Squarehead At The Roundtable

The “Town Liar” has advised us that what was once a “national crisis” is now “not as bad as we think”. Don’t worry, he will have something altogether different to say tomorrow. You can file every bit of it under: “Clueless collectivism”..

That is right, at the “business roundtable” meeting of “top executives”, our own warm and cuddly “Cliff Hoax-table” decided to let everyone assembled know that he believes that “his plans will speed recovery”. One has to wonder whether the executives thought that this was one of those “meetings” where an impersonator/comedian comes in and says silly and nonsensical things, much to the delight of the group. Those who have yet to experience the Obama obtusity might have believed that this was a put up job, but to the rest of us who have unfortunately been marinated in his melodious malarkey, this is just another reminder that “A mind is a terrible thing to waste”.. Let us peruse a few of the Marxist malaprops..

Obama said that “Americans shouldn’t be whipsawed by bursts of either bad or good news” and he was “highly optimistic about the long term..” After just enduring the nearly year long “whipsaw bursts of either good or bad news” known as the primary and Presidential campaigns, a place where the “news” was anything but, the imbecilic irony of his statement couldn’t have been lost upon the executives.

“I am obviously an object of this constantly varying assessment. I am the object in chief of this varying assessment..” It seems that the progressive Pinocchio has managed to tame his proboscis’ proclivity to expand when he tells a lie. Obama himself is the “object in chief” when things “appear” to be going well. When the “news” turns a bit dimmer, the “object in chief” becomes the “obfuscator in chief” and the “object” becomes the evil “Crawford Curmudgeon”.. Or it becomes “the economy that I/we have inherited”.. Obama’s propensity towards progressive puling after only fifty-two days is quickly becoming agonizingly annoying..

You are the President of the United States therefore, you are the “object in chief”. Maybe when you get around to doing something right, the world that expects results as opposed to excuses will go back to swallowing the Ebony Eucharist..

“I don’t think things are ever as good as they say, or ever as bad as they say”.. That actually depends on who this “they” is. When “they” is an inexperienced former community activist and organizer, I would say that that is very sound advise.

“Things two years ago were not as good as we thought because there were a lot of underlying weaknesses in the economy..” Again, I have to ask, who is this “we”? You cannot count among this “we” George Bush and John McCain, because they had been warning about the Clinton/Frank financial fiction and fighting the Demokratic House and Senate even prior to that time. These “underlying weaknesses” were put in place during the Bill (as in “bill” you much later..) Clinton pogroms. “Two years ago” was the time when the Demokrats took control of both the House and the Senate. These nagging little details always seem to escape the Obama oratory..

As always, the vacuous vagueries bubbled to the surface of his recital.. “My long term projections are highly optimistic, if we take care of some of these long-term structural problems..” “Some”? Why not “take care” of ALL of them? Since words have no meaning to the leftists who are hypnotized by the moronic mantras and the fictitious folderol from any licentious liberal, he should have resorted to his old campaign rhetoric and promised the world..

Straight from the “blind squirrel finds nuts every once and awhile” theory, Obama said that “the current economic crisis was precipitated by an illusion of prosperity”.. I would be willing to allow the points to go to Obama on this if he would have followed the statement with “the illusion came from the nineties delusion of prosperity ushered in by Demokratic mistakes and miscalculations that I recognize and promise to rectify by allowing the free market to dictate the recovery, not the liberal collectivist Congress”..

No, he followed it up with, “(I want) government to right the ship and then let private enterprise do its magic..” The two crucial words there have to be “and then”. Liberal government is all about increasing its size and scope. It is also all about penalizing “private enterprise”. Who in their right mind would expect a liberal government to “right the ship” when they spend all of their time enthusiastically poking holes in the ship so that we can all sink to the bottom “equally”..

Tim “Turbo Tax” Geithner “the center (scapegoat) of Obama’s economic policy” is in London as we speak, getting grilled by the finance officials from the “Group of 20 nations”. Here’s hoping that Obama didn’t have him stop at the local Blockbuster video for another basket of clumsy gifts for the British PM before he took off..

In an article entitled, “Obama: Economic crisis ‘not as bad as we think”, we discover that the first round of Obama tax INCREASES starts in 2011, just in time for the mid term elections to have passed. The left is still adorably clinging to the “collectivist new math” while claiming that these taxes will only be on “the rich” as they continue the Clinton legacy of tossing out the “$250,000” figure as the ONLY targets for their tax bloodlust.. I will consider this “Larry’s corollary”: “Words have no meaning to the left, numbers have no value to them either”..

Geithner said that the taxes will “kick in after the economy was expected to be in recovery..” Again, allow me to point out the two crucial words, “was expected”. If this doesn’t occur due to the Marxist meddling of the Obama Bolsheviks and brigands, we will hear, “The mess left by the previous administration was bigger than expected.” If this “recovery” does occur, what better way to slow a “recovery” than to raise taxes! For those of you who might be curious as to why the New Deal slowed the recovery from the Great Depression, simply study the “works” being submitted by the Obama masochists and acolytes.

