Since the liberal left likes to lay claim to the concept of “guilty until proven innocent” (“racist!!”) and as they enjoy shifting the burden of proof to the accused as opposed to the accuser let me, in following their lead, say the following. I believe that the Democrats and ACORN are in collusion in order to get the most unqualified but pigmentally perfect candidate illegally into office. It would also appear that they have stooped even lower still, lower than they normally do, in order to achieve this “historic” goal. The burden of proof is theirs, because I say it is so.
Former ACORN employee Barack Hussein Obama (BHO/JFK or Barack O’Carter are acceptable monikers.) has the employees of his former employer in a apoplectic lather and their “enthusiasm” for Obama has led them to “overlook” a few nagging details when registering potential voters. The number of times that you have registered to vote is irrelevant. Whether or not you are alive is of no consequence either. All that matters is that the progressives know how you would have voted and how many times you would have voted, they will take care of the rest.
As of this writing, seventy-two registrations for one voter would appear to be the record. That honor belongs to Freddie Johnson of Cleveland Ohio. “Enthusiastic” Obama/ACORN “volunteers” just couldn’t be deterred by Freddie who try as he might, just couldn’t get the nuts from ACORN to leave him alone. Freddie was “paid” as well for his registrations, the Obama/ACORN folks tossed him a dollar a registration and when they were a little strapped for cash, a cigarette. By Freddie’s own tabulations, he has netted “10 to 20 cigarettes and anywhere from 10 to 15 dollars”. The way the liberals think, that’s enough for a down payment on a million dollar home as long as you are correctly colored.
I would have thought that paying people to vote for the “Mendacious Messiah” would have scored Freddie substantially more in the way of disposable income. I am surprised that the environmentally aware liberals actually gave away something as carcinogenic as cigarettes, something so hazardous for your health, to those they repeatedly register. “Vote or Die” has now become “Vote and Die” when the left is paying you off. No matter, dead or alive, the left will still vote for you as many times as they like..
The ACORN/Obama folks make very good Democrats in that the committing of felonies is hard wired into their political DNA. In the state of Ohio, bribing citizens with gifts is a fourth degree felony and paying “compensation on a fee-per-registration” when signing up voters is a fifth degree felony. I certainly hope that the state of Ohio has several more degrees of felonies available because the ACORN/Obama folks, good Democrats that they are, have just begun to get creative.
Here are but just a few of the “creative/enthusiastic” ACORN “greatest hits” of late:
Bridgeport Connecticut, a seven-year-old girl was registered by ACORN.
In April of 2008, eight ACORN “workers” in St. Louis pleaded guilty to federal election fraud for submitting fake registration cards for the 2006 election. ACORN has registered 53,500 “people” in Missouri this year, whether they are above room temperature is optional.
Kansas City Missouri, as of this writing, over 100 duplicate addresses and nearly 300 addresses that do not exist all thanks to ACORN.
Nevada, where imaginative ACORN “volunteers” signed up the Dallas Cowboys football team to vote. The only glitch within that swell plan is that none of the members of the team reside in the state of Nevada..
Their obvious “enthusiasm” for the King of “Bolshevik Baloney” is understandable, isn’t it?
Harris County, Texas has at least 4,000 registered voters who are all dead, 4,462 as of the last count. The state auditor’s office in Texas said that there are approximately 24,000 deceased on the rolls and over 23,000 who are possible felons. I’ll help the auditor by advising him or her that there are more than 23,000 Democrats in Texas, so that felon count has to be considerably higher..
In Cleveland Ohio, Christopher Barkley claimed that he was “hounded” by the ACORN “volunteers” and he himself estimates that he has “registered” at least “10 to 15 times”. Barkley says that the “volunteers” told him that they were “paid to collect names.” So much for being “volunteers”. Lateala Goins of Cleveland said that she “never put down an address on any of the forms, just her name.” Goins said, “They will follow you to the buses, they will follow you home, it does not matter..” A good rule of thumb would appear to be that any time you have contact with a liberal, go downtown and get a restraining order and if they get any closer, just to be safe, a trip the health clinic would be a good idea..
Jess Ordower, Midwest “director” of ACORN said that ACORN is “being targeted because some politicians don’t want that many low income people to have a voice..” If I may:
The only people that could allegedly hear the “voice” of the people the Obama/ACORN folks are “registering” would be John Edward or Jeane Dixon. When an “organization” is caught as deeply involved in criminal activity as ACORN repeatedly has, it is only logical that they become the “target” of further investigations.
ACORN/Obama spokesweasel Kris Harris said the group does not tolerate its workers paying people to sign the registration cards. “The group” doesn’t tolerate it, it ACTIVELY ENCOURAGES it.
In case you are curious, the reason for the “Obama/ACORN” umbilicus in this article is because the Obama campaign paid a “group” known as “Citizen Service, Inc.” $832,598.00 for “various political services”. Citizen Service, Inc. and ACORN share the same board of directors. Do the math, there will be a quiz on this later..
Chris Edwards, field director of the Nevada ACORN/Obama Potemkin village said, “We are proud of what we did here. We’ve got nothing to hide..” If I may finish that statement for Chris, “..because we think we have destroyed anything incriminatory..”
The Tuesday morning raid at the Nevada Obama/ACORN office coincided with their “Pol Pot luck” lunch to “celebrate the culmination of their voter registration drive”, which resulted in 90,000 new imaginary registrants/Obama voters since February.
According to ACORN itself, they have “registered” 1,300,000 “people” who are ready for the November election. Most of these “people” would appear to be as lifeless as the liberals are themselves. If I may borrow from the idiotic euphemism just once more, the liberal Democrats and the Obama/ACORN nuts have taken the ridiculous “Vote or Die” gibberish and twisted it into “Die and Vote…and Vote and Vote”..