A Sideshow To Diplomacy

The Secretary of Statists with “thirty five years of experience” has been on her first field trip abroad and even with George Mitchell writing and turning the cue cards for her, she still managed to “Obama” (the NLTZ verb for “destroy”) a number of events, none of which you probably heard that much about..

Why didn’t you hear about any of this? Was it because of the media’s thorough coverage of the Obama/Democratic economic disaster? Was it due to their bold print exposés of the fiftieth Obama administration candidate who was forced away from the trough due to felonious deeds? Was it because of the discovery that Joe Biden managed to make it past the “ten-day mark” without uttering another “Biden-ism” or three? No, the reason that this week’s “Rodham-isms” managed to escape the “usually” adroit and “impartial” media was because these malaprops were performed by a fellow (and I do mean fellow) liberal..

The latest in the contiguous Obama administration miscues and miscalculations, some of them harmless, the vast majority of them incredibly pernicious, seemed to afflict an “experienced” Secretary when someone with SO MUCH “experience” obviously should have known better..

When you base your ridiculous foreign policy on the shallow symbolism that marked your Democratic campaign, it would probably benefit you to “research” your silly props when you venture outside of the liberal enclaves (or “stink tanks” as I like to call them).. Who can forget when the Bolshevik bovine had the boxing gloves with her when she said that she would go “ten rounds” with anyone when it came to “fighting for America’s families”..

The Obama/Clinton “gift” to the Russian Foreign Minister (I wonder if his “experience” came from being married to someone who abused both power and women while in office?) Sergei Lavrov, was a “reset button” with the word “peregruzka” on it. The Obama imbeciles wanted to say “pereagruzka”, but their “peregruzka” actually means, “overcharged.” I would hope that Rodham would take advantage of this “mala-prop” and give it to “Ol Whitey” whenever he begins reminiscing and drooling about “the good old days” when interns doubled as humidors..

It is hard to believe that the “King of all Gaffes” was used as a template for this “reset button” childishness, but “Boner” Biden (not to be confused with the mistakes made by “Boner Bill”..) referred to the “reset button” in a speech last month in the “Obama European Headquarters”, otherwise known as Germany. Even when they plagiarize each other they still manage to mangle things sufficiently and humorously..

The inexperienced historian decided to enlighten the European Parliament and the assembled five hundred or so saplings about democracy. Here Rodham said, “..I feel the same way about our own democracy which has been around a lot longer than European democracy..” In deference to the infantile Obama administration, I would like to request on their behalf, at least a doubling of the “lifelines” available to them when they leave the country to conduct “Dystrophic Demokratic Diplomacy”.

Rodham also told the gathering that “I have never understood multiparty democracy”. Judging by the Demokratic dictatorship here in Amerika, that would appear to be an understatement of gargantuan proportions. Since Rodham/Clinton will not go away, I will never tire of saying this: being humiliated in public for thirty-five years by the perverted “pecker-dilloes” of your now “insignificant other” DOES NOT count as “experience”. So, as a “beginner” in the world of politics but “experienced” since your college days in the workings of socialism, there seems to be a vast amount that you and your Bolshevik boss will never understand about democracy of ANY kind..

Next it was on to a “working lunch” with EU leaders where Rodham called EU foreign policy chief Javier Solana, “high representative Solano”. When you have spent the bulk of your lifetime “rapping” with narcotic abusing liberals in Amerika, the fact that anyone that you address anywhere else would be considered “high” as well becomes understandable. Not to be outdone by her own stupidity, Rodham called the External Relations Commissioner (sounds like “mindless repetition” in governmental positions isn’t limited to the United States alone..) Benita Ferrero-Waldner as “Benito”. Rodham’s Democratic emulation of European fascism’s Benito Mussolini accounts for this unfortunate display of her own reflexive fascist adoration, so the mistake is excusable based upon her liberal lineage.

Were these bumbles to have been committed by a Dan Quayle or a Sarah Palin, these would have undoubtedly been the kind of “stop the presses” moments that the liberals lather over. The spelling of “potato” and the “all too overly documented” gaffes of candidate Palin merited ridicule and scorn but the continual stupidity of a “former first lady” has been written off by the liberal cheerleaders of the “impartial” media as “tiredness” and “a grueling pace” with “little time worked into her schedule for sleep”.. The encyclopedia of material made available by “Boner Biden” himself over the years never seems to merit the over-saturation of attention that the occasional miscue of, say a Ronald Reagan, required..

I am willing to wager that all of the catnaps in the world wouldn’t make up for the “little time” that they “worked in” for research and preparation. No one excused the “potato” due to “tiredness”. No one wrote off the Palin gaffes to “a grueling pace”. The Democrats don’t need to bother with assembling “527” groups, they have the “impartial” media doing all of that heavy lifting for them. This same reporter called Rodham “a veteran politician”, which is about as ridiculous as calling Bill, “a faithful husband.”

All of this “diplomacy” business took a back seat to sitting down for a visit on Turkish television’s “Hadi Gel Bizimle”. (Come and Join Us) Here the diplomat waxed eloquent about “when she fell in love”. It would seem that the Turks are as far-gone as the majority of Americans who prefer girly couch cushion and Kleenex gossip to substance.

Rodham said, “We have been talking to each other and enjoying our life together ever since”.. From the reports given by at least one Caligula/Gore administration survivor, this “talking to each other” was usually done at about 150 decibels, was peppered with colorful invectives and was accompanied by flying flatware and ceramics which, if we are to believe Rodham, must have been some bizarre type of “Arkansas Aphrodisiac” for the two of them..

“Interviewers delicately asked Clinton to explain how she dealt with bitter personal experiences, without mentioning a scandal involving Monica Lewinsky..” If you would like to know what Rodham’s response would have been had the appropriate Lewinsky questions been asked, see the paragraph above.. Having a “discussion” with Rodham about “bitter personal experiences” and not focusing in on the Lewinsky national embarrassment would be similar to interviewing Richard Nixon and “overlooking” Watergate. Thus the Demokratic/Republican dichotomy is in play even in backwater Turkey..

Rodham also pined that she “sacrificed a lot of my privacy” and she also added that “the benefits of public service are huge”.. Total disclosure of all of the Clinton bank records would no doubt attest to the veracity of the first truth that Rodham has ever uttered.

“I don’t know anybody whose life is smooth sailing. I’ve lived a long time and I have yet to meet that person..” It sound as though Rodham needs to “get out a little more”, but judging by this first “performance” after getting out, the trolls of the Obama administration may see things a bit differently..

In the article entitled “Clinton tells how she fell for Bill ‘long ago’”, the first sentence described this Turkish Taffy as “a sideshow to diplomacy”. With the Demokratic primary and general election campaigns of 2008, along with its resultant administration in 2009, “sideshow” supplants substance instinctively..

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68 responses to “A Sideshow To Diplomacy

  1. Family,

    Keep checking in with the “Thought Of The Day” as well..

    Just put another up, “Money Talks”.

    Thanks as always for reading and commenting.

    TELL THE WORLD. Bring ’em here..

    Never give in, never give up and never again.