Geithner was pressed by Senator Mike Crapo from Idaho (who better to expose the fecal fascism of this economic effluvium than someone with the surname ‘Crapo’..) “about whether the administration would let the increases take effect if the economy had not recovered in two years”. Geithner’s response: “We will have to see how the economy evolves”.. For those who are fond of brevity, his answer actually was “Hell yes, we would!!”.

Here the liberals “theory of economical evolution” makes as much sense and is based upon the same low degree of fact as the Darwinian evolutionary flatulence.. I hold out very little hope for the economy “evolving” while it is in the grimy hands of the liberals because “liberal evolution” hasn’t evolved or advanced that far from the socialist excrement from which it emerged over fifty years ago..

Simultaneously, “Boner” Biden was meeting with state officials at the White House warning them about “wasting” stimulus money. “If we don’t get this right folks, this is the end of the ability to convince Congress that anything should go to the states..” Here “Big Brother”, suddenly okey dokey because the liberals are at the controls, is concerned about “waste”.. (Stop laughing..) “Added Obama, “If we see money being misspent, we’re going to put a stop to it”.. (I mean it, stop laughing, this is serious..)

I can think of no other way to end this: this is nothing more than the black calling the kettle pot..

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47 responses to “Squarehead At The Roundtable

  1. Family,

    Have a great weekend. Go out and annoy a liberal or three..

    Keep all of the family members who are mending in your prayers, Michele, Redbone, Sister Amy. (I hope I didn’t leave anyone off the list, if so, let me know.)

    Thank you as always,

    Larry

  2. JR NOT OF DALLAS

    I RESEARCHED THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF MONEY COLLECTED BY THE GOVERNMENT FROM ALL TAX SOURCES IN ONE YEAR THE AMOUNT IS 1.1 TRILLION DOLLARS.
    SOMEWHERE WAS A SUGGESTION TO STOP ALL TAX COLLECTIONS FOR A YEAR AND LET US SPEND THAT MONEY TO REVIVE THE ECONOMY INSTEAD OF THE GOVERNMENT SPENDING WHAT THEY HAVE BEGUN WITH THIS STIMULUS BS

    BIDEN GOT A FEW BILLION FOR AMTRAX IN THE BUDGET AND A FEW MILLION OF IT GOES TO HIS HOME STATE TO REFURBISH AN ANTIQUE TRAIN STATION

    SMALL BUSINESS WILL HAVE TO LOOK AT THE EMPLOYEE SITUATION AND REDUCE STAFF TO PAY THE ADDITIONAL TAX BURDEN POSTING IN THE PAST SUGGESTED THEY LOOK FOR EMPLOYEE BUMPER STICKERS FOR OBAMA AND START THERE

    REMEMBER IN AN IRS TAX AUDIT THE TERM IS
    ‘I MADE AN ERROR IN JUDGEMENT’ WHEN AN ITEM IS DISALLOWED

    LOWER TAX COLLECTIONS MEANS THEY CUT PROGRAMS

    PAYING ZERO TAXES SHOULD BE OUR GOAL

  3. Georgia Dawg

    The tax will only be on “THE RICH”, well someone from the middleclass better be on hand
    to help drain the swamp, because we will be up to our a$$ in alligators when this group of deranged street hustlers hit the finish line….

  4. “…fecal fascism of this economic effluvium…” ROTFLMAO!

    I am convinced that a freshman PolySci major at a minor university could do a better job as President than what we have there now. However, let us all pray for his health. “Bonor Biden” could only be a step down, and what follows him is to hideous to imagine.

  5. BTW: I heard today that all references to Rev. Wright and Bill Ayers had been removed from the anointed one’s Wikipedia web page, and that any and all attempts to re-introduce comments about them are automatically taken down. Could this be the first of many Government sponsored censorship attempts to be perpetrated against American citizens when exercising their freedom of speech?

  6. KC,

    That’s OK, the move just proves the “seal my records” mentality of the left. Censorship is always necessary when censor has more skeletons than the average closet can safely hold.

    The beauty of the internet is that ALL of that information and then some, is out there via any search engine..

    Even their efforts at censorship are feeble..however, this is the first step towards the “transparency” that he bleated about.

    The transparency of feckless fascism..

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  7. New term for “enemy combatants”….OBAMA BUDDIES!
    Please make sure you all try and attend an AMERICAN TEA PARTY in you area. Get your tea bags ready to mail to the WH. by April 1st.

  8. Larry,
    I can’t think of anyone more talented or driven to get an answer to this question.
    WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR VETTING A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE?

