Many years back, every year with tongue in cheek, a local store used to run what they called a “Christmas In July” sale. With Howard “Sonny” Dean at the helm of the Democratic National Committee, every day of every month of every year is Christmas for the Republicans. He is the “gift that keeps on giving”.. Why do I call Dean “Sonny”? Sonny is the mascot for a particular breakfast cereal and the Chairman’s resemblance is not only physical, but when he attempts to converse or communicate, the similarity is down right eerie..
Howard “I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs” Dean (see: Iowa, January 2004.) was in, of all places, San Francisco, where the “vibe” (stench) resonating from the liberal environment overwhelmed him and he unleashed another of his patented boners. What is it about San Francisco? When confirmed inexperienced liberals visit there they say things like, “they cling to guns or religion or apathy to people who aren’t like them or anti immigrant sentiment or anti trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations..” When confirmed psychotics drop by they say things like, “Republicans are not very friendly to different kinds of people” and “If you look at folks of color, even women, ( Howard, “women” denotes gender, not “color”. I would expect better from a graduate of the Albert Einstein College of medicine in 1978. ) they’re more successful in the Democratic party than they are in the white, uh, excuse me, in the (laughs) Republican party..”
There must be something in the air within the “let your hair down”, “turn on, tune in, drop out” ambiance of the Left coast capitol of the world. The Republicans should send every Democrat that is up for election, an envelope with week end getaway tickets to San Francisco along with someone carrying a tape recorder because when the leftists are surrounded and enveloped by other fellow travelers, they speak as though there are no consequences whatsoever for their words..
When Howard says that the Republicans are a “white party”, he is forwarding the “Crayon argument” based on the eight count Crayola box that he was issued on his first day of medical school.. It’s also a warping of what we know to be the primary colors. With the Democrats, the primary colors chart takes on a whole different series of hues…
The primary colors are red, green and blue. With liberals, their primary color palate is gray, pink and yellow. Lets look at each, one at a time.
Gray. With the left, we immediately observe the effects that decade after decade of “progressive” atrophy has had upon their “gray” matter. It is a calcification brought on by nearly fifty years of dystrophic liberalism. Their “argumentative minimalism” (“Racist!!”) has stunted their ability to properly participate in the exchange of ideas. They believe that their one word contribution to the dialogue has broadened the scope of the discussion.
The Democrats mostly wore gray when they were doing their best to keep the whole “indentured servitude/slavery” thing up and running back in the 1860’s. Recently, the liberals revamped and reintroduced a repulsive reincarnation of slavery with their destructive welfare dependency and perpetual handouts. It’s just an extension of their instinctive fondness for destroying anyone who is willing to cooperate with their carcinogenic “compassion”.
Pink. That has to be the color of “inclusion” and “fairness”. The rest of us see that sham as “perversion” and “extortion”. Pink, as in “Pinko”, is the true color of the inner liberal id. The generations of liberal apologies and excuses for the escapades and the subversions of their fellow travelers of the fifth column, as Howard said, means that the leftists “all look and behave the same..” as well..
Yellow. It is the color of the liberal spine. It is the color of liberal appeasement. It is the color of the liberals who capitulate reflexively in the face of aggression. It is the color of the “Yellow Dog Democrat” who, if he or she still thinks that way, must be suffering from “Yellow Fever”.
One has to wonder when the Democrats are going to tire of having to apologize or publicly discipline Ol’ “Sonny”. Alicia Wang said, “If there are any criticisms, it comes out of love, it’s like family..” The Democrat’s “family” reminds me of the Brewster family from the Capra movie “Arsenic and Old Lace”. Each “member” is goofier and more dangerous than the next. The only thing Howard is missing is the bugle..
Whoever is handling Howard’s medicines isn’t doing a very capable job of it. He continued on with his feeble attempts at political discourse within the typical enclave of San Francisco elitists and marionettes. Yes, just listen to Howard as he said, “The Republicans are not very friendly to different kinds of people. We’re more welcoming to different folks..” Howard, the welcome one gets from today’s Democrats is altogether too similar to the welcome that the Jews received when they stepped off of the trains in Auschwitz..
He said, “They all behave the same..” That much is true, Howard. We uphold the Constitution, we work for a living, we pay our bills and we are proud to be Americans. I guess we all are the same. We are the antithesis of the subversive left and all that it slithers for.. Howard doesn’t understand that because he still thinks that it is 2004 and that he is squawking to the pink haired imbecilic “Deany Boppers” who cried like babies when the Lithium poster boy fizzled out like one of Kim Jong il’s (should be “ill’s”..) missles..
Sonny continued on, “That’s not enough. We have to deliver on things: jobs and housing and business opportunities..” Howard needs to get out a bit more often. He seems to have skipped the chapter in the Liberal Manifesto covering the facts that the Democrats penalize those with jobs in order to pay for the housing of the freeloading Democratic base and the left stifles and subverts anyone who wants to expand or initiate business opportunities..
He said, ” The Republicans are a pretty monolithic party.” Shall we look a little deeper into this “monolithic” word to see what it was that Howard meant?
Monolithic basically means “a massive, often rigid whole, formed or composed without joints or seams.” To a certain degree, Howard is right.
Lets get this out of the way right off the bat so that we are not inundated with aromatic liberals: There are no joints here, so the bicycle riding/muchies/moocher crowd of the left will need to go elsewhere for their “medicinal marijuana”..
We are rigid. We don’t see the ambiguity that the liberals see in things like the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. We don’t see the “rights” that you so eagerly grant to those who seek to destroy our way of life. We don’t see the problem with nativity scenes, the cross on Mount Soledad or the Ten Commandments. We are not fond of those who use our flag as a doormat. We don’t see the United States as this bastion of hate that invigorates the rhetoric that you disseminate to your degenerate base. We don’t see the need to spit upon our armed forces. We don’t see the sense in aborting our nation’s next generations so that “almost Mommy” won’t have to miss swimsuit season..
We are composed. When confronted by the lunacy of the left, it is you who become unhinged and prone to infantile apoplectic spasms and spittle-laden histrionics.
We are massive. Howard, we are that “fly over country” that you so cavalierly disregard as you wing your way to the left coast to visit that big gay and lesbian house party that is San Francisco, while “liberally” enlarging your already impressive carbon footprints.
“Sonny” tried to pardon his sanctimony by saying, “this is one of those flaps that comes up when I get tough..” “Tough”? The last tough liberal was JFK. (JFK lost that “toughness” when it came to Brigade 2506, though..) The “toughest” of them now are the ones who do their nails themselves as opposed to going to the beautician.
Howard, when grilled about the ridiculous comments that are as common to him as head lice are to the typical liberal, dismissively said, “The Republicans don’t represent ordinary Americans or care much about working people.. That’s the gist of the quote..” Howard, if I may: 1.) It is either a “gist” or a “quote”. Your pathetic attempt to excuse your lunacy didn’t sound like the “quote” from your little San Francisco soiree. This “gist” business is the illogical extension of the liberal gymnastics that brought us the world wide embarrassment of “It depends what the definition of ‘is’ is..” A “visit to a San Francisco gay and lesbian house party”? That doesn’t sound that “ordinary” to those of us outside of the “City by the Gay”..
The reason the loony liberal liability has to talk about whether we get his “gist” or not is because he sticks his foot in his mouth with such regularity that he should treat his tongue with Tinactin as a precautionary measure.
If it becomes necessary for the Democrats to seek donations to keep “Sonny” Dean securely strapped into his chair and straight jacket as the head of the DNC, you can put me and countless millions of others in for as sizeable a contribution as we can possibly manage..