    Larry

  2. P.S..

    Every Monday through Friday, pop over to youtube and punch in c128d.

    There you will find the “Five Minutes With Stitch” section.

    It’s always a great way to start your day.

    Larry

  3. Hitlary is an embarrassment….our media, dumbrocrats and talking heads would have burned Rice at the stake. What a side-show!

  4. JR NOT OF DALLAS

    Larry — Great review of Hillary the Hun
    Boston has HOWIE CARR a writer for the Herald that beats up on our local gubment
    Today his article was about surviving an IRS audit for 2007.He states he will not be going to WASHINGTON
    as his IRS letter found no changes to his return.
    He labeled them PAMPERED POODLES and gave a quote from the famousJAMES MICHAEL CURLEY
    in response to picking on RUSH
    NEVER COMPLAIN NEVER EXPLAIN

    PICKING ON GEITNER
    he said the tax- evading tREASURY SECRETARY CAME OUT FOR “tax fairness”in front of Rep Charles Rangel another tax cheat
    His closing line was from Geithner
    telling Rangel he wants to get Americans back to work. I presume he means under the table

    He says he misses the Clintons. Remember their writeoffs for used underwear and moldy shower curtains
    They were only taking crummy $3 writeoffs

  5. Liars (Clinton(s), Obama, Biden, Pelosi, etc) just can’t stop.
    No matter who they’re talking to, they’re always in “campaign mode”.
    ie, lies, lies, and more lies.

    But, being stupid, just comes with the title…
    “Liberal”.

    STITCH!

  6. Arthur Nankervis

    G’day Larry,

    Another good-un Larry

    For American Conservatives, who better to have as an enemy than the blithering Liberal idiots in Washington? And yet, these idiots occupy some of the most important positions in the world. As well, the creme de la creme of liberal intelligentsia has been let loose on the international stage and is meddling in extremely delicate international affairs and all the time thinking that it’s an American prerogative to send someone out there to restate American policy … But what is the Obama policy? Not only has Hillary Clinton been seen as a sandwich short of a picnic, she has taken the message stick from Obama and passed it on to those countries who look towards America for support and guidance. Sadly, Georgia has been told that America has more pressing issues with Russia than to be seen helping the fledgeling state in its efforts at becoming a democracy and to realise their dream of future membership of NATO. Clinton’s supposed support of Israel, regardless of which political faction forms the next government, is a rather hollow gesture as she must take her cues from The-Man-With-the-Tan in Washington. On this, Arutz Sheva reports: “Barack Obama has been in office for just over 6 weeks, but he has already declared a quiet war against the heartland of the Jewish people.” Nice going so far! The hilarious accounts of Hillary’s ‘button gift gaffe’ to the Russians must have the KGB scratching their heads and have probably come up with a scenario that there is more to it than just a mental lapse from the Secretary of State and those who advise her. Talk about confusing the enemy/Russians, if only we could get the Russians to read your column, I’m sure your statement on the first black American President and his “…reminiscing and drooling about “the good old days” when interns doubled as humidors” would have Russian heads buried in their concise Oxford English/Russian dictionaries. The intentional blunders continue as you have pointed out and Obama’s gift of a box set of classic American movies on DVD does little to cement relations between allies. It does clearly show however, that the Obamas hate the British. I wonder where the “ornamental pen holder carved from the timbers of the HMS Gannet, a British naval vessel that took part in the battle to end the slave trade” will end up, probably alongside the bust of Sir Winston Churchill, now are gathering dust in the British Embassy store room. Your accounts of Burglar Bill Biden makes me think that it is surely time for him to be thrust onto the international stage (again) and completely befuddle foreigners and Americans alike – anything to alleviate the sad economic tales and pending monitary disasters emanating from Washington. All this good fun at the expense of the Liberals and America’s reputation as “The Land of the Free” surely must end of one-day. Next, it will be Rudd-The-Dud’s turn to visit Washington and I would like to suggest a carved likeness of Obama as a gift. It will be hewn out eucalypt, blackened by the fires that devastated state of Victoria and will be a fitting replacement in the space vacated by poor Sir Winston. Really, I wince at what will transpire between those two socialists.

    Please keep your good comments coming cobber – They make our day

    Arthur

  7. Arthur, don’t forget that Michelle and “Obie” were also kind enough to give the Honorable Mr. Brown a miniature replica of the Presidential helicopter!
    Your comment on Georgia reminded me of the blond joke about why all the Wal-Mart stores in Alabama ran out of ammunition: All the blonds living in that state had heard on the radio that Russia had invaded Georgia! (Georgia is the state that is located next to the state of Alabama in the USA.)

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  9. Read this article that I found regarding the Head Chairman of the Banking Committee, Chris Dodd (D-CT) http://www.courant.com/news/opinion/op_ed/hc-rennie-dodd-house0308.artmar08,0,3903659,print.column

  10. Hey, don’t make fun of blonds from Alabama.

    I don’t think there ever will be a Mensa candidates from here. The school system here sucks because they couldn’t pass the blacks. So in order to pass them, they had to lower their passing grades or change the way they teach. I guess it became racist when the blacks couldn’t keep up in the classroom. Your test questions became to hard. But if achievement were based on sports, especially Football and Basketball, their achievements in sports garner them millions when turning pro. Scholarships here generally go to minorities, especially blacks. I’ve been here almost 4 yrs and have yet to see a white and/or Asian win an athletic scholarship. They are just as poor, they have the grades (generally the blacks don’t) but are looked at as untalented on the court or field. I haven’t see Big Al or Uncle Jesse take a stand and yell racism. Being a bigot goes both ways. The sad part of that story is they cannot add, subtract or multiple and rely heavily on outside people and pay them to do it. They are so dumb they get ripped off from their financial planners, business managers and agents, they get taken.

  11. Shoot, I wanted to add a recent story. A black boy was caught cheating and his cheat sheet had more wrong answers then right. He was expelled and his father said this was racist on the part of the high school and the districts superintendent (superintendent is also black). He has threaten to file a lawsuit against the school and superintendent. I have no idea if he’s found a lawyer yet. I’m sure he’ll find some troglodyte to represent these two morons. The reporter asked the father whether what his son did was wrong. He said no. She question him, he was caught cheating and you are telling me it’s okay to cheat. Yes, the white people always cheat so why can’t we. Stupid father, stupid son a chip off the old block.

  12. This is funny so I thought I’d share with you.
    This is from a poster on TownHall. From Mrs. Paddy Location: FL

    From Saturday Night Fever, Stayin’ Alive (Bee Gees) with the Obama twist.

    Well, you can tell by the way I walk the walk
    I’m a lyin’ man each time I talk
    When I told you, you’d be informed,
    It’s a trick, and now
    You have been warned
    But now its all right, its okay
    Just go look the other way
    Don’t you try to understand
    Obamanation’s in my hand

    Whether your a brother or whether your a mother
    I’m tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie
    Feel the White House shakin’ and all your taxes takin’
    I’m tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie
    Ah, ha ha ha, tellin’ a lie, tellin’ a lie
    Ah ha ha ha tellin’ a lie!