  9. Sultan Obama is used to being able to say one thing to one crowd, then fly across the country and totally contradict himself to another.
    Knowing full well that the Free-to-lean-left Press simply won’t print the lies.
    Sooner or later, little B’rakk is going to learn he’s still in the same city he was in yesterday, but telling a different lie to the same people.
    If only we could get a glimpse into his hapless Harvard “honors” we just MIGHT believe him,…or not!
    If there was SOMETHING about his Harvard transcript that would shed some light on this genie’s genius, then please, PLEASE, share it with the world that we may ALL bow at the alter of liberalism.
    But, alas, even to reveal the smallest secret of this “holy grail” of missing “historical” transcripts, would expose that pesky little checkbox at the top of the form: Non-US Citizen.
    Go figure.
    Boner Biden had said, “there is a 30% chance this could fail”.
    I think we can be more optimistic than that.
    What do you say we just call that 100%, Joey?

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

    PS – I wonder if any media person has the guts to ask Boner Biden if he would care to revise this 30% figure???

    PSS- Rush’s CPAC speach is on YouTube- 10 sections.

  10. Rayne

    How about calling terrorists:
    “third cousins, twice removed”
    “brothers of my father”

    Sultan Obama will no doubt force the Supreme Court to balance our Constitution against Sharia law.
    ie, our Constitution is fine, as long as we don’t contradict Sharia law.

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  11. Rayne,

    I am going to guess that the respective parties have committees who end up answering to Howard Dean and Michael Steele.

    You would have to hope that anyone who would want to be President would “vet” themselves. Who would know better than the candidate themselves what would end up being “discovered” by industrious snoops, especially those of the opposition?

    Ego trumps honesty and with the “free liberal 527” known as the overwhelming majority of the “impartial” media on their side, the gall of the damaged candidates to still go through the process is shocking.

    The again, the power of pigmentation evens out the problems of the “past” in at least one case that we know of..

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  12. They could find monkeys whom could do a better job of managing our economy than the clowns in Washington. Before some lib takes that out of context, I’m not comparing our Disciever in Chief to a monkey, I have no wish to insult the monkey.

    That said, our Fearless Il Duce has decided that terrorists are no longer ‘enemy combatants’ (of course they’re not, they are fellow brothers of Allah), and he now has a team vetting his choice of mosque (I mean church). It just doesn’t stop with these people. The fact he needs a team to find him a church with a pastor who won’t say something that will end up on every blog, tells me that this guy couldn’t take a dump without someone vetting his choice of toilet. This guy makes Charlie Brown look decisive and bold. They need to find him a harlequin suit so he can dance and caper in front of Congress.

  13. Interesting:
    I just read where Pelosi doesn’t want to be called the “P-word”.
    As in “partisan”.

    Wonder how she feels about being called the C-word??
    That’s what I’ve been calling her.

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  14. The “inherited” line of bull I fully expected. Make me sick? I have been carrying little plastic bags in my belt loop ever since just in case I am away from home, hear the term and need of a barf bag.
    “Inherited” seems to be a normal line of defense for the luanatic liberals whenever a Democratic president follows a Republican into office.
    Curious thing though, whenever a democrat is followed by a republican, liberals within the year and without anything major being changed within that time period, complain it’s the republican’s fault the nation is doing.

    That’s always amazed me because there are people stupid enough that will believe it. They walk among us.

  15. in May 1945, Germany released all allied POWs.
    Germany stopped referring to them as “enemy combatants”.
    Germany closed all its POW camps.
    Germany stopped referring to the allied occupiers as “aggressors”.
    Germany had SURRENDERED.

    Sound familiar.

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  16. Added Obama, “If we see money being misspent, we’re going to put a stop to it”.. (I mean it, stop laughing, this is serious..)

    I’m actually speechless…!

    Thanks for all your prayers and good wishes…you are a wonderful, intelligent group of people I am proud to call family.

  17. Just to let everybody know, I went to the Tea Party in Columbus, Ohio this morning. WE had a quite a few people, but the MSM didn’t even appear. Jim Jordan (Representative from Ohio’s 4th Congressional district) spoke to the crowd as well as a few local politicians.
    At last count, there were 116 Tea Parties scheduled for April 15th. If at all possible, I urge each of you to attend the one closest to you.

  18. Larry another excellent and humorous article that scrapes the layer of cream off the top of the milk, to expose the sour and rancid year old milk hidden underneath. Drink at your own risk.

    Words seem so important to this new administration. They want to gloss over names and titles and replace them with what? Pretty name, names that are the opposite of their purpose? The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plains. Would be deemed by the demented, a racist or bigoted word from the left. Everything we say appears to offend the offenders. Words, words and more stupid words to hide an agenda of an enemy combatant and give it a high polish shine of patent leather and call it “rival opponent”. Is that too negative still? Someone who disagrees with US policies that maybe be too long a title for the liberals to grasp? Good people = Iraqi “Freedom” squads, bad people = US Conservatives, financial responsibility.

