The Secretary of Statists with “thirty five years of experience” has been on her first field trip abroad and even with George Mitchell writing and turning the cue cards for her, she still managed to “Obama” (the NLTZ verb for “destroy”) a number of events, none of which you probably heard that much about..
Why didn’t you hear about any of this? Was it because of the media’s thorough coverage of the Obama/Democratic economic disaster? Was it due to their bold print exposés of the fiftieth Obama administration candidate who was forced away from the trough due to felonious deeds? Was it because of the discovery that Joe Biden managed to make it past the “ten-day mark” without uttering another “Biden-ism” or three? No, the reason that this week’s “Rodham-isms” managed to escape the “usually” adroit and “impartial” media was because these malaprops were performed by a fellow (and I do mean fellow) liberal..
The latest in the contiguous Obama administration miscues and miscalculations, some of them harmless, the vast majority of them incredibly pernicious, seemed to afflict an “experienced” Secretary when someone with SO MUCH “experience” obviously should have known better..
When you base your ridiculous foreign policy on the shallow symbolism that marked your Democratic campaign, it would probably benefit you to “research” your silly props when you venture outside of the liberal enclaves (or “stink tanks” as I like to call them).. Who can forget when the Bolshevik bovine had the boxing gloves with her when she said that she would go “ten rounds” with anyone when it came to “fighting for America’s families”..
The Obama/Clinton “gift” to the Russian Foreign Minister (I wonder if his “experience” came from being married to someone who abused both power and women while in office?) Sergei Lavrov, was a “reset button” with the word “peregruzka” on it. The Obama imbeciles wanted to say “pereagruzka”, but their “peregruzka” actually means, “overcharged.” I would hope that Rodham would take advantage of this “mala-prop” and give it to “Ol Whitey” whenever he begins reminiscing and drooling about “the good old days” when interns doubled as humidors..
It is hard to believe that the “King of all Gaffes” was used as a template for this “reset button” childishness, but “Boner” Biden (not to be confused with the mistakes made by “Boner Bill”..) referred to the “reset button” in a speech last month in the “Obama European Headquarters”, otherwise known as Germany. Even when they plagiarize each other they still manage to mangle things sufficiently and humorously..
The inexperienced historian decided to enlighten the European Parliament and the assembled five hundred or so saplings about democracy. Here Rodham said, “..I feel the same way about our own democracy which has been around a lot longer than European democracy..” In deference to the infantile Obama administration, I would like to request on their behalf, at least a doubling of the “lifelines” available to them when they leave the country to conduct “Dystrophic Demokratic Diplomacy”.
Rodham also told the gathering that “I have never understood multiparty democracy”. Judging by the Demokratic dictatorship here in Amerika, that would appear to be an understatement of gargantuan proportions. Since Rodham/Clinton will not go away, I will never tire of saying this: being humiliated in public for thirty-five years by the perverted “pecker-dilloes” of your now “insignificant other” DOES NOT count as “experience”. So, as a “beginner” in the world of politics but “experienced” since your college days in the workings of socialism, there seems to be a vast amount that you and your Bolshevik boss will never understand about democracy of ANY kind..
Next it was on to a “working lunch” with EU leaders where Rodham called EU foreign policy chief Javier Solana, “high representative Solano”. When you have spent the bulk of your lifetime “rapping” with narcotic abusing liberals in Amerika, the fact that anyone that you address anywhere else would be considered “high” as well becomes understandable. Not to be outdone by her own stupidity, Rodham called the External Relations Commissioner (sounds like “mindless repetition” in governmental positions isn’t limited to the United States alone..) Benita Ferrero-Waldner as “Benito”. Rodham’s Democratic emulation of European fascism’s Benito Mussolini accounts for this unfortunate display of her own reflexive fascist adoration, so the mistake is excusable based upon her liberal lineage.
Were these bumbles to have been committed by a Dan Quayle or a Sarah Palin, these would have undoubtedly been the kind of “stop the presses” moments that the liberals lather over. The spelling of “potato” and the “all too overly documented” gaffes of candidate Palin merited ridicule and scorn but the continual stupidity of a “former first lady” has been written off by the liberal cheerleaders of the “impartial” media as “tiredness” and “a grueling pace” with “little time worked into her schedule for sleep”.. The encyclopedia of material made available by “Boner Biden” himself over the years never seems to merit the over-saturation of attention that the occasional miscue of, say a Ronald Reagan, required..
I am willing to wager that all of the catnaps in the world wouldn’t make up for the “little time” that they “worked in” for research and preparation. No one excused the “potato” due to “tiredness”. No one wrote off the Palin gaffes to “a grueling pace”. The Democrats don’t need to bother with assembling “527” groups, they have the “impartial” media doing all of that heavy lifting for them. This same reporter called Rodham “a veteran politician”, which is about as ridiculous as calling Bill, “a faithful husband.”
All of this “diplomacy” business took a back seat to sitting down for a visit on Turkish television’s “Hadi Gel Bizimle”. (Come and Join Us) Here the diplomat waxed eloquent about “when she fell in love”. It would seem that the Turks are as far-gone as the majority of Americans who prefer girly couch cushion and Kleenex gossip to substance.
Rodham said, “We have been talking to each other and enjoying our life together ever since”.. From the reports given by at least one Caligula/Gore administration survivor, this “talking to each other” was usually done at about 150 decibels, was peppered with colorful invectives and was accompanied by flying flatware and ceramics which, if we are to believe Rodham, must have been some bizarre type of “Arkansas Aphrodisiac” for the two of them..
“Interviewers delicately asked Clinton to explain how she dealt with bitter personal experiences, without mentioning a scandal involving Monica Lewinsky..” If you would like to know what Rodham’s response would have been had the appropriate Lewinsky questions been asked, see the paragraph above.. Having a “discussion” with Rodham about “bitter personal experiences” and not focusing in on the Lewinsky national embarrassment would be similar to interviewing Richard Nixon and “overlooking” Watergate. Thus the Demokratic/Republican dichotomy is in play even in backwater Turkey..
Rodham also pined that she “sacrificed a lot of my privacy” and she also added that “the benefits of public service are huge”.. Total disclosure of all of the Clinton bank records would no doubt attest to the veracity of the first truth that Rodham has ever uttered.
“I don’t know anybody whose life is smooth sailing. I’ve lived a long time and I have yet to meet that person..” It sound as though Rodham needs to “get out a little more”, but judging by this first “performance” after getting out, the trolls of the Obama administration may see things a bit differently..
In the article entitled “Clinton tells how she fell for Bill ‘long ago’”, the first sentence described this Turkish Taffy as “a sideshow to diplomacy”. With the Demokratic primary and general election campaigns of 2008, along with its resultant administration in 2009, “sideshow” supplants substance instinctively..