    Well now, polls are low and then they’re high
    It don’t matter which, ’cause I really try
    My name is always in the news
    I’m Obama man, and I just can’t lose
    I hear from the Right, it’s okay
    I’m glib, I’ll see another day
    Don’t you try to understand
    The New Regime’s Obamaland!

    Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother
    I’m tellin’ ya lies, tellin’ ya lies
    See I’ve got a ‘stake’ in the country that I’m takin’
    I’m tellin’ ya lies, tellin’ ya lies
    Ah ha ha ha tellin’ ya lies, tellin’ ya lies
    Ah ha ha ha tellin’ ya lies!

    Right’s goin’ nowhere, those newsguys help me
    Those newsguys help me, yeah.
    Right’s goin’ nowhere, the Congress helps me
    the Congress helps me, yeah, tellin’ ya lies!

  13. Well, none of us (conservatives) were expecting anything more from this goon (Obama) and his minions.
    They are as incompetent as their fearful leader.
    Yes, fearful. As in, gutless wonder.
    Any PUBLIC official who locks his records away from PUBLIC view, is a bone cold coward.

    The spiraling incompetence of the Obama administration will stagger the imagination.

    And its just beginning.

    Obama wants a YEAR to evaluate the earmarks in the budget.
    This frikken idiot wouldn’t give Republicans, Independents, and Moderates, 1 week to evaluate (and READ….FRIKKEN READ) his 1000+ page budget that spent $800 billion.
    This idiot needs a YEAR to evaluate a couple billion in extra spending.
    This is all smoke and mirrors, folks.
    By having us focus on the $25 billion in earmarks, we’re ignoring the $800 billion gorilla sitting in the room.

    BTW- we need to begin grouping ourselves with Moderates and Independents.
    Just assume we’re all on the same team – opposing the Demonrats.
    So, whenever I talk about Conservatives or Republicans, I make sure I say it as “Conservatives, Independents, and Moderates” … all together.

    STITCH
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  14. A nother
    C orrupt
    O rganization
    R un by
    N . . . . . ..
    (…I’m thinking of an N-word…)

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  15. I guess “overtired” and “grueling pace” are the latest catchphrases for why the Obamanation and Hellary can’t do their jobs….it was the excuse for why there was no official welcoming press conference for Gordon Brown and the lack of respectable “gift” for him….”he” was just so busy ruining…I mean fixing….the economy he couldn’t be bothered with foreign affairs (as opposed to Bill who I’m sure just looooved them). What a crock of sh*t….we all know they just CAN’T DO THE JOB. They’re overwhelmed and lack the intelligence to even know how to treat a foreign dignitary. The only thing Hellary got right was the “overcharge” button was supposed to be a duplicate of the one Biden has….and the way they are spending our money….I’m sure his DOES say “overcharge” as opposed to “reset”

  16. Can I just say that I’m getting a little tired of Obama’s excuse of, “we inherited this economy, the bail out of the banks wasn’t on MY watch…blah, blah, blah”. My memory might be failing, but I seem to recall that he was in the senate that passed the bailout, so it did occur on his watch after all, no? Who does he think he’s kidding…oh, wait…the media, the uneducated and the people who refuse to believe anything other than he’s the chosen one to lead this country to the promised land.

  17. What a difference a few shades of colour make. When PM Brown made his trip here, it was explained that our wiondeerful youthful, President had been too tired to do a proper job of things. Had Bush done this, he would have been raked across the coals. White incompetance is demeaned and lambasted, black incompetence garners compassion and pity. Being black should never count as an excuse for being stupid and lazy.

  18. noleftturnz

    triviaman,

    A very early Thought Of The Day was titled “Georgia On My Mind”.

    In it, I lampooned Obama and “Operation Capitualtion” from August of 2008..and the invasion of “Georgia”..

    It was the second TOTD ever, as I recall..If you get a sec, look it up, it’s worth at least a giggle or two.

    Larry

  19. noleftturnz

    Arthur,

    Excellent post.

    The “Rudd-the-dud” paragraph was a classic.

    I popped a tinnie in your honor, cobber.

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  20. The last thing a black man wants,
    is to be treated like a white man!

    They want (demand) everything else,
    ‘espect
    mo gubment muney
    free houthing
    buth passes
    (just ax ’em)

    just DON’T treat them like a WHITE MAN!

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  21. noleftturnz

    Family,

    How is this: “The Economic Stimulus Package”..

    “The New Steal”.

    I like it.

    Larry

  22. Docta G,

    As with the lapdog press they always chose the right words to point fingers at the Republicans. As with the Rush Limbaugh incident they play just a 10 second spot or snippet that they want the folks to hear so they can be aghast at those mean old constipated conservatives have said.

    Since 2006, President George Bush was a lame duck President. The Democrats controlled both House and were absolutely ecstatic and if I remember Pelosi won the chief pinhead control in the House and quickly ran out to her plastic surgeon for her latest “touch up” because she was going to get more face time so she and her liberal pals could spend their day with more Bush bashing.

    When I debate the liberal pinheads of other boards they generally shut up or don’t response. I can provide back up information to disprove their theories. They don’t do their own research but rely on the media to do it for them. It’s just too much work to find the information themselves. When all know how truthful they are, right?

  23. Margaret in CT

    Hopelessly hilarious, Larry. The head of the Department of Appeasement certainly has 35 years of experience—in theft, real estate schemes, and bank fraud, that is.

    Is it any accident that one of the DVDs that BHO gave to Gordon Brown was “The Wizard of Oz,” considering that it’s the Savior’s biography? The New York Daily News reports the humorous response of one member of the press in London:

    “’Oh, give me strength. We do have television and DVD stores on this side of the Atlantic.’ Never mind that Brown is blind in one eye and may have a hard time seeing the stars in ‘2001: A Space Odyssey,’ or that American DVDs are usually incompatible with British players.”

    The writers of “Saturday Night Live” may be feeding off this treasure trove of gaffes, for all I know; I don’t watch it. Somehow I doubt Rodham has replaced Palin as their favorite target. But you’re right, Larry. Quayle’s misspelling of potato pales in comparison to the goofs of these jackasses.

    Poor, naïve Gordon Brown brought along a timber of a ship that is said to have been instrumental in the ending of the slave trade, forgetting that BHO’s ancestors may well have profited aplenty from that enterprise. Brown doesn’t realize that black Africans, particularly Muslims, look down on black Americans, thinking them stupid for being captured and sold into slavery. This disdain becomes particularly obvious in Obama’s plan to re-enslave them by offering them a “stimulus” to return like sheep to the Demokrat’s economic plantation. It is to the everlasting shame of the black “leadership” that they do not realize how little of Aretha Franklin’s much-touted R-E-S-P-E-C-T he has for them.

  24. actually, I believe the first think Pelosi did after being crowned Speaker uh duh Houth in 2007, was don her little scarf and make a beeline to the enemy camp in Syria.
    Where she gleefully submitted herself as a second-class citizen to those son-of-a-muslim Syrians.
    Then she proceeded to have closed-door meetings with them.
    We still have no idea what information she passed on to the Syrians or when.
    However, we do know that, within 2 days of her return to the US, the Green Zone in Baghdad (one of the most secure areas in the world), was mysteriously BOMBED!
    Someone should tell that bitch that American’s could have been killed in those bombings.
    Oh wait, that’s precisely what she wanted. Increase tbe American body count.
    Pelosi was giving secret parties every time the body count reached a new milestone.
    She believed every dead American soldier was worth thousands of more votes – for Demonrats.