    It’s fairly similar to the mainstream media who have issued warning to the lemming staff writers to stop using terms like “Enemy Combatants,” “Islamic Extremist” “Muslim Terrorist” “The War of Terror” these all have been demanded by the imbecilic intolerant, narrow-minded hacks from the east coast, NY Times (going bankrupt), Boston Global (going bankrupt), Philadelphia Inquirer (going bankrupt), Washington Post (down readership), NY Daily News (going bankrupt), Chicago Tribune (going under), Chicago Sun-Times (going bankrupt), Atlanta Journal-Constitution (in financial trouble) to the left coast, Seattle Times (going bankrupt), The Oregonian (in trouble financially), San Francisco Chronicle (going under), San Francisco Herald, San Francisco Examiner (going bankrupt), Los Angeles Daily News (readership down a lot), Los Angeles Times (going bankrupt), Los Angeles Herald Examiner (going under) and San Diego Union-Tribune (financial trouble). All these fine, upstanding journalist (use the word loosely) and the truth sellers of liberalism, and all their fine and arrogant authorships that provided their readers the only “truth” that they know, the “liberal truth” which isn’t remotely close to the real truth. Everything is spun like a Highland Scottish tartan kilts. If you dig too deeply or if the kilt rides up a little too far, all your wares will be displayed from your families crest.

    Obama’s tartan is only one color; black so in trying to decipher his family’s tartan patterns is a useless task. Black has never been the color of hope or change, represents death, mourning and loss. Which seems to be where our Country is heading, under a leader who’s never been responsible for anything substantial in his whole life that really matters? He’s been a community organizer, and may have help people to sign up to vote, which normally they wouldn’t have and aided a non-profit organization, that makes a profit from special earmarks placed in some Bill by some liberal politician that advertises that they are a Non-governmental organization, ACORN. This community-based organization that advocates for low- and moderate-income families by working on neighborhood safety, voter registration, health care, affordable housing, and other social issues. For an organization that advertises to not be a political entity, they sure do get involved in politics. See, I was always under the impression that signing some up to vote, I’ve always deem as a political move. They have 350,000 members and more than 850 neighborhood chapters in over 100 cities across the United States. So, once again it’s about the words that are used to convey a sentiment or meaning.

    Under the tillage of his mother, step-father and grandparents he learned to adapt to new situations and circumstances. Yet, he wrote a book about the man who was the fertilizer to his mother’s egg. Dreams of My Father was a self-indulgent book, more about him and less about his “birth” father. This man who was his “father” rarely paid much attention to “his” son. So, I’m not sure what dream his talking about. This narcissist, self-indulgent, meandering, self-involved horses ass (my apologies to all horses) seems to at this time in his life has bitten off more than he could chew.

    The man said yesterday “that the fundamental aspects of our economy are basically strong.” Gee, that sounds vaguely familiar. I know I heard somewhere, but I can’t recall where. Oh wait, John McCain said that same thing during his campaign for President. His opponent laughed and mocked him for saying that. When a reporter commented and said John McCain said the same thing and you spent a lot of time ridiculing him over it. What’s the difference between what he said then and what you are saying now? John McCain’s idea of what the fundaments were wide in scope, mine are narrowed in scope. See… words that saying the same thing mean difference things to difference reasons. What I think happened here was the teleprompter was broken and he tried to wing it. The pressure must have been difficult.

  19. Larry another excellent and humorous article that scrapes the layer of cream off the top of the milk, to expose the sour and rancid year old milk hidden underneath. Drink at your own risk.

    Words seem so important to this new administration. They want to gloss over names and titles and replace them with what? Pretty name, names that are the opposite of their purpose? The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plains. Would be deemed by the demented, a racist or bigoted word from the left. Everything we say appears to offend the offenders. Words, words and more stupid words to hide an agenda of an enemy combatant and give it a high polish shine of patent leather and call it “rival opponent”. Is that too negative still? Someone who disagrees with US policies that maybe be too long a title for the liberals to grasp? Good people = Iraqi “Freedom” squads, bad people = US Conservatives, financial responsibility.

    It’s fairly similar to the mainstream media who have issued warning to the lemming staff writers to stop using terms like “Enemy Combatants,” “Islamic Extremist” “Muslim Terrorist” “The War of Terror” these all have been demanded by the imbecilic intolerant, narrow-minded hacks from the east coast, NY Times (going bankrupt), Boston Global (going bankrupt), Philadelphia Inquirer (going bankrupt), Washington Post (down readership), NY Daily News (going bankrupt), Chicago Tribune (going under), Chicago Sun-Times (going bankrupt), Atlanta Journal-Constitution (in financial trouble) to the left coast, Seattle Times (going bankrupt), The Oregonian (in trouble financially), San Francisco Chronicle (going under), San Francisco Herald, San Francisco Examiner (going bankrupt), Los Angeles Daily News (readership down a lot), Los Angeles Times (going bankrupt), Los Angeles Herald Examiner (going under) and San Diego Union-Tribune (financial trouble). All these fine, upstanding journalist (use the word loosely) and the truth sellers of liberalism, and all their fine and arrogant authorships that provided their readers the only “truth” that they know, the “liberal truth” which isn’t remotely close to the real truth. Everything is spun like a Highland Scottish tartan kilts. If you dig too deeply or if the kilt rides up a little too far, all your wares will be displayed from your families crest.

