After reading the transcript of the first press conference from America’s newly elected super hero, I have decided that I will first supply the quote by the Democratic deity, followed by the logical answer based upon conservatism and capitalism. You will note that these answers are diametrically opposed to the liberalism and Marxism that precedes each..
“In fact, local television stations have started running public service announcements to tell people where to find food banks, even as the food banks don’t have enough to meet the demand..” The “food banks” would certainly “have enough to meet demand” if the liberals hadn’t successfully indoctrinated and enslaved a huge Democratic voter base addicted to the mendicant mentality of the left. Due to the “lumpenproletariats” of the left, the nation’s food banks haven’t “had enough” for almost fifty years..
“..Our economy lost 598,000 jobs, which is nearly the equivalent of losing every single job in the state of Maine..” After hearing about the latest RINO/”maverick” viragos from Maine and their votes in “support” of the Obama imbecility, I can certainly hope that at least TWO jobs from Maine end up being lost..
“..I suggest speaking to one of the millions of Americans whose lives have been turned upside-down because they don’t know where their next paycheck is coming from..” In Obama-land, they will just join the multiple millions of Democratic voters who get their paychecks from the government the first Monday of every month. The left is willing to compensate you for life as long as you agree to be a docile, benign and permanent part of societies lowest echelon..
“..we can’t depend on government alone to create jobs or economic growth.. that is and must be the role of the private sector.. the federal government is the only entity left with the resources to jolt our economy back to life..” The obvious communist concentric circles of liberal “thought” aside, if the private sector has the role of creating jobs and economic growth, then why is it that the liberals purposefully and congenitally target these entities with penalties and exorbitant taxation? Because that way the “federal government is the only entity left with the resources to jolt our economy back to life..”
“It is only the government that can break the vicious cycle..” With the left, it is all about the creation and the perpetuation of “vicious cycles”. For example, the “vicious cycles” of welfare and government dependency have been their platforms for creating the proletariat society that they have dreamed of lording over since their first erection after reading the Communist Manifesto..
“..a $2,500.00 tax credit to pay for the costs of their college tuition and $1,000.00 worth of badly needed tax relief to working and middle class families..” Wow, where to start.. Of course we must keep the “liberal indoctrination stations” known as the campus or the madrassa, up and running. Certainly, that will help the economy.. One thousand dollars? Out of a trillion dollars, the left has parsed out a grand for “working” and “middle class” “families”.. “Working”? To the left, standing in line for free cheese and free needles is the equivalent of “working”. The liberal loafers (legal and illegal alike.) will be nabbing a grand as a payoff for their votes in November. “Middle class”? Remember the “Clintonian flexibility factor” when it comes to the left and their definition of the “middle class”? Keep in mind that these geniuses have trouble with the 1040A, (the “Short Form”) so their mathematical instability or inability puts their use of numbers constantly into question and becomes the justification for their fluctuation.. “Families”? Since when has the left done anything for “families”? Their “benefits” penalize “families” and reward the “single parent family” and that is before we even begin to discuss their “family planning”..
“..it only helped lead us to the crisis we face right now..” Here Barack O’Carter is referring to the “tax cuts that are targeted to the wealthiest few Americans”. Let’s move beyond the obvious point that the wealthiest Americans if unencumbered by the licentious liberals, already pay the overwhelming majority of the nations taxes and the liberal base, which the progressives constantly reimburse, pays almost none. No, what “helped lead us to the crisis we face now” is the Democratic majorities in both the House and Senate for the last two years who do the SPENDING and who have done the OVERLOOKING.. (Sub prime mess.)
“..direct investment in health care, (Medicaid) energy, (windmills) education (public schools) and infrastructure (liberal pork)..” Still trying to figure out how these “investments” help with credit, home ownership and stock prices.. You know, things that actually do have an effect on the “economy”.. He also mentioned (paid off) “..greater unemployment benefits and continued health care coverage..” Nothing spells economic recovery like unemployment “benefits”..
“..repairing our dangerously deficient dams and levees so that we don’t face another Katrina”.. A “disaster” that moved at five miles an hour for well over four days whose death toll was completely avoidable. Avoidable, if the generations that have voluntarily saddled themselves with the liberal’s “government will save me” mentality had put up any reasonable intellectual resistance. Then again, this HAD to be the federal governments problem, the liberal Democratic governments of Ray Nagin and Kathleen Blanco, the ones who left those hundreds of school buses parked outside of the ninth ward, as just one example, could not have been to blame..
“They’ll be jobs in building the wind turbines and solar panels and fuel efficient cars..” The “greening” of government.. Sure hope those wind turbines don’t end up anywhere near Nantucket Sound which is within eyesight of the Kennedy compound.. If the rest of us need fuel-efficient cars, why don’t the same standards apply to the liberal caliphate and Obama’s newly christened “Air Farce One”? Shouldn’t Obama take a page from our apparently “green” Secretary of State who never goes anywhere or does anything other than collect taxpayer “green”?
“..must be big enough and bold enough”.. Here the intellectually “hung like a fruit fly” leftists really start believing that size really matters. If the bill were half the size that it is at this moment, (wait……it just grew by another billion…..oops, there goes another billion..) but it effectively dealt with the economy and not “health care records” or “21st century class rooms” (taught by members of the NEA..) that would be different. Size never matters to the liberals when it comes to the tossing about of other people’s money. It is always important to remember that the left never wants to solve a “problem”, their existence is based upon the “problem” mysteriously compounding and their empathetic (pathetic) desire to redistribute the wealth of others, regardless of the results, as their “final solution”..
“..my administration inherited a deficit of over one trillion dollars..because we also inherited the most profound economic emergency since the Great Depression..” Barack “inherited” all of this from Joe Biden. Barney Frank. Harry Reid. Nancy Pelosi. He always forgets to mention that while he sprays the air with his communist cologne of confusion..
“..a failure to act will only deepen this crisis, as well as the pain felt by millions..” Uh ohh, we have another liberal who “feels our pain”.. Next thing that you know, he will be embellishing the outfits of enthusiastic interns and his wife will turn into an insufferable shrew.. I am not so sure about that intern part, but..
“..find a way to set aside smaller differences in service of a greater purpose..” These “smaller differences” are the “details” or “progressive pork payoffs” caught by the opposition. The “greater purpose” is the “idealism over materialism”, “dreams over reality” and “emotion over evidence’ that fuels the collectivist Obama administration.
“..all countries are watching and waiting for us to lead..” Never mind that we are being led into the abyss and expected to follow as lemmings. Here we have America’s answer to Captain Edward John Smith and we are being tightly packed into today’s Titanic.. Believe me, everyone is watching and waiting out of fear, not confidence.
This “economic stimulus package” is the proof that the October Revolution of 1917 became the November Revolution of 2008 for the progressive post- Marxists..