No sooner had the Democrats given the “out the door bounce” to two hijab wearing Obama supporters, when the party of “inclusion, diversity and fairness” began taking a whack or two at offending yet another one of their “special interest groups.” Actually, they want their votes, but they really want them to go away for a spell whilst all of the “pretty people” begin gathering in Denver. They are now giving the bums rush to their once sacrosanct… bums..
In an article entitled, “Hey buddy, can you spare a movie ticket?” from the Rocky Mountain News, an uber-liberal named John Parvensky, who heads up the “Colorado Coalition for the Homeless”, is planning a wonderful series of adventures for the mendicants of the Mile High city. For the “hooked on phonics” Democrats who might be struggling to catch up here, your “fearless leaders” want the vagrants as far away from the convention center as possible. For the rest of us with IQ’s above room temperature, it is blatantly obvious that the Democrats, who have the utmost contempt for their core constituents, (at least we all agree on something, we hate their core constituents as well..) have to be the ones orchestrating this David Copperfield sized disappearing act.
This “Coalition” has either been magnificently gulled or they are being “compensated” by those who are deceptively “trying to appear normal” for the nations undecideds. Putting aside any ridiculously “suspended” candidacies, there is but one Democratic nominee left standing. Said candidate has already had issues with “staged appearances” at photo ops. It seems quite obvious that the “Coalition”, in order to properly bankroll this extravaganza for the shiftless is getting a helping hand from either the DNC or…. This bogus “move to the center” is turning the homeless into a speed bump of political inconvenience and the Obama campaign looks to be driving the bus.
The Democrats have no problem asking the homeless for their vote but come convention time, they would prefer that they use their absentee ballots..
Parvensky, the empathetic one, is worried about “what other places they’ll (the homeless) be able to go without being harassed”.. Harassed by whom? As a conservative, I wholeheartedly invite those who usually sit in a puddle of their own making, to travel to Denver to witness the Communist Coronation first hand. To boot, if you need the bus fare and a box lunch, give me a holler and I will get you squared away. It sounds as though this “harassment” of the droolers and the shriekers that Parvensky is worried about will be coming from the liberal left..
Parvensky also says that he doesn’t want the sponges to be “caught up in the mayhem.” What that means is that the Democrats don’t want the derelicts to be “caught on film wearing an Obama button while they soil themselves or curse at the statues in the park..”
You may find this hard to believe but the article reports that a “two day voter registration drive” will also be on tap to “ensure that homeless people have access to the polls in November..”, it is just access to the floor of the convention that is off limits to these suddenly undesirable political liabilities..
According to the story, the “backers (of course unnamed, but I’ll bet that his initials are Barack Obama..) of the plan say it’s a more sanitary and humane way to take care of people..” There is just so much wrong with that statement and yet thankfully it is a 360 degree quintessential 3D snapshot of the liberal illness in as few words as possible..
In order to understand the liberal genus, you have to dissect the language that they use in its proper context.
First, the liberals know about as much about being “sanitary’ as they do about being sensible.
“Humane.” The left has the market cornered on this (just ask them..) and they have even applied for a registered trademark on the word. In four years time, for nearly one thousand four hundred days, the left has trumpeted the “rights” of the homeless and they have actually labored towards making them even more of a public nuisance than they already are. The left incites the homeless’ public performances and the putrid parade of panhandlers. The liberals demand that the psychotics and assorted incontinent vagabonds be “freed” from the inhuman bonds of the institution. Everything is all well and good until the candidate comes to town and then it becomes time to “appear centrist” so as to convince and convert the soccer moms and dads.
“Humane.” Who can question the motives of someone working on behalf of the homeless whose goal it is to be “humane”? Remember that when a liberal says something, supportive proof is not necessary. They have managed to warp Descartes law by essentially saying, “I have said it, therefore it is true..” (Actually with the left, I believe that it should be: ‘I stink, therefore I am..’)
The left cannot comprehend that they have pooped in their own nest. They are personally responsible for the proliferation of these parasites that will soon be gnawing away at their ankles. It is the liberals policies of endless handouts, personal unaccountability and their encouraging of limitless irresponsibility, combined with their inspirational message of individual hopelessness that has created a permanent underclass.
Those who live off of the homeless, those who draw their pay right off of the top of the offertory forcibly taken from working Americans, have morphed into several similar sounding sub species of enablers. This liberal compassion ruse must pay quite well. They are all competing to be the most “humane” in order to have free reign at the coffers.
They just want to “take care of people”.. The rubble and carnage that is left after the liberal’s limp wristed efforts at “individual resurrection” are of no consequence. The liberals just want to “feel good” about themselves so that they can foghorn about the amazing degree of their compassion at the next flag burning get together in the suburbs. It is not results but intentions that concern the left. That is why the destructive and well documented “results”, from the “Great Society” on, are never as important as the “good intentions” of the liberal tear squeezers.
They are so enamoured with their own compassion and concern that something like the following sentence effortlessly and routinely pops from the mouth of Parvensky and those of his ilk, “A person who typically sits under a tree in a park that is now occupied by 1,000 protesters won’t have the peace and quiet they’re desiring..” OK, then… get a job, stop urinating upon yourself, turn your backs on the liberals, buy a house in the country, sit under a tree that you actually own and you will have the peace and quiet you desire.. “1,000 protesters”? Why would there be 1,000 protesters at the Democratic convention? I thought it was all “peace, love and harmony” with the Kumbaya Kommies..
Parvensky concluded his monologue with, “..particularly those with mental illness that can’t cope with crowds..” Why are those with “mental illness” wandering the streets? Crowds a problem? Go back to the asylum and maybe Nurse Ratched will let you watch the World Series, Chief. Better yet, if you “suffer” from mental illness, you are uniquely qualified to be the chairman of the DNC.
Even after arranging for the trains to take the homeless to Six Flags or to whatever name that they are calling the processing plant that the liberals have built for the processing of their Soylent Green, the “Coalition’s” president still remains “concerned for people’s welfare.” I am sure that Jim Jones was “concerned” as well for his people’s welfare when he handed out the Kool Aid in Guyana..
Reaffirming his status as a liberal lunatic, he is “concerned” that “the city doesn’t control everything, the Secret Service plays a role..” Just set up Parvensky’s lawn chair on the grassy knoll right along side of Oliver Stoned’s.. “Control everything”? The left is all about control, they are just of the belief that their Socialist “control” is better than the “controls” of Democracy and the free market.
Ronnie Ward, a 62 year old panhandling failure, (AKA: the perfect liberal.) when asked about his impending field trips and movie tickets said, “I don’t care..” There you have it ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the realities created by the cancer of liberalism. The realities that the left would “compassionately” prefer to disappear for a few weeks when the limousines start arriving, or at least until the cameras and microphones leave town..