    Obama’s tartan is only one color; black so in trying to decipher his family’s tartan patterns is a useless task. Black has never been the color of hope or change, represents death, mourning and loss. Which seems to be where our Country is heading, under a leader who’s never been responsible for anything substantial in his whole life that really matters? He’s been a community organizer, and may have help people to sign up to vote, which normally they wouldn’t have and aided a non-profit organization, that makes a profit from special earmarks placed in some Bill by some liberal politician that advertises that they are a Non-governmental organization, ACORN. This community-based organization that advocates for low- and moderate-income families by working on neighborhood safety, voter registration, health care, affordable housing, and other social issues. For an organization that advertises to not be a political entity, they sure do get involved in politics. See, I was always under the impression that signing some up to vote, I’ve always deem as a political move. They have 350,000 members and more than 850 neighborhood chapters in over 100 cities across the United States. So, once again it’s about the words that are used to convey a sentiment or meaning.

    Under the tillage of his mother, step-father and grandparents he learned to adapt to new situations and circumstances. Yet, he wrote a book about the man who was the fertilizer to his mother’s egg. Dreams of My Father was a self-indulgent book, more about him and less about his “birth” father. This man who was his “father” rarely paid much attention to “his” son. So, I’m not sure what dream his talking about. This narcissist, self-indulgent, meandering, self-involved horses ass (my apologies to all horses) seems to at this time in his life has bitten off more than he could chew.

    The man said yesterday “that the fundamental aspects of our economy are basically strong.” Gee, that sounds vaguely familiar. I know I heard somewhere, but I can’t recall where. Oh wait, John McCain said that same thing during his campaign for President. His opponent laughed and mocked him for saying that. When a reporter commented and said John McCain said the same thing and you spent a lot of time ridiculing him over it. What’s the difference between what he said then and what you are saying now? John McCain’s idea of what the fundaments were wide in scope, mine are narrowed in scope. See… words that saying the same thing mean difference things to difference reasons. What I think happened here was the teleprompter was broken and he tried to wing it. The pressure must have been difficult.

    Joe said… hey walk among us.

    But if they’re liberals they don’t know where they’re going. Where’s their GPS?

    At this point in the Obama Administration who ever is doing the vetting (during the end of the campaign it was Caroline Kennedy and I guess diving into the deep end of the pool gave her an itch that needed to be scratched). I have no idea who is doing it now, but his two daughters, Malia and Sasha could probably do a better job. They would most likely name the Jonas Brothers or Miley Cyrus, I hear there’s a possibility that Rihanna or her on again, off-again love interest, Chris Brown who would make a great addition to Obama’s security detail. Opps, his male so I guess that would make him unqualified, my bad. But, I hear they pay their taxes, so I guess they would be over qualified for whatever position they were nominate for, too bad girls.

  20. Rayne :

    The question of Obama’s eligibility has yet to be fully answered. Most of the court cases have been summarily dismissed by the district court judges and not allowed to be heard. Most recently, cases in California (a predominantly liberal state) and Hawaii were dismissed this way. I feel that this issue is too important to be decided by one judge alone, and that what we need is a full Congressional investigation and public hearing involving both Republicans and Democrats to decide this issue. Only then will I be able to accept that Obama is truly constitutionally qualified to be President. Military officers have also publicly questioned Obama’s eligibility, and refused to acknowledge him as their Commander in Chief. Clearly, this issue must be resolved as soon as possible. I have sent the letter below to Republican Chairman Michael Steele, I encourage you to either send this letter, or your own, to him–let’s blitz his office and try to get something done here!

    Here is the contact info for the Republican Chairman :

    Office of the Chairman
    Phone: 202-863-8700
    Fax: 202-863-8820
    Email: Chairman@gop.com

    ***************My Letter Below–feel free to use with your name**************

    Chairman Steele :

    There have been several court cases regarding Obama’s eligibility to be President.

    So far, none of these cases have received a full hearing–most being summarily dismissed

    by the district court judge. Most recently, cases in California and Hawaii were dismissed.

    I question these dismissals.

    California is a predominantly liberal state, and Hawaii is obviously part of the coverup for Obama. Is there any way the Republican party can push for an independent Congressional hearing on this matter? Both Republicans and Democrats should be involved in
    determining his eligibility. This would answer the question of eligibility, and allow all points of view to be finally heard, and the merits, or demerits, to be debated fully.

