A Run For The Border Is In Order

If you ask the typical liberal how the War on Terror is going, their response, after a fit of the vapors and the delicate dabbing of perspiration from their foreheads with their pink monogrammed hankies, is that it is a colossal waste. If you ask the typical conservative how the War on Poverty is going after hundreds of trillions of wasted tax dollars, they will respond that it is a colossal waste. If you ask the typical ILLEGAL alien how the War on Border Burglars is going, you may have to ask them quickly as a phenomenon known as “self deportation” is taking the ILLEGAL world by storm.

What this means is the LEGAL war on ILLEGAL aliens is actually producing results, that is until the Anti-American Snivel Liberties Union gets involved. Besides, results aren’t something normally attributable to anything “governmental.

According to a Reuters story, “Illegal immigrants ‘self deport’ as woes mount”, the ILLEGALS are running south through the “Twelve ILLEGALS or Less” check out line at the border at an impressive rate.

This ILLEGAL Epiphany is the result of, brace yourselves, actually applying the laws against ILLEGAL aliens. There is nothing new at play here. The laws that are actually on the books are actually being ENFORCED. What a novel concept.

“Lindi” who for three years has been ILLEGALLY here working as a hairdresser says she is heading home because, “there don’t seem to be many options for us.” Lindi, here are a few options for you: 1) Go home. 2) Get in line. 3) Apply LEGALLY to immigrate to America. 4) Wait. Don’t worry Lindi, America is in dire need of hairdressers so your wait should not be too long. Try contacting John Edwards, he can always use a hairdresser/human interest story/campaign tear squeezer.

The article speaks of “crackdowns” and “workplace sweeps.” Again, this is simply ENFORCING the laws that are currently on the books. I realize that a line for twelve to twenty million ILLEGALS asking for re-entry to the United States might seem long, but if any of the liberal Democratic candidates happens to stumble into a victory in 2008, you might be an “Amnestied American” quicker than a bag of Chips Ahoy disappears from Rosie’s kitchen cabinet.

The story says that Ernesto Garcia “stood in line for paperwork that will allow him and his family to resume their lives south of the border.” A few things come to mind on that: 1) Ernesto will stand in line to leave but he couldn’t stand in line to come here LEGALLY? 2) If there is any process that should be expedited, it is the standing in line of ILLEGALS to LEAVE this country. The last thing you want to do is frustrate them so that they leave the line and go back into hiding. Ernesto, I will rent a truck and pop for the gas if you need a hand.. 3) If there were any talk of “amnesty” here, I for one would be willing to overlook the CRIME you committed as long as you are willing to go home.  

Another surprising tid bit was the apparent rise in papers requesting that families be allowed to carry household items back to Mexico free of import duties. The LEAST the Mexican “government” can do is allow Ernesto to bring his washer and dryer back home since the American taxpayer has been carrying the burden caused by the sixty or so other Garcia family members for however many years they were here. To the Mexican “government”, the American taxpayer is known as the “Gringo piñata.” The ILLEGALS who have flooded America have all been winners of the liberal lottery. Their mere presence here, no matter how they arrived, profits them far greater than the taxpayer that subsidizes their presence. Let’s just call it “presents for presence.”

For the record: please keep in mind that ILLEGAL aliens “captured” in Mexico are charged with a felony. No one in America is shedding any tears over the fact that the Mexican government actually got one right.

The ILLEGALS have become concerned about the American economy which has “eaten away at the value of the remittances sent to support families at home.” A few points: 1) If I could point to one thing of a positive nature relative to the liberals energetic attempts to destroy our economy, that would be it. 2) Can we investigate these “remittances” to assure that the proper liberal stipend (taxes..) are being paid? 3) If our economy is going south, then all the “remittances” going south must keep Western Union in the black.. One Alvisio Carvalho is planning on heading south but only after America paid for the education of his children. Carvalho is concerned about “exploitation” working here in America. Carvalho forgot to mention his personal exploitation of AMERICA that directly benefited his extended family.The news is not altogether good. A number of ILLEGALS are simply relocating to other areas within the Porous States of America. Most notably to “sanctuary cities” run by limp wristed socialists. Why hasn’t the “sanctuary city solipsism” been challenged in court? Why stop with ILLEGALS? How about a sanctuary city for drug addicts? I’m sorry, we already have one in San Francisco. Actually there are vast numbers of locally endorsed felonies that are excused in the “city by the Gay.” How about a sanctuary city for murderers? Sorry again, we actually have “sanctuary states”, most recently, New Jersey, which is run by “The Bearded Bolshevik”, who was most recently “The Big Chief ” at Goldman Sachs before the itch for “public service” grabbed hold. Since we are turning our backs on crime, how about a pardon for Scooter Libby who actually didn’t do anything wrong?

It is hard to overlook the fact that the ILLEGALS first act in coming to America was to violate the law of our sovereign nation for their immediate personal benefit. Our economy will not collapse if millions of hairdressers, roofers and landscapers have to trek home. Not to worry, we have cultivated within the public schools a vast army of underachievers who are fully qualified to take their places. If you throw in the physically sound now stealing from the welfare machine, we have millions of thoroughly capable broom pushers, tree trimmers and toenail clippers.

Fernando Gutierrez worries about the states that actually ENFORCE the immigration laws. As an American taxpayer, I worry about the states that ARE NOT ENFORCING the immigration laws. Not only are they enabling ILLEGALS to fleece the government of my forcible contributions to the Treasury, they are waving a green flag (Actually, they are waving a green, red and white flag..) at those who wish to ILLEGALLY cross into America to get their hands on the compassionate handouts available to anyone who merely takes up space here in America. It is the ultimate “Don’t ask, don’t tell” governmental three card monte.

Fernando says, “I want to get as far away from here as possible.” Fernando, on behalf of the LEGAL taxpaying citizens of the United States of America, we could not agree with you more and if there is anything we can do to facilitate the process, don’t hesitate to ask..

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2 responses to “A Run For The Border Is In Order

  1. Food for thought here!

    I definitely have an issue with illegals in this country but I’m not certain what the course of action is to correct it. You are so right about the laws needed already being in place. It’s the ENFORCEMENT of the laws that will help. I know back in the 1980’s it seemed like employers were diligent about asking for the I-9 but I haven’t heard much about it in recent years. I thought maybe they got rid of it but that isn’t the case. They just haven’t been enforcing it.

    Great article!

    “..you might be an ‘Amnestied American’ quicker than a bag of Chips Ahoy disappears from Rosie’s kitchen cabinet.” LMAO

  2. OK FOLKS…WE HIRE LAW ENFORCEMENT THEN WE USURP THEIR AUTHORITY. WE’VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO CONTROL IMMIGRATION BECAUSE THE PERSONS ENTERING THE COUNTRY WERE THRILLED TO COME HERE AND BE LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS. THAT’S NO LONGER THE CASE. TERROR IN THE STREETS…WE’RE INVITING IT TO THE PARTY. FREE IMMIGRATION SHOULD BE STOPPED OR SCREENED AS NECESSARY. ON DOMESTIC SITUATIONS SUCH AS LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENTS, LET OUR OFFICER USE THEIR GOOD JUDGMENT. IT WORKED YEARS AGO AND IT WORKS WHEN WE LET THEM DO THEIR JOBS. AMEN.

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