    The New Steal???
    I like it.
    I’m stealing it.

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  25. $1.6 Trillion in new debt is not stimulating.
    Its depressing.

    And that’s exactly where we’re headed:
    a DEPRESSION.

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  26. G. Nichols,

    Are you commenting on the Mobile black student cheat? Even if the teacher hadn’t caught him cheating he still wouldn’t have passed the class. About 2/3’s of his cheat sheet was wrong. He was that stupid.

    This reminds me of another hilarious movie, My Fellow Americans. John Heard plays the Vice President (clearly trying to mock Dan Quail). He’s with the other ex Presidents playing golf and Vice President Ted Stevens (Heard) hits a black man watching the match. When he tries to apologies he becomes a Biden gaff machine. I don’t recall the script word for word, but he says I’m so sorry I hit you, and then goes off on his blackness. It’s great to see you people here watching this match. You must be happy that you’re allowed in here, now. Do you play golf? Probably not cause you weren’t allowed into the really good Country Clubs. And, maybe it’s a good thing considering how well the “black people” are at sports it allows the white people a chance to be good at lease one sport.

    At the end of the movie and he is shown as a bad guy he tells President Russell Kramer (Jack Lemmon) and Matthew Douglas (James Garner) I fooled all you people, everyone thought I was this idiot, but now you know it was a big façade.

  27. saying that blacks are better athletes than whites simply because they’re black is pure racism.
    The fact that most of major league sports is dominated by blacks shows inherent racism in their recruiting practices.
    I remember in high school the only time the scouts showed up at our baseball game was when we played a black team.
    Even when the first place white team played, there were no scouts there.
    But when a middle-of-the-pack black team played, the scouts were all over.
    Its pure racism.

    I refuse to watch any major league sports until they remove the racism and there are 70% white athletes in the game on average.
    Until then, they will never convince me these are the BEST athletes.
    They’re just the BLACKest athletes.

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  28. Glenn Beck had a good idea on his show this evening. We, as Americans, can send an apology to the British Embasy for the Obamanation’s recent blunders, since he’s too dim-witted to do it himself or have one of his lackeys do it

    British Embassy
    3100 Massachusetts Ave., N.W.
    Washington, DC 20008

    My letter’s already in the mail 😉

    And Larry…..I love “The New Steal”

  29. SEC.303B. Clarification of General Powers. (a) Certain Affirmative Actions Required – The Commission shall take actions to encourage and promote diversity in communication media ownership and to ensure that broadcast station licenses are used in the public interest. …

    ROFLMAO….why am I NOT surprised that the first line of the “stealth Fairness Doctrine” includes the words “Affirmative Action”…..damn

    Well….if they manage to shove it through, we’ll just have to make sure that NPR has as many hours of Rush & Glenn, etc…as they to their “progressives”

  30. Georgia Dawg

    King Obomba feels that he must be “God’s Gife to the World” and his first impression may shine at this grand moment,but all his efforts will show to be sub-standard as the people relize that all his charm is shallow and ostantatious.
    Now comes the part where he must stand and deliver,this he can not accomplish,his expectations are very high and this will bring his
    greatest dissappointment.
    Larry
    I have a new battle cry for the conservative party.( from the Outlaw Josie Wales )
    “Now remember,things look bad and it looks like you’re not gonna make it,then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb mad-dog mean.
    “cause if you lose your head and you give up,then you neither live nor win.
    Thats just the way it is.”

  31. Sultan Obama.

    Not King, President, or even Mr.
    Just plan, Sultan.

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  32. I FIGURE WE’VE GOT ABOUT FIVE MONTHS TO GO OF THIS CURRENT ADMINISTRATION…THE WAY I SEE IT BILL AND HILLARY HAVE SOME HITMEN LINED UP TO TAKE OUT YO-MAMA OBAMA AND JOE “I NEED A HAIRPIECE” BIDEN…THEN CAMELOT REVISITED WILL BEGIN…SHE’S THE NEXT IN LINE RIGHT?
    GEORGE SLADEK

  33. Arthur Nankervis

    STITCH,

    In my rush to help, I almost fell for the old 2 Card Trick. Crikey! to think that I would be the first from NLTZ to be banished to the ‘Never Never’ (the Outback, centre of Australia). Here are some alternatives to fill the void:

    Nig-nog: (UK) a black person, original with a mildly derogatory meaning in the UK: “a novice; a foolish or naive person”

    Now, if we can just insert an N in front of Golliwog…

    N-Golliwog: An outdated and predominately UK expression (used extensively in OZ and NZ as well) which originally was a children’s literature character and type of black doll but which eventually became to be used as a jibe against people with dark skins, most commonly Afro-Caribbeans;

    Nicompoop/s: (UK, OZ, NZ) A foolish fellow; also one who never saw his wife’s ****’. How could Obie miss it?

    triviaman

    Thanks for the B joke. I had never heard that one before. Yes, I did forget the Presidential heli-go-flopter! (Viet soldier’s [English] term for helicopter). Have a squizz here for the best video on Blondes and a very beautiful woman she is. Question Can any NLTZer tell me what state the accent is from? – I like it:

    Also: Sil in CNY

    What does ROFLMAO mean? I have just been advised as to what LOL means, but this one has me buggered.

    Arthur

  34. It never ceases to amaze me. The MSM falls all over themselves telling us how intelligent BHO and his cohorts are. I’ve never seen such a bunch of unprepared and clumsy people. Hill, Geithner, Gibbs…they’re such a bumbling cluster f*** of fools. If they can’t run a meeting or press briefing properly, what makes anyone think they have the slightest idea about what they are doing about anything else.The sad fact is that no matter what happens the MSM have surrendered their objectivity and Constitutional role as the 4th estate and refuse to report or comment the truth at all. Thank God we have “alternative” media, otherwise nothing would change.

  35. Arthur,

    ROFLMAO

    Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off

  36. Here’s a little something that we might enjoy!

  37. Stitch, here are some “N” words that could be used, with accompanying definitions. Most people wouldn’t know the meaning of most of them.
    The nice thing about using some of the rarer ones is that the person spoken to, believes you are giving him/her a compliment! (They’re too stupid/embarrassed to ask you what that “N” word means.)
    This is a chance all the NLTZers to improve their vocabulary. Take your pick and have fun!

    1. natterjacks= curiously warty, pop-eyed toads who have a bright yellow line down their backs.

    2. nescients= people who possess a lack of knowledge; ignorant people. (For example, liberals and Demo(n)Krats.)

    3. nosopoets= people who produce disease, because they are not hygienic and are always infecting others.

    4. nugatorialists= people who are trifling, insubstantial, pointless and of no value.

    5. nummamorists= people who are money loving.

    6. nympholepts= people who have a passionate longing for something unattainable. WAIT!…the way things are going in the USA today, that word may not apply to ACORN, after all!