    We, the people, deserve an answer to this question! Already, military officials are refusing to take orders from their Commander in Chief because of this issue–this cannot be allowed to continue, this issue MUST be resolved!

    To date, I have seen no concentrated effort by the Republican party to force Congressional hearings on this issue. Why? You can bet if if was a Republican there would be hearings, and cases would be heard. The liberal bias of most judges is preventing this case from being fairly heard.

    The decision to hear, or not hear, this case should not be made by one judge alone. This case is too important, and too controversial, to be heard by one court alone. I submit to you, that this case requires a full Congressional investigation and public hearing. Only then will I, and many more like myself, be able to accept that Obama truly is qualified to be President.

  21. Larry, what an INCREDIBLE wordsmith! I so look for yours in my e-mails.

    Folks, those of you who own weapons, may wish to take extra care locating a safe and hidden place for them… this guy in charge of Justice is a real threat to the 2nd.

  22. Weapons?
    What weapons?
    I sold all of those years ago…
    😉

    STITCH

  23. Alabama Redneck

    Joe…

    ‘they walk among us.. and they also BREED.

  24. I have no doubt, whatsoever, that as we “speak”, The Fraud is burning the midnight oil trying to figure how he’s going to push this or that mandate into place. Basically, as Rush used to say, “how can I fool ’em, today?” How can he find a crisis to declare that would enable him to declare martial law on the citizenry and seize weapons? Or to seize control of all radio/television stations to “protect” the citizens from “them”. “Them” (to our way of thinking) is Obama and company, of course. Then there are the so-called “emergency shelter” camps being built at abandoned military bases. “Emergency” my butt. The only word we need remember is “camps”. This pretender to the throne has been a busy, busy boy the last coupla months. Let us never fail to keep our eyes wide open, and our ears to the ground continuously.
    z

  25. Well, who the hell taught them that Alabama redneck? Breeding!!! Breeding is an advanced activity and not for the weak minded, which is something they clearly are. So, who gave them the book “An Idiots Guide to mating and breeding. Huh? Raise your hand.

  26. We have an election in less than 2 years fet out the vote, to change course. Donate to the republican candidate in New York, special eledtion coming up soon. Go to a local teaparty and organize and raise hell. Time for constituionalists and conservatives to stand up and shout. The constituion says We the People not we the Congress. Write letters get your friends to write letters, bury the bastards in paper until they quake in their boots fearing for their jobs.. Declare war by writing, enough letters and they begin to fear We the People. SIASL

  27. Arthur Nankervis

    G’day Larry,

    Reading through your article and subsequent posts, I get the idea that the good people of NLTZ are beginning to feel a litle uneasy at the flow of events and statements eminating from Bullshit Castle, Washington. As noticed by a number of perceptive commentators, the words and actions used by the current administration are all too remeniscent of previous times and are a litle bit more than idle scare tactics. The socialist menace is real, it is here with us now and we should all be on our guard.

    It’s a serious subject, and thus, I have interlace my comments with an attempt at humour, just to show that I have not yet retired to the bunker.

    Lets hope we don’t have to call upon Gideon and fight the way of Samson. For me, it would be “Don’t spare the women – have your way with them. The men shall be encarcerated with Barney the Dung Puncher’. And it shall come to pass and The Lord shall be pleased.

    As an aside and in partial explanation of the above:

    Gideon pursued the Midianites and in clearing them from the land of Israel: Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men (and routed the rest). OZ Army rendition: With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men and ‘rooted the rest’. See: http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html under R

    On a more serious note:
    “Or was the power behind last September’s computerized financial Pearl Harbor Russia, or China, or a consortium of Muslim oil billionaires, all of whom might have their own reasons to cripple and permanently weaken the United States by electing Barack Obama?” (Ponte, Newsmax, 11 March 09). I wrote about exactly the same thing on another blog site in early September 08 and was called a “Nut.”

    Not only do I think that the above statement is closer to the truth than many would like to admit, I also believe that Obama and his pals came to power in the same manner and with funds from the same sources. As well, the takeover of the House and the Senate could not have been contrived by the elected dullards – there has to be some smarter beings pulling the strings from outside, who are immeasurably more intelligent and influential than the Democratic National Committee; Pinkos; Poofters; Dunces; local home-grown left wingers; and.fellow travellers.

    Stirling “weapons … take extra care locating a safe and hidden place for them…” You can’t hide em’ cobber. If the government is serious about detecting and confiscating weapons they will not be conducting door-to-door searches, but rather, relying the 5th column who are truly among us as well as Hi-tech, (albeit being over 40 year old now) to find out exactly where you have em’ stashed. I speak of technology that was in use in SVN 40+ years ago i.e.: Planes that have equipment onboard that can detect metal buried at depth. Today, satellites can do the job without you being aware. I doubt that the military would be called in to detect and provide information on ‘burial’ sites (I hope there is something in your constitution that prevents the use of the military), but I’m sure that there would be a lot of liberal nutcases who would would/could employ such devices in a civil capacity. As well, I am sure that there are people making up lists and checking-it-twice.

