Monthly Archives: August 2008

Happy Hurricane Hunters

Smorgasbord punisher and Socialist dirigible Michael Moore said while talking to cashiered sportscaster turned liberal political dullard Keith Olberwoman, that Hurricane Gustav is “proof there is a God in Heaven.” Former DNC reprobate Don Fowler said that Hurricane Gustav, ” just demonstrates that God is on our side” and while trying to contain the warm hearted chuckle that only the abortion loving left can offer, said that “the hurricane is going to hit New Orleans about the time they start.” Just for giggles, Fowler along with John “Who?” Spratt from South Carolina said that Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, “other than the simple fact that she’s female” has “nothing to offer.”

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Happy Talk

Tonight, inside of the goofy geek amphitheater in Denver, Barack Hussein Obama accepted the nomination of the Democratic Party. All around waved shiny blue signs with the word “Change” on them. If you looked very closely at them, in very small letters above that word “Change” were the words, “I want your..” After listening to this saccharin soaked soliloquy, this progressive promissory note, (We should know better than to make a loan to a liberal.) after seeing the liberals blubbering like the infants that they are, we may all rest better tonight knowing that our nation’s savior has arrived.

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Pantsuit Moot

The deal is done, the fix is in and Old Red Nose couldn’t contain himself. All must now be well within the aromatic liberal commune in Denver because the Queen of Tarts has said that it is so. As they brayed and whinnied, the cathartic primal scream of the assembled harridans has now released Barack O’Carter to run for the office he is patently unqualified for. O’Carter couldn’t make it to the speech as it was past his curfew, he was already in his Pol Pot pajamas and his chaperone had just read him his bed time story from “The Little Red Book.”

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Draft Hillary

With tongue planted firmly against my right cheek, (which other cheek would I use?), I would like to forward the following series of scenarios. Just as the Democratic Party begins its “Sham-a-lama (for) ding dongs” in Denver, I propose that John McCain publicly ask Hillary Rodham Clinton to be his choice for Vice President before the Republican convention in Minneapolis, preferably on the last night of the Democratic charade. Please do not ask me if I have lost my mind. Here is what I see transpiring were that to take place.

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The Exaggerated Sideshow

With all of the necessary rumoring, hoopla and cartwheels, liberal deity Senator Barack Obama has made his choice for the Vice Presidential side of his ticket. Obama decided to turn to the “Hair Club for Democratic Men” from which he chose Senator Joe Biden of Delaware.

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The Witless Projection Program

As the news of the latest Zogby poll hit the headlines today, Barack Obama, while campaigning in rural Virginia said that John McCain was running a dishonorable campaign that smacked of reckless “desperation”. This imbecilic flailing immediately after the news of what amounts to a ten point swing for McCain in the polling, makes Obama the newest member of the liberal Democratic “Witless Projection” Program. After the “Saddleback debate debacle” of the night before, just exactly who appears to be “desperate” here?

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The Gist of the Quote

Many years back, every year with tongue in cheek, a local store used to run what they called a “Christmas In July” sale. With Howard “Sonny” Dean at the helm of the Democratic National Committee, every day of every month of every year is Christmas for the Republicans. He is the “gift that keeps on giving”.. Why do I call Dean “Sonny”? Sonny is the mascot for a particular breakfast cereal and the Chairman’s resemblance is not only physical, but when he attempts to converse or communicate, the similarity is down right eerie..

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