    7. neotenists = people who possess an indefinite prolongation of the period of immaturity, with the retention of infantile or juvenile qualities into adulthood. (It is the classical condition of liberals.)

    8. nauseants= people with whom other people are disgusted.

    9. negrophiles= people who are especially friendly to Negroes and their interests.

    10. nincompoops= simpletons

    11. notionalists= people who are given to foolish or fanciful ideas.

    12. nubbinists= people whose minds are small, small, underdeveloped or stunted.

    13. numbskulls= people who are dull, or stupid; dunces.

    14. numinists= people who are filled with a strong sense of the presence of the Divine One (aka Obama).

    (A tip of the lexicographical hat to the tomes of
    your friendly, neighborly Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary, The Superior Person’s Book of Words, and The Superior Person’s Second Book of Weird & Wondrous Words.)

  38. GEORGE SLADEK, here is a statement to be shown on a T-shirt a few months from now, um…er, a few weeks from now…no, WAIT… a few DAYS FROM NOW!! (AUUGGHHH!)

    “Go cry to yo’ mama:
    You voted for Obama

  39. Stitch, if the truth be told, we ALREADY ARE in a depression! They just don’t want there to be panic in the streets…just yet.

  40. Oooh, I like “natterjacks”.
    You see, Sultan Obamie is half black, half white.
    And, apparently, where the 2 colors meet leaves a big yellow streak right down the middle of his back.

    But, alas, I just can’t decide yet.
    Guess I’ll just have to keep pondering…
    …an N-word…

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  41. tsnann, I would agree with Drinking with Bob about this country no longer being the “land of the free and the home of the brave.”
    My opinion is that it has now become the “land of the FEE and the home of the SLAVE”!!

  42. Stitch, His Highness is not half-white and half-black. He is half-white, 5/6ths Arab and 1/6th black. The Luo tribe is mainly Arab in origin. They sold their tribal enemies in Africa to the Arabs, as well as the British.

  43. Arthur, the accent is from the state of North Carolina. She (Kelly Pickler) is from the town of Albemarle, population 16,000.
    (That’s why they call me “triviaman.”)

  44. Stitch, I need to take out my calculator and refigure those fractions again!
    Make that one-half white, 7/16ths Arab and 1/16th black !
    Sorry ’bout that!

  45. makes me wonder where the 90% stupid liberal comes from.

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  46. Tonight on the Factor, Bill brought out Charla Nash’s twin brother to get an update on her condition. This is a very sad and horrible story. She’s heavily sedated in a type of forced coma.

    She had no health insurance, the women who owed the chimp has no money or health care either. She most likely will be blind. She has lost most of her face, her hands are gone. She has over a 100 face fractures. She has no lips, no nose and fracture eye shocketts.

    She also has a daughter. Her brother is in the process of creating a website for her so that the public can make a donation. The websites called http://www.nashtrust.com I checked to see if it up, and it’s not yet. I’m planning to donate some money as soon as it’s up, and I hope you all would do the same.

    Thank you for taking the time to read my plea to help her.

  47. interesting:
    5 gitmo detainees (scumbags) “have filed a document expressing pride at their accomplishment and accepting responsibility for the deaths of nearly 3,000 people, The New York Times reported on Monday.”

    Well how about that?!?!

    Next Uncle Obamie is going to have them released so he can present each of them with a Freedom Medal at the next White House (High-Yellow Crib) ceremony.

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  48. Larry:

    This sounds just like the county and state I live in, the less they know and the more mistakes the mental midgets make, the higher the position and pay they get.

    George:

    This is the order ofPresidential Succession:

    The Vice President Joseph Biden
    Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi
    President pro tempore of the Senate1 Robert Byrd
    Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton
    Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner
    Secretary of Defense Robert Gates
    Attorney General Eric Holder
    Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar
    Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack
    Secretary of Commerce Gary Locke2
    Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis
    Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius2
    Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Shaun Donovan
    Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood
    Secretary of Energy Stephen Chu
    Secretary of Education Arne Duncan
    Secretary of Veterans Affairs Eric Shinseki
    Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano

    Scary, isn’t it. I’m surprised the four lunkheads ahead of her are still alive, I thought they would have died of some rare disease or gotten hit by falling meteorites by now.

  49. I love it Larry,
    “Obama” the NLTZ verb for destroy.
    I think the family should use it as such.

  50. In reference to the dissing of the UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown who by the way is losing his eyesight. Present Obama gave the gift that keeps on giving 25 American film classics chosen by the American Film Institute. These were the films donated:

    1. Citizen Kane
    2. The Godfather
    3. Casablanca
    4. Raging Bull
    5. Singing In The Rain
    6. Gone With The Wind
    7. Lawrence Of Arabia
    8. Schindler’s List
    9. Vertigo
    10. The Wizard Of Oz
    11. City Lights
    12. The Searchers
    13. Star Wars: Episode IV
    14. Psycho
    15. 2001: A Space Odyssey
    16. Sunset Boulevard
    17. The Graduate
    18. The General
    19. On The Waterfront
    20. It’s A Wonderful Life
    21. Chinatown
    22. Some Like It Hot
    23. The Grapes Of Wrath
    24. ET: The Extra Terrestrial
    25. To Kill A Mockingbird

    Whereas Mr. Brown gave Present Obama a much more thoughtful gift. Gordon Brown brought Obama a pen holder carved from wood from the HMS Gannet, a ship that patrolled the water off of Africa to fight the illegal slave trade. This furthermore was the sister ship of the HMS Resolute (to learn more watch the film “Nation Treasure: Book of Secrets”), the ship from which the Oval Office desk was carved which is a mirror image to the Queens personal desk. The gift that Obama gave seems similar to a husband who waits until December 24th at 5 pm to buy a gift for his wife. They get what’s left on the shelves or at least a regift from a brother-in-law or mother in-law (or at least what my Uncle gets my Aunt the same thing every year, perfume, slippers and a bathrobe, yet she still acts surprised). There is also a question that Mr. Brown might not be able to view them because they might not be Region 2 (European format). What it shows is that no thought went into the gift. It reeks of “I don’t know what to get him.” Yet, Obama spent $30,000 in a ring for his wife when he won (stole) this election, while the economy was in the toilet and people were pissed off in general. I resented this actions, he was basically giving America the middle finger. Clearly it was insensitive and was it his money that paid for it or did he use his campaign funds to buy it?

    I like what Glenn Beck wants to do for the Prime Minister Brown and thank him for his thoughtful gift; and apologize for our Present leader for an impersonal one.

  51. I think it’s just too bad that we can’t simply erase the November vote and Draft Glenn Beck. At least he knows what he’s talking about and would be a much better diplomat than anybody the Sultan chooses.

  52. Larry,

    I don’t remember much about our recent election (I’m still hoping it’s a bad dream and all will be right with the world when I awake.) Was it my imagination that Hillary “Attila the Hun” Rodham Clinton in her infamous Presidential campaign was trying to pass herself off as a Moderate or a Centrist? And is that why Obama tried to tell us so was he? He wanted to appear he wasn’t as liberal as the conservative talk radio shows and Fox News were trying to tell us. I remember that once Obama garner the Iowa caucus and appeared to steal the frontrunner spot for the Democratic Party and pulled the rug out from under Hillary “I love this Country” Clinton. I think it was a shock to her system; she was viewed as the frontrunner she wanted to be the center of control. I have always thought the Clinton clan were a die hard, unapologetic liberal’s. So when did the switch happen from ultra liberals to political moderates?

