Your Homework Assignment

In anticipation of an upcoming vacation in the Caribbean, it dawned upon me that I would be neglecting the millions of you who visit my web site for direction and conservative clairvoyance. I have decided to give out homework assignments for the conservatives and the liberals out there who are so inclined. I am sure that the idea of homework has put a number of readers into a diarrhea panic, but for the intrepid spirits who haven’t left in search of free porn or the latest stem winder from another pimply “MySpace-cadet”, I offer the following. I hope that the conservatives would have sharp pencils at the ready. Liberals, have your recycled crayons and your Hello Kitty notebooks in hand..