    Stitch “What weapons? … I sold all of those years ago…” Bomber Ayers & Sam Webb say: “We have ways and means” … “Also, copies of all gun sale records.”

    Rick2 “… seize control …” / “emergency shelter” / “camps” These are words that should trigger alarm bells within us all. We know their purpose and who the intended inmates are. Be ever vigilant!

    Joe / Alabama Redneck “they walk among us.. and they also BREED” … Some through ‘immaculate misconception’

    ‘The best form of defence is offense’ and therefore, we must surround them.

    Larry : Thanks for the reminder to “Keep all of the family members who are mending in your prayers.” My best to you and our ‘walking wounded’.

    Arthur

    .

  28. John,
    Thanks for the info. I will send the letter.
    Rayne

  29. MESSAGE FROM LONDON IN THE ST LOUIS POST-DISPATCH SUGGESTS THAT ROBIN HOOD WAS REAL…I CAN ATTEST TO THAT FACT…HE’S ALIVE AND LIVING IN WASHINGTON D.C. AND CURRENTLY TRYING TO RUN THE UNITED STATES INTO THE GROUND. POLITICIANS ACCOMPANYING OUR PRESIDENT HAVE SUGGESTED THAT OSAMA BIN LADEN IS HARD TO FIND…NO HE ISN’T…OSAMA BIN LADEN…BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA/JOE BIDEN IS IN FACT OSAMA BIN LADEN…FIVE MONTHS TO GO AND COUNTING…

  30. Conservatives, Independents, Moderates, Republicans, and just plain Americans – UNITE!

    Start working, donating, speaking, NOW for the midterm elections.
    Send a message to that knothead in the High-Yellow Crib that his way is the WRONG WAY.
    Restore BALANCE to Congress in 2010.

    Make big WRONG WAY signs (just like on the highways) and take them to every event.

    Tax Day Tea Parties are forming all over the country – get ready, get motivated, get your signs and t-shirts ready, April 15th is 1 month away.

    STITCH!

  31. Georgia Dawg

    Family,
    Obama’s Journey of Hope Medical Breakthrough

    A French doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.

    A German doctor says ‘That’s nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

    The Russian doctor says ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.

    An American doctor, not to be outdone, says ‘You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.’

    ============================

  32. Cracker Barrel

    I don’t have a horse in this race, at my age there is little I have not seen. However, something is fishy here. Do you think that the college records are being kept from the public because there is a reference to the President’s immigration status.
    I think the Supreme Court was wise in not taking us this case. Precipitating a constitutional crisis over the first black president would have has catastrophic consequences on our nation. I do believe that history will prove his grandmother correct in saying he was born in Kenya.

  33. Cracker Barrel

    CORRECTION

    I don’t have a horse in this race, at my age there is little I have not seen. However, something is fishy here. Do you think that the college records are being kept from the public because there is a reference to the President’s immigration status.
    I think the Supreme Court was wise in not taking up this case. Precipitating a constitutional crisis over the first black president would have had catastrophic consequences on our nation. I do believe that history will prove his grandmother correct in saying he was born in Kenya.

  34. Stitch,
    Exactly, my fellow American!!

    I’ve thought this for, God I don’t know how long now, “Conservatives, Independents, Moderates and just plain Americans” who believe in their future liberty and happiness as free citizens must unite in a common grounds in coming together.

    The name of the political affillitation you belong to should matter to no one any longer, there is only one name that all peoples who love freedom and liberty should be thinking of now, and that name is AMERICA!!

  35. Arthur Nankervis,

    Spot on. Thanks for the heads up. I agree with you 100% about the weapons stuff. Civilian resistance will be futile if we must face our own military forces. The only thing you gain when you go up against our soldiers is the ability to “get dead”. Ask the insurgents in Iraq, they’ll happily agree with that assessment. This is the importance of dismantling (via cutting defense budgets) and demoralizing (via “gays in the military”-hint: the Dems could care less about getting “gays” in, it’s all about forcing “real patriots” out. You know the ones that take their oaths to protect the constitution from enemies “foreign” or “domestic” seriously.

    Without a “National Civilian Defense Force” and a great diminishing of our current patriotic armed forces, the Democrat Jihadis will have little ability to (or courage for) disarming the populace. Already the military is questioning whether the current CinC should be obeyed. They know that a true civilian uprising at this point would be successful and would be supported by many in our armed forces thus they will bide their time for now.