    So when did Ty Pennington give Hillary her own home makeover? Is that what those horrible pantsuits were for? You could smell the polyester through the television, right? They tried to show her recently what the little misses was like during Bill’s first run Presidential campaign and the press appeared to want us to view her as the soft spoken, stand behind my southern man type of women. During an interview with both the Clinton’s she sat on the couch next to her husband for an interview with 60 Minutes; with her little hands in her lap, a really bad frosted haircut and she was WEARING A DRESS (when did that happen?). I have forgotten about that all those years ago. Of course I had to stifle my laugh because I was in a public setting. But, my God has she gotten fat, she looked very petite and I always viewed Bill as having white hair, but it was more speckled with brown hair then I remembered.

    Both Clinton’s have rallied for liberalism for over 40 plus years so trying to pass yourself off as a moderate Democrat, while most of the decisions Bill Clinton made in Office, prior to the Republicans gaining control of both houses in 1996 were standard liberal agenda bull crap. The contrast in running for Presidential Office, in just 4 short and very blurred years, she went from being the little women to being a partner in crime and the resident women’s liberator-in-chief.

    Then, I looked at what Hillary did during those 35 years of experience, and I looked and looked and I’m still trying to find that number 35, going back 35 years takes us to 1973; or 245 in dog years, rghrrrrr. (Poor Bubby, he was a great dog and didn’t deserve to have these self-centered, selfish pinheads be his mom and dad. I guess they got him for Chelsea to play with, but in order to have him play with her they had to tie a porterhouse steak around her neck). So I’m just gonna call it the new, new math. She’s an author of the blighted book, It Takes a Village one of her husbands and her slogans for rearing a child in the United States, and I don’t know about you but I don’t wanna live in her village or have them be anywhere near another child for that matter. I would be fearful that her husband would want to start dating a young and very naïve female teen and tell her “everyone does it”. For Bill, I guess he sees this as a plus for all. Learning to get the finer points of fellatio from the master in a non-sexual, sex act. Is truly mind blowing and selfless act that any modern day President could show his concern over learning new techniques? Or bring in the CSI Team to identify the new stains on the Lincoln sofa, was it really the cappuccino? What do the Yiddish say, what a mench?

    Let me just say that I never viewed the Clinton’s as a happily married couple, I look at what they have and it appears more like a merging of two dysfunctional companies, like AT&T and Cingular. It’s not what they have; it’s what they don’t have that matters. It’s a marriage of convenience they’ll use each other to get want they want. This merger produced one of the most hideous children from any recent politicians on both sides of the aisle. Former President Lyndon Johnson’s beagles were better looking and so was his wife. I’m thankful that this merger produced only one subdivision. I don’t think anyone wanted to see more, and I question if Hillary carried the child to term. I don’t see any photos coming out of the closet, so to speak, that proves this fairy tale. (Hey if it’s alright to question Sarah Palin, we should demand to see the photo of a very pregnant Hillary.)

    But they taught her well; she had unprotective sex, got pregnant and aborted the fetus like a good little liberal should do. Mom and Dad looked into each others eyes and said Oh, Bill we taught her well. Yes, Hillary we certainly did, we’re both so proud. Our little girl (it is a girl right?) has taken our advise, gone out into the world to be another irresponsible adult. We’ve taught her the meaning of life to grab any buck she can. But, Billy needed to say, I want that hundred back from that boy that got her pregnant, he was only suppose to pretend to like her, for having sex with her I should have given him combat pay. I’ll send him another $200 to him paying him from our joint Citi Bank account. Bill, Citi banks is in financial trouble, the check may bounce. Yeah, Hillary I know, why must you constantly question my motives, that is why I’m using that account. Just swell, just waste our hard earn money that was stolen from the public. Is there anyway we can write that expense off on our taxes? Probably not, believe me, I’ve tried.

    I will continue to work diligently in uncovering her 35 years of public service and count up the real number and what she was doing during that time period. I love research, don’t you?

    So when Hillary claimed to have all that “political experience”, she forgot to include all of Sultan Obama’s experience as a “community organizer”. Hillary discounted Barack’s experience of having about one year running a voter-registration project also known as ACORN, three years as a community organizer, four as a full-time attorney handling voting rights, employment and housing cases, and 12 years in the Illinois Senate and U.S. Senate, campaigning for a better job. That’s a total of 20 years in public policy matters and making new friends who’ll help him get to where he wanted to go. So the difference between Clinton and Obama is really 15 years. Again, it’s got to be a type of new, new math. What I saw the Country say “these are our choices?” She was only playing the liberal political games and not very good. Because clearly the liberal idea of experience is subject to “what’s in it for me” mentality. These two clowns (and my apologies to all clowns) are both treasonist, vile, inexperienced troglodytes masquerading as experienced politicians.
    But, Hillary didn’t stop there she said this, “I have 35 years’ experience making change.” Is she referring to politics? She’s got experience in making change is what exactly? She could be a movie usher, a waitress, Pied Piper Ice Cream truck employee (but it would certainly explain the weight issue) or a Wal-Mart (couldn’t you just die over their fried chicken) cashier. They all handle ‘change” right? She’s a Clinton so it’s important to identify the word and understand definition and what it’s meaning is as is the word is. Yeow.
    On the White House website it states “Our lives are a mixture of different roles. Most of us are doing the best we can to find whatever the right balance is . . . For me, that balance is family, work, and service.” And for Bill it was a balance of other women, power and money in what ever currency he could find the American dollar, the yen, a Peso and/or the pound. But I think his favorite was the rubble.
    Well off I go to do more Hillary 35 yrs of experience research. I’ll let you know what I find.

  53. The latest from the Princess of Pork from the drudge site.

    House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has repeatedly requested military aircraft to shuttle her and her colleagues and family around the country, according to a new report from a conservative watchdog group.

    Representatives for Judicial Watch, which obtained e-mails and other documents from a Freedom of Information request, said the correspondence shows Pelosi has abused the system in place to accommodate congressional leaders and treated the Air Force as her “personal airline.”

    Pelosi’s office disputed the claim, pointing to White House policy enacted after the Sept. 11 attacks allowing for the House speaker to travel to his or her congressional district via military aircraft whenever possible for security reasons. Her office said she typically uses the same kind of aircraft used by her predecessor, Dennis Hastert.

    But Judicial Watch said that Pelosi was notorious for making special demands for high-end aircraft, lodging last-minute cancellations and racking up additional expenses for the military.

    The e-mails showed repeated attempts by Pelosi aides to request aircraft, sometimes aggressively, and by Department of Defense officials to accommodate them.

    “I think that’s above and beyond what other members of Congress are doing and what is expected of our elected officials,” said Jenny Small, a researcher with the group.

