ABC News proudly proclaimed: “World wants Obama as president.” This amazing piece of “news”, which should be classified under “progressive partisan poppycock”, was based on the polling of a company called “GlobalScan.” It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if a little detective work uncovered that the title of the company was supposed to be spelled “GlobalSCAM” or “Globaloney”.
As it was when the “King Of The Universe” recently conquered Germany, the opinion of those who always have their hat in their hand when it comes time to beg for American aid should be of the utmost importance to us. They certainly know who they want in charge of the kitty when it comes to getting their allowance from their benevolent Uncle Sam..
The twenty-two countries “covered” in this poll all believe that Barack Hussein Obama would be a better choice than John McCain, eighty two per cent of those polled in Kenya alone. That percentage isn’t a shock because the inner cities of the United States, thoroughly decimated, devoid of productivity and intellectually barren, resemble Kenya in more ways than just their fondness for the progressive poltroon. Actually, the inner cities will probably put a higher percentage than that into the Obama fifth column due to the “historic”, always dependable “fairness” of allowing each of them to vote as often as they like on election day..
Global SCAM chairperson Doug Miller said that “large numbers of people around the world clearly like what Barack Obama represents.” However, none of those “polled” could “clearly” define what it was that Obama represents other than the duplicitous dodges of “hope” and “change”. Of course, “large numbers” of people want Obama in charge, they realize that the “Handouts of Hope” will soon be coming their way and the world will simultaneously discover that Santa Claus is black..
What is shocking is that five of thirty-five countries in the 2004 poll preferred George Bush to John Kerry. I’ll bet you that Iraq wasn’t one of those five..
The “news” that the likes of Nigeria, Panama, (Thanks again Jimmy, for giving the canal that we built away..) and Lebanon would all prefer a Democrat, whose political provenance is highlighted by the dastardly qualities of appeasement, redistribution and welfare, is certainly ground breaking and worthy of bold print or even italicized print on tomorrow’s headline..
Now we move onto, “Obama Pledges to fix No Child Left Behind.” The Wizard of Odds is throwing around progressive promissory notes with such speed and such ferocity that the potential for a life-ending series of paper cuts is running at an alarming rate. So with that, the “Emperor of Empathy” voices his vow to “fix” things via a “one billion dollar education reform.” “Reform” within the labored language of liberalism means, “more of the same, A LOT more of the same and don’t worry, we are just using ‘reform’ around the undecided in order to sufficiently gull them.”
Within all of the tripe and baloney, were the swollen and moist promises for “more federal aid”, “provide parents with more schools” and “more support.” There you have it: liberal “reform” just gets you a larger septic tank full of the sewage that you are already drowning in.
Obama, again “hoping” to fool the undecided said that the funds for this flatulent fallacy will come from “carefully winding down” the war in Iraq. You can always tell when the undecided are around or listening in any great number because the jingoistic jargon like “carefully wind down” gets passed around and used about as often as the bong does at Oliver Stone’s pad. When Obama is surrounded by the green haired “please don’t draft me” sissies, otherwise known as the “Democratic base”, everything reverts back to “time tables, exit plans and appeasement”..
Obama hysterically blamed McCain for the abysmal public schools saying, “he’s been a part of the scene for about three decades.” I hope that Obama’s own vice presidential candidate was given a sufficiently dirty look from the community activist because Biden has at least five more years of being a “part of the scene” than McCain does..
Obama says that he wants to “close low performing schools” as part of his “Innovative Schools Fund”. Were he actually to do so, there wouldn’t be a single public school left open within the inner cities of this country.. Earlier, while chastising the No Child Left Behind Act, Obama said that, “throwing your hands up and walking away is wrong.” Just what exactly does he consider the closing of “low performance schools” to be? Sounds an awful lot like ” throwing up your hands and walking away” to me.
Why is the No Child Left Behind Act so symbolic for the liberals of the Obama and Biden ilk? Because for nearly fifty years now, the liberals have been trying desperately to turn adults into dependent children and they have been doing so by plunging their hands into the pockets of the middle class. Judging by the satiated welfare ranks (and I do mean rank..) they are not only meeting with very little resistance from those the left has within their Bolshevik bull’s-eye, but they have also proven themselves to be remarkably resilient as far as the creative perpetuation and implementation of their “lower class final solution”.
The welfare mentality is just another extension of the deformed and dystrophic government that the left yearns for. They dream of a totally bloated bureaucracy, a behemoth of epic proportions.. There was a time in the not so distant past that the government that the left croons and bawls for today, was the type of government that worried them to death. The idea of the all encompassing, overbearing and intrusive government used to be called, “Big Brother” or “The System” by the liberals. With the left, it has never been the size of the government that has troubled them it was the fact that they weren’t the ones who were running it. When the left is doing the oppressing and the intruding, it is all done with “compassion” and “fairness” because they know what is best for you. With those as your governmental descriptors, a monstrous liberal government HAS to be a good thing, doesn’t it??
I certainly “hope” that the Barack and Michelle Obama version of “Sham-alot” doesn’t “change” its proclivity towards self induced spontaneous combustion anytime soon..