. Never had a better neighbor. Hope all is well with you. Larry
rebel // August 8, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I just signed up for your newsletter but I didn’t realize that there would be pandering to racists (WHITE CONSERVATIVE JESSE).
I am a Conservative but I find Jesse’s comments and ignorance offensive. I was hoping to find intelligent commentary and comments, not the drivel espoused by WHITE CONSERVATIVE JESSE.
If you encourage people like her on your website, it won’t be long before noleftturnz becomes a cyberspace hangout for slow-witted cousin-marrying folks just like Jesse.
noleftturnz // August 8, 2008 at 7:29 pm
rebel, As far as “Jesse” goes, did you happen to read my responses to her? Where did I or anyone else “encourage” her? You’ll note that 1) Those were her only comments. 2) She hasn’t commented since. I don’t have a “newsletter” nor do I pander to Jesse. She stopped by and commented. So did you…There are nutbags on both ends of the spectrum. She represents…I don’t know or care what she represents. To silence her and those of the far left only lends creedence to what it is that they say. Allow them to hang themselves with their own words. You might have realized that there wasn’t any pandering or encouraging had you read more than one or two entries here. Thanks, Larry
jj // August 12, 2008 at 12:20 am
NLT…I have fowarded a video to you about immigration laws. Maybe you can advise how WE in American can adopt these same immigration laws.
thank you,
jj
noleftturnz // August 12, 2008 at 2:16 am
JJ, I knew the answer to The Guy from Boston’s question before he asked it..Just for fun, run through the archives of the articles here at NLTZ. Read, “Return To Sender” and “A Run For The Border Is In Order”. Trust me, I really feel that there are some good articles hidden deep within the archives. Thanks for your comments and let me know what you think of those two articles.. Larry
Stitch // August 13, 2008 at 1:34 am
REBEL!
I think all people are encouraged to comment on this site, including YOU!
I find your name-calling just as offensive as Jesse’s.
However, it looks like just about anyone can have an opinion, even me!
Stitch
Elizabeth // August 14, 2008 at 5:54 am
My latest turn of phrase for a possible bumpersticker:
We’re called the Right…and so we are.
noleftturnz // August 14, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Elizabeth, To quote Lloyd Christmas, “I like it alot..” Thanks for stopping in. Larry
Hay MacKay // August 14, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Just today, new to the read, made my day, like Click & Clack…
MacKay
noleftturnz // August 15, 2008 at 3:21 am
Mac, back at you, your comments do, make my day, what else can I say? Thanks, Larry
inalook // August 16, 2008 at 4:04 am
Dear NLT…
50 years ago my best friend was forced to succumb to a leash law…he was a warm, reverent & rambunctious spaniel who would let you dress him up in the latest fashion (to add insult to injury, he would even smile for the camera!).
I was so upset for him ( he was losing his freedom) that I wrote…”it is people who ought to be on leashes!”
I haven’t changed my opinion.
Do you think I belong here?
noleftturnz // August 16, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Dear inalook,
You belong. I prefer the company of my friend Basko to that of most humans.
Relative to your leash law comment, why is it that people send their dogs to “obedience school” while their rotten little kids run free?
Welcome aboard my friend..
Larry
inalook // August 18, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Dear Larry,
Thank you for the warm welcome…you had me at, “The left cannot comprehend that they have pooped in their own nest.” (“Caught Up In The Mayhem,” July 17, 2008)
As synchronicity would have it, I was reading Kinky Friedman’s book “You Can Lead a Politician to Water but You Can’t Make Him Think” today, and found this…
- Mark Twain once said that when you meet Saint Peter, it’s best to leave your dog outside. Heaven, he claimed, runs on protocol. If it ran on merit, your dog would go in and you would stay outside. -
The Dog Whisperer says, “I rehabilitate dogs and TRAIN people.”
noleftturnz // August 18, 2008 at 11:48 pm
inalook,
I always try to remember to try to be the kind of person my dog thinks that I am..
I wish I would have thought of that one..
Thanks as always,
Larry
Redbone // August 27, 2008 at 5:13 pm
If there are no dogs in Heaven, I want to go where they go…
God please Bless: Murph the Turph, Rose the Nose and Rube the Dube
noleftturnz // August 27, 2008 at 10:27 pm
Redbone,
They will be there.
Larry
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