    In one e-mail, aide Kay King complained to the military that they had not made available any aircraft the House speaker wanted for Memorial Day recess.

    “It is my understanding there are NO G5s available for the House during the Memorial Day recess. This is totally unacceptable … The Speaker will want to know where the planes are,” King wrote.

    In another, when told a certain type of aircraft would not be available, King wrote: “This is not good news, and we will have some very disappointed folks, as well as a very upset Speaker.”

    Pelosi spokesman Nadeam Elshami said the report seemed to be based on only “a few e-mails,” and defended the requests for military aircraft for her colleagues as a “function of the speaker’s office.” Elshami said at least one of the requests in the above e-mails referenced requests made for other members.

    Pelosi’s office noted that the Department of Defense ultimately makes all decisions on use of military aircraft for travel, and that Pelosi is “extraordinarily appreciative” of the department’s effort to accommodate Congress.

    I didn’t know that our air force people were glorified taxi cab drivers, do you?

  54. Perhaps Pelosi nee D’Alesandro , should be accommodated in a B1 Lancer and could be dropped from the bomb bay rather than wasting fuel landing.

  55. Arthur Nankervis

    Larry & Family,

    Not sure if this is an OZ original or if it has been stolen from you blokes or the Poms. Anyway, I hope it gives all a laugh before getting into the fart-sack (your) tonight. I’ll just have to amuse myself and throw another shrimp (prawn) on the barbie, pop another tinnie and watch the passing parade of lovlies (all in your tomorrow).

    It’s Official!

    New Australian Government Seal:
    Official Announcement: From The Office of Prime Minister Mr. Kevin Rudd (a.k.a. Rudd-The-Dudd).
    The federal government today announced that it is changing the Australian coat of arms to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!

    Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that.

    triviaman
    Thanks for the info on the North Carolina accent cobber. You’re worth your weight in Stubbies (small glass bottles of beer in OZ). I truly love that accent. Had a U.S. advisor in our team (SVN) from Fayeteville and he was a little bit hard to understand (maybe he would say the same about me). He was a good mate till we went our different ways.

    Rayne
    Thanks also for your input on ROFLMAO. I would never have guessed that one.

    Arthur

  56. Eileen:

    The military probably couldn’t find an aircraft big enough to hold Porko’s massive ego.

  57. Here’s a new Newmax article regarding the appointment of Charles Freeman to the post of Chairman of the National Intelligence Council.

    Every single appointment Sultan Obama has made have all had some type of highly controversial backgrounds. This guy is friends with Osama bin Laden. This is unbelievable what this jerk is doing to our Country. It appears he’s out to destroy it.

    Here’s the link to read up on this issue.

    http://www.newsmax.com/headlines/freeman_NIC_withdraws/2009/03/10/190406.html

  58. Miscellaneous stuff seen recently on the Internet:
    1. trustasfarians= liberal silver spoons out of touch with reality due to smoking the liberal media pipe.
    2. New name for The Anointed One: Obambi
    3. Bush and Obama: Dumb and Dumber
    4. Soon-to-be-seen bumper sticker: “Obama’s America: ” Love it or leave it!”
    5. In George Soros’ autobiography (Soros On Soros), he blithely describes how, as a teenager, he helped cart off the possessions of Hungarian Jews after they were sent to concentration camps. Soros wrote that this never bothered him. (He was a Nazi collaborator.) He has called himself “God” in the past.
    6. Halliburton (Cheney’s former employer, which illegally made millions on the Iraqi war) is no longer in the U.S. It moved to neo-Babylon, aka Dubai, which doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the U.S. How convenient!
    7. Picture this: A stack of $100 dollar bills totaling $1 million dollars is 358 feet high. For a total of $1 billion dollars, the stack is 3,580 feet high. For a total of $1 trillion dollars, the stack is 679 miles high!
    8. Obama: Slayer of Economies and Enslaver of Generations
    9. Obama: You can take the boy out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the boy!
    10. Obama: Mulatto-in-Chief
    11. The current name for California: Mexifornia
    12. Liberals are only impressed by charisma, i.e. Bill Clinton. Values and integrity mean nothing to them.
    13. It’s been said that Obama has to use the teleprompter to even speak to his family at the dinner table!
    14. The current name for Texas: Little Mexico
    15. Some on the Internet have said that some of the spending authorized in the stimulus bill is to be used to go to manufacturers in Europe and the Philippines for solar panels and wind turbines THAT HAVE BEEN CONTRACTED OUT FOR YEARS! And where will those things be put? Why, on millions of acres of land that Harry Reid said would be seized by eminent domain! Well, why can’t the BLM land be used?
    16. So, since Barack Obama is also Barry Soetoro, he not only is B.O., but he also is B.S.!
    17. Obama said in a 2003 speech that he wishes to change the Constitution because “it is not radical enough.”
    18. Economy definitions:
    a. Recession is when your neighbor loses his job.
    b. Depression is when you lose your job.
    c. Recovery is when Obama loses HIS job!
    19. “Leadership bereft of common sense is truly the epitome of blatant arrogance.” Remind you of anyone?
    20. New book coming out soon at your favorite bookstore:
    “Screwing America For Dummies”
    (Authored by Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid; edited by Barack Hussein Obama)
    21. Obama’s oratory resonates for the same reason a drum being beaten does: it’s hollow!

  59. Quotes seen on the Internet;
    1. “Pity the ignorant–they are truly lost.” (Anonymous)
    2. “A smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns not only from his own mistakes, but also from the mistakes of others.” (Anonymous)
    Obama has done neither. Perhaps because he is a narcissist?
    3. “Pretense cannot offset ineptitude.” (Ali Sina, speaking of Obama.)
    4. “I serve as a blank screen on which people of vastly different political stripes project their own views.” (Barack Obama, as told in his book, The Audacity of Hope. He will do and say anything, as long as it suits him. He will embrace any cause, will align himself with anyone, and will shift his position wherever the wind blows. Narcissists are chameleons.)
    5. “Permit me to hint, whether it be wise and seasonable to provide a strong check to the admission of Foreigners into the administration of our national Government; and to declare expressly that the Commander in Chief of the American army shall not be given to nor devolve on, any but a natural born Citizen.” (John Jay, in the letter written to George Washington on July 25, 1787 that I mentioned in an earlier post)

  60. Arthur Nankervis

    G’day Larry,

    Are you alright Son? Haven’t seen any comments for yonks now – 2 days is a long time cobber. Maybe you are flat-out like a lizard drinking. So, I’ll leave you at it with the hope that you are well and busy with promised new events/content.

    The very best

    Arthur

  61. Arthur,

    Working on one as we speak..

    If I typed faster and if this whole “work” thing wasn’t in the way, I would be alot faster..

    Watch for “The Rules Of The Road”.

    Thanks cobber,

    Larry

  62. Midwest Mike

    This is not mine – but I felt it worth sharing.

