As of this writing, we now have someone running the show who has the vast “experience” of an awe inspiring 143 days in the United States Senate and an exhaustive dossier of 129 votes of “present”. That’s alright though, the Germans like him.. To me it is the equivalent of the twelve-year-old who just got the newspaper stand on the street corner who then stomps into the New York Times offices and demands to be the editor in chief. Just a minute, the New York Times is probably not the best analogy, any twelve year old could do as good as Sulzberger, but I think that you get the point..
Enjoy your bubbly bottle of “sham-pagne” because with your ridiculous “sham-paign” of lies, deceit and deception, you have managed, with the help of your ACORN friends, to “steal the show.” Be sure to keep up the JFK ruse with your own version of “Shamalot” as the media is still behind you.. For now.. Your inexperience in matters above and beyond politics alone is self evident in that you have yet to figure out that the media enjoys pushing people up to great heights only to then shove them from the precipice into the abyss..
The Job Corps Program will now have to open a satellite office right next to the Oval office while the nation holds its collective breath and crosses its fingers and toes for quite some time to come. As scary as the reality of you being the next President is, the thought of your Vice President having to step in is even more frightening. If it weren’t for the fact that you were elected President, with your unsavory “friends and pals”, you couldn’t get the necessary security clearance to even visit the White House.
The normal “transition of power” will take on an altogether new perspective as we “transition” from capitalism to socialism. We “hope” that you will have all of the necessary workbooks and study guides available and a good supply of highlighter pens at your disposal. Be sure to grab the “Communist Manifesto”, by Marx and Engels, (keep in mind that Marx called the “proletarian revolution” the “transition” stage between capitalism and communism.) “Prairie Fire”, by one of your terrorist buddies, Bill Ayers, “Palestinian Identity” by another of your terrorist “pals” Rashid Khalidi, Mao Zedong’s “Little Red Book” from your personal library and that’s just for starters..
You will be surrounded by all sorts of liberal “helpers”. I suggest that you ask Hillary Clinton to be a national financial adviser of some sort because she miraculously turned $10,000 into over $100,000 in no time with her abilities as a cattle futures speculator. She is also a gifted magician who can make FBI files disappear and then reappear months later and she made a sure fire candidacy vanish into thin air to boot..
I know that you need a new financial guru because your last one, born in Syria, is now a convicted felon. He was your real estate agent as well landing you that multi million-dollar home near Chicago. Your buddy Harry Reid is quite familiar with funny land grabs in Nevada, so I’ll bet that he could be of assistance..
You have Bill Clinton who can advise you about the impeachment process, testimony before Congress, lying under oath and so much more. The Clintons also have the proven ability to “multi task” vast numbers of illegal and immoral enterprises simultaneously, so their help will be invaluable to you.
Barney Frank will be there to help you expedite the Chapter 7 and/or the Chapter 11 process that he has been feverishly driving the nation towards for many years now.
Whatever you do, don’t ask Ted Kennedy for driving lessons, don’t ask John Edwards about fidelity or don’t ask Jack Murtha about integrity..
After the dust settles and the “dance of the liberal ballot ballet” or the “Lord of the Lies” is gauged as accurately as your socialist government will allow, we will be thrust immediately into your first “Clintonian” cover up and scandal even before you are sworn in: nationwide Democratic/ACORN voter fraud. And I thought that the Clintons were fast.. Otherwise, I see a series of “good news, bad news” scenarios for all parties involved..
The bad news for us is that your “supporters” already have their grimy hands out and they are awaiting their “daily bread” which will be systematically (read: illegally.) taken from those who used to work for themselves and their families, but who now unfortunately work for your collectivist liberal government.
The bad news for you is that even though your campaign of gossamer gibberish was blatantly transparent to the rest of us, your “base”, as mentioned above, heard things that you never even said. Remember that they have very creative imaginations. They are expecting “payment for services rendered” and if the level of your handouts don’t meet with their approval, the media (remember the precipice to the abyss..) will let you know in no uncertain terms.
The good news is that in two years time, if you do destroy the middle class in order to soften the life of your constituents to the degree that they will demand of you, the House, the Senate or both could end up back in the Republican column. Hopefully this will transpire in enough time to staunch the arterial bleeding from the beating that you will be delivering to the middle class.
The bad news is that if you succeed in your collectivist wet dream, in two years time there may be very little that is recognizable of what was once our country that can be effectively salvaged..
