Correlations

It seems that “Leisure Suit Larry” and his “reelection” have stirred the Iranian people to take to the streets. You will pardon me if I feel more than obliged to interject the correlations between that “country” and ours into my “reporting” of this incident.. The strange similarities will be placed within parenthesis and sarcasm should be duly noted and giggled at appropriately..

Right For All The Wrong Reasons

I often feel compelled to research and chart the number of times that the word “historic” has been used to describe both the ridiculous Democratic candidacies and the election of 2008. The only “historic” references of any consequence were the truth of any importance to anyone, is the one that never appears within the “impartial” media. I am referring to the “historic” (unconstitutional) efforts to supersede capitalism with socialism or “choice” which is being replaced with “fascist fiats”..

The Necessity And Promise

Barack Obama has “promised” yet again to “create or save” 600,000 jobs by the end of the summer. As liars go, the Brown Bolshevik is one of the few liberals who can give Billy Bob a run for OUR money.. This progressive poltroon is playing the “oily definitional diversion” game hoping that the rest of the nation is as gullible as the Methadone addicts, the pony-tailed nitwits as well as the soiled and unclean parasites that placed him into higher office.

A Big Push

It seems that “campaign 2012″ is already in full swing for Barack Obami-garch. Unfortunately, whether they want to or not (a popular phrase since the Obama inauguration..) the taxpayers will be paying for Obama to wing his way around the country for the purpose of “campaigning”.

Perilous Progressive Patterns

After the Chrysler blitzkrieg, the next target in the path of the omnipotent Obama oligarchy is General Motors. Ford in their infinite wisdom, has resisted the impulse to sign on to the totalitarian takeovers. They appear to be the last capitalist free market automotive manufacturing holdout but the Obama “Auto Task FORCE”, (as in “force” everyone to comply..) enabled by its use of OUR tax dollars and the imaginary inflationary ones of the “Monopoly money Marxists”, will try their best to strangle these miscreants..

Truly Historic

Today the Obama oligarchy along with the flunkeys and followers of the UAW and the EPA, announced “truly historic” demands for the entirety of the automobile manufacturing industry. “Truly historic” the occasion was for a myriad of reasons..

Politics Over Science

As a political tyro, Barack Obama has decided to turn to someone with “experience” to run the Census Bureau. Leave it to Beaver to chose someone whose “experience” will end up being detrimental to the assignment that he has been tasked to perform..

Statistical Anomalies Become A Communist Conundrum

The “Boycott Chrysler” wailing of insignificant folks like me needs a bit of further clarification.. Chrysler’s precarious predicament falls at the feet of a few statistical anomalies. That which has befallen Chrysler will befall others if left unchecked..

So Hsu Me..

In Manhattan Federal Court today, a tape recording was played that sheds a considerable light onto the oily inner workings of the liberal political machinery.. Norman Hsu is being tried for “making illegal campaign contributions” which are normally okey-dokey when the recipients of the loot are the licentious liberals.

Better Luck With False Hope

The “head fake” that the sensible knew was coming may be arriving a bit earlier than expected. With all of the socialist stumbles of the communist coterie known as the Obama administration to this early point in the game, the inevitable “look towards 2010″ reveals to the progressive prognosticators a need for a fallacious “move towards the middle”. This will be accompanied by a misleading “tax cut” of an insignificant amount that will garner the typical heavy breathing, perspiration and swooning that every liberal misdirection receives from the complicit “impartial” media.. With as much damage as they have done, it would seem appropriate that this Democratic diversion would need to be done at such an early moment in Obama’s Totalitarian tenure..