    It will probally take a couple of years to alter this balance of power. What they will be doing for now is:

    (1)The open war against the economy will continue and the pace quickened. Watch for a return to high energy prices.
    (2)the legislative dismantling of the constitution will soon gain ground. Specifically: “the fairness doctrine”, “hate crimes”, “assault weapons bans”-ie. Any firearm with a range over 100 yards as per IANSA’s Rebecca Peters.
    (3)a covert war of attrition on the military. All branches, FBI, CIA.
    (4)covert expansion and strengthening of jihadi sleeper cells within the USA. Purpose:to assist NCD forces once in place. ChiComs involved somehow? Probally at least with arms supplies.

    If you think this sounds far fetched please consider Obama’s own words and actions already point in these directions. Fasten your seatbelts folks it’s gonna get interesting. Remember though, God is for us so who can stand against us? “The eyes of the Lord search to and fro in the Earth to strengthen those whose hearts are fully committed to Him”-2 Chron.16:9

  36. Hi Larry,

    The thought occurs to me one could concede there is at least this evidential support for both economic and biological evolution:

    That in between “Liberal” scum and true “Conservative” backbone are a whole lot of “Moderate” jellyfish!

    TTYL Chris.

  37. Sorry. I posted this on the previous NTLZer by mistake.

    I just saw today’s newspaper headline (3/15/09) that said AIG execs were getting $165 million in bonuses, despite the company now having received $170 in “funny money” from the Federalistas. It seems that AIG’s “hands are tied” because it is “contractually obligated.” (The bonuses range from $1,000 to $6.5 million.)

    Woo whee! What kind of executive gets a $1,000 perk? The CEO of the janitors? It looks like everyone there is “on the take”, including the “lowliest of the low.”

    I can hear it now: “Come on, get your free chocolate chip cookies while they are still hot!”

  38. My mistake, again. Of course, I meant $170 million, instead of $170. But, then again , maybe not–if we are talking 170 million Zimbabwean dollars!!

  39. WOW!!! Larry, I agree with you 110%!!! Our Charlatan-In-Chief is so enamoured with his own greatness, that he is bound to fail. Remember, pride preceeds the fall, and BHO has pride in spades. Hopefully this clown will only be a minor footnote in history. Will the adults please come and collect their children???

    P.S. FOX News has been covering the Tea Party Movement. CNN has been too busy underneath BHO’s desk to even notice. Go figure.

  40. Chris,

    Your comment merits the awarding of the NLTZ “scientific chair”.

    There is no adendum, or financial reimbursement, but you can place this lofty positon upon your resume..

    We expect your thesis on the abundant holes in Darwin’s “Wishful thinking”/evolution in time to be submitted to the Nobel committee..

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  41. triviaman,

    Used your comment as the motivation behind “The ABC’s Of AIG” on “the Thought Of The Day”.

    Excellent work as always, my friend.

    Larry

  42. Sister Amy,

    “Will the adults please come and collect their children?” Perfect..

    I believe that that will end up being the Demokratic slogan circa 2012..

    Hope that you are recovering nicely, all of our prayers are with you and yours.

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  43. Cracker Barrel

    He wont release his Harvard transcript because he checked the box that says “Non-US Citizen”.

    Evolution is easy:
    Nothing,
    working on nothing,
    through nothing,
    for nothing,
    begat everything.
    One can only imagine the inner-workings of a brain that thinks this makes sense.

    STITCH!
    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=C128D&view=videos

  44. Let me add one more thing about Obama’s college years. There was a rumor around in the West Florida/Mobile/Biloxi area that Obama didn’t work his way through college. Some wealthy arab paid his tuition bills. Whoever also pressured Harvard to except his application to Law School. Has anyone heard anything like that where you live?

  45. LET’S GET REAL HERE & GO STRAIGHT TO THE SOAP OPERA WHICH CURRENTLY FEATURES THE OBAMARAMA OTHERWISE KNOWN AS CAMELOT II: THE GREAT EXPERIMENT…HOW SOON SHOULD WE EXPECT THE FIRST SHOT TO BE FIRED? SOME RADICAL IS PLOTTING AT THIS VERY MOMENT. WHEN IT HAPPENS I WON’T BE A BIT SURPRISED.

  46. Larry,

    The foot is healing slowly, but surely. I have been in Physical Therapy for about 6 weeks. I have good days and not so good days. As long as the weather is good, my foot feels great. If the weather is bad, then I am in agony. Two weeks ago the weather was cold, cloudy, windy, and stormy, and I was in a ton of pain. I can walk with very little limp and can go up the stairs like a champ. Going down stairs is still a challenge. Thanks all for keeping Bobby and I in your prayers.

    Love,

    Amy

  47. Hey Stitch,

    Your definition of “Evolution” seems to fit for “Obamaland economic theory” as well. It also has, I think, great possibility for being adopted as the new “hypocratic oath” for “Universal Health Care.”

    George Sladek,

    Ques:”How soon before the first shot is fired?”

    Answer:”As soon as BHO stands still long enough for Je$$e to draw a good bead!” (His bullets will be microstamped with the words: I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT! NOT YOU!)

    TTYL Chris

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