The good news for you is that you will only have to respond to your “supporters” who happen to be vertical or breathing after November 4th. The other millions of ACORN registered Obama voters who are deceased and/or fictional cartoon characters won’t be a concern for you until November of 2012 when they will again be systematically dug up and rounded up so that their “disenfranchised” voices can be again heard from the grave or the funny pages in order to keep “hope” alive..
These supporters are the people who “idolize” you and you have done nothing to dissuade these simpletons so I am of the opinion that you believe this tripe yourself. Again, by supporters, I am speaking of the ones with a measurable pulse, but the verdict is still out on whether there is any discernable movement on a liberal’s EEG.. Even the most recent nauseating example dripped with obsequious fawning and unnecessary adulation. Bishop Cornal Henning thanked God that He has “given us a Moses and a Martin called Barack Obama..”
Again I can only speak to the ambulatory Democratic deceivers, those who are figments of the ACORN-ers fertile imaginations will have to be told through a Ouija board or a séance.. To all of the Obama voters who have been gulled by this “change” nonsense, thanks for removing “choice” (Except for the progressive pogrom of “abortion at will”, laughingly called “choice” by the rubber apron crowd..) from the vocabulary. Your “change” leaves me no “choice” but to pony up more of what I have EARNED so that our new Santa and his liberal elves can “spread the wealth around.”
In voting for BHO/JFK, it would appear that one or another of the following rationales was used. Either you enjoy paying higher taxes or you pay very little if any taxes yourselves and you enjoy making the rest of us pay for you. Since you are so “patriotic”, as defined by your Vice President, I feel that it is YOUR “patriotic” duty to pay the taxes that “The Great Collectivist” will be levying upon me because I didn’t vote the Hammer and Sickle ticket today. That seems “fair” doesn’t it?
From this point forward, Mr. President, your excuses are your own. Your fellow travelers control the Senate as well as the House and you are but one nominee away from tipping the balance of the Supreme Court to the “Dark Side”. Your agenda (whatever it is other than “Implode America”) should be easily implemented, as there are enough progressive poltroons in place to push through any and all of your veiled Marxist “Five Year Plans” without effective resistance or deterrence. However, “Beating around the Bush” will not suffice as an excuse for your future failures when the Eucharist of “change” has been swallowed by so many imbecilic “true believers”.
You might want to ease off on this “Civilian National Security Force” business. Remember that your base, and I do mean, “base”, is all part of the “Don’t Draft Me/I’m A Coward” crowd. We certainly wouldn’t want all of our green haired X-Boxers and MySpace cadets skulking across the Canadian border to dodge the Obama draft.
Government (even when it has been at its best in its most basic and scaled down form and that hasn’t been the case recently..) has of late concerned itself altogether too much with the acquisition of and the redistribution of, ill-gotten “revenues” forcibly taken from those who have worked to earn them. We will now see the application of a ridiculous barometer of “fairness” and we will all watch in disgust as this bounty is given to the undeserving and the ungrateful. We have allowed those addicted to “revenue theft” to resume the mantle of power..
The economy (just one of the many topics with which you have no experience..) that you and your minions will be in control of has taken a drastic down turn within the past two years. You will note that that time frame coincides with the Democratic Party taking control of both the House and the Senate. That is just an incredible coincidence I am sure..
In closing, I would like to leave you with just a few last thoughts before the “Fairness Doctrine” is resurrected and contrary thought is an offense punishable by years of mandatory “Scare Amerika” radio broadcasts and Keith Olber-womann MSNBC telecasts..
I find it morbidly humorous that during the debates you claimed that you can “find Bin Laden” when you had no idea how to “find” or get in contact with your illegal alien aunt Zeituni who has been in Boston for years living on the dole..
Please allow me to paraphrase your wife, “For the first time in my adult life, I am ashamed of my country..”
There is one wonderful little snippet that I have left for last. This was an election that ANY Democrat could have won and that almost ANY Republican would have lost. This election was about voting against someone, not for someone. There is one person right now who better understands that than anyone alive. Hillary Rodham Clinton. This election was hers to lose and she did so magnificently and for that I am thankful.
Congratulations, Mr. President, but if I may, all that I would like to ask from you at this moment is that you pace yourself when it comes to fulfilling your campaign promises to bankrupt our nation, eliminate our constitutional rights and destroy that which has taken generations of great Americans to envision, build and bring to fruition..