    Tea Bag Theory

    So please mark your Calendars

    There’s a storm a brewin’. What happens when good, responsible people keep quiet? Washington has forgotten they work for us. We don’t work for them. Throwing good money after bad is NOT the answer. I am sick of the midnight, closed door sessions to come up with a plan. I am sick of Congress raking CEO’s over the coals while they, themselves, have defaulted on their taxes. I am sick of the bailed out companies having lavish vacations and retreats on my dollar. I am sick of being told it is MY responsibility to rescue people that, knowingly, bought more house than they could afford. I am sick of being made to feel it is my patriotic duty to pay MORE taxes. I, like all of you, am a responsible citizen. I pay my taxes. I live on a budget and I don’t ask someone else to carry the burden for poor decisions I may make. I have emailed my congressmen and senators asking them to NOT vote for the stimulus package as it was written without reading it first. No one listened. They voted for it, pork and all.

    O.K. folks, here it is. You may think you are just one voice and what you think won’t make a difference. Well, yes it will and YES, WE CAN!! If you are disgusted and angry with the way Washington is handling our taxes. If you are fearful of the fallout from the reckless spending of BILLIONS to bailout and “stimulate” without accountability and responsibility then we need to become ONE, LOUD VOICE THAT CAN BE HEARD FROM EVERY CITY, TOWN, SUBURB AND HOME IN AMERICA. There is a growing protest to demand that Congress, the President and his cabinet LISTEN to us, the American Citizens. What is being done in Washington is NOT the way to handle the economic free fall.

    So, here’s the plan. On April 1, 2009, all Americans are asked to send a TEABAG to Washington , D.C. You do not have to enclose a note or any other information unless you so desire.. Just a TEABAG. Many cities are organizing protests. If you simply search, “New American Tea Party”, several sites will come up. If you aren’t the ‘protester’ type, simply make your one voice heard with a TEABAG. Your one voice will become a roar when joined with millions of others that feel the same way. Yes, something needs to be done but the lack of confidence as shown by the steady decline in the stock market speaks volumes.

    This was not my idea. I visited the sites of the ‘New American Tea Party’ and an online survey showed over 90% of thousands said they would send the teabag on April 1. Why, April 1?? We want them to reach Washington by April 15. Will you do it? I will. Send it to; 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Washington , D.C. 20500.

    Forward this to everyone in your address book. Visit the website below for more information about the ‘New American Tea Party’. I would encourage everyone to go ahead and get the envelope ready to mail, then just drop it in the mail April 1. Can’t guarantee what the postage will be by then, it is going up as we speak, but have your envelope ready. What will this cost you? A little time and a 40 something cent stamp.

    What could you receive in benefits? Maybe, just maybe, our elected officials will start to listen to the people. Take out the Pork. Tell us how the money is being spent. We want TRANSPARENCY AND ACCOUNTABILITY. Remember, the money will be spent over the next 4-5 years. It is not too late.
    Of course, if you agree with the way things are being done now, just delete!

  63. April 1st?

    Why not April 15th??

    Larry

  64. It sucks having a politician in the role of diplomat.

  65. You all need to do a Google search regarding to Bills. The first Bill is the Global Poverty Act, sponsored by his highness former Senator Barack Obama. The Senate Bill for “Global Poverty Act” (S.2433). The legislation would commit the U.S. to spending 0.7 percent of gross national product on foreign aid, which amounts to a phenomenal 13-year total of $845 billion over and above what the U.S. already spends. So if you think its bad now, just wait it will get much worse. Now, the bill, which is item number four on the committee’s business meeting agenda, passed the House and spearheaded by Nancy Pelosi by a voice vote last year because most members didn’t realize what was in it. Congressional sponsors have been careful not to calculate the amount of foreign aid spending that it would require. According to the website of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, no hearings have been held on the Obama bill in that body.

    Congresswomen Pelosi calculated a plan along with Senators Reid and Obama. The plan was to hide the evidence from their constituents; they held meetings and debates out of C-SPAN camera range. The she forced a vote where the results were secret and there is no record of how the House voted on this Bill. She’s done this a number of times in her lustrous, despicable political career. She wanted no formal record on how the House voted because she wanted no record once the public got wind of this Bill.

    During the early summer last year I received a mailing from Oliver North where he spoke about this as well as the Law of the Seas Treaty. His announcement about what the liberal Democrats were doing, so I went online to see what I could find, and what I found really disturbed me. I was glad that Oliver North provided the Senate Bill number as well as the House. I set out to contact my state and district representatives in Congress. The more I dug up and saw what these conniving and devious, duplicitous treasonist bastards were plotting only made me madder. My distaste for Speaker Nancy Pelosi was born.

    I had wonder why no one other than Oliver North wasn’t warning the public, shouting from the roof tops what was going on. So, I wrote a column on Town Hall and went to a local McCain rally and handed out the details.

    Nancy Pelosi in her infamous wisdom, with regard to the Global Poverty Act Bill in the House was not the first time that the House has voted on Bills outside the cameras and where no record can be found by how our representatives voted. She did this so that mostly the Democrats wouldn’t or couldn’t be blamed for this treasonist Bill and that voted for it. I searched for 2 months to see if I can find any details on how the House voted. There is absolutely nothing. Now why would she to that? What I think why she did this was because they know that the public would say no way to so much money being handed out to a political organization that hates America. United Nations continually expects the United States should pay all their Bills to fight world hunger worldwide.

    In late July, our House representative Jo Bonner had a town meeting set up and my father and I went, we wanted some answers. The turn out wasn’t too bad, about 35-40 people showed up. He had called this meting over the tanker contract with the military, which was to bring thousands of new jobs to southern Alabama; infusioning this area with about 3 billion a year. Anyway, I wanted to confront him about these to Bills. Mostly I wanted to know why the House Republicans weren’t shouting about the way Pelosi was conducting these votes. I don’t think he ever really answered my questions. What happened was that this audience had no idea what I was talking about. It was all so hush-hush and I saw him grimiest in a very uncomfortable way. I think I hit a nerve.

    Why Obama sponsored the Senate bill and why most of the Democrats wanted it passed. It seems like he and his liberal friends believe that the United States needed a home makeover. Obama believes that if we give the UN money and show the world just how charitable we are people will like us again.

    This was all before the Stimulus Bill, Omnibus Bill, and the other moronic bills and executive orders that have passed. So, now Obama wants more taxes heaped upon the American public who are already struggling with all of his pet projects that will likely bankrupt our Country, by placing an even bigger burden on the American taxpayer. This is United States in international diplomacy, Obama style.

    Actually these two Bills may have contributed to my stroke, by how angry and upset I was over this sham. His a destruct force and he’s being helped by the liberals in Congress and the Republicans seemed to be both deaf and dumb by hiding all this, and for the life of me I don’t know why. Here’s what I wrote in August, 2008 on my Town Hall blog. http://lawofseatreaty.blogtownhall.com/ I’m thankful that Larry has created this website so that we all have an opinion that might be heard.

  66. Hey Larry,

    Remember when Congress let Bear Sterns go under, pushed a bunch bank mergers etc. Then they bailed out AIG, an insurance co.?

    Is it true that AIG underwrites the PENSION TRUST OF THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS!!

    No wonder there was such a rush on “getting their stimulus package passed”, to protect themselves.

    To hell with the rest of us – nothing but a bunch of money grubbing, creedy, self deluded parasites (worse than the welfare parasites).

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