Just when you thought that it was safe to pick on the “evil businessmen” or to join the “beat around the Bush” leftist slugs, we have discovered that the imbecilic liberal political hacks are the ones to pick on. You have to be quick though, they specialize in oily evasions and dastardly diversions.
The “words” are flying faster and more fictitiously than they did during the “Obamaramadrama” of 2008 when the beatification process was merely in the planning stages. Now the liberal bottom feeders are trying to feed off of each other like cannibalistic communists.
Just yesterday, Chris Dodd (L-Conn /”con”) was tap dancing for the bearded Bolshevik, Wolf Blitzer. According to CNN’s web site, at 5:56 PM EST, Dodd told CNN that “I added (the) bonus loophole”. That is all good and well, a liberal is taking responsibility for his irresponsibility, we may be getting somewhere.. Let us fast-forward one day. Now according to the Bloomberg web site, Dodd is now tossing the rotting “bonus” corpse back onto the stoop at the White House.
Just as the liberal team mascot was busying himself as a college basketball prognosticator, firmly ensconced within the warm and fuzzy knowledge that dopey Dodd was going to “take one for the totalitarian team”, the plan seemed to be subject to “change”.. The liberals can’t even trust each other so the adage that “there is no honor among thieves” is apparently true.
Soon after Duke basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski, reminded the socialist sham dunker of what his responsibilities should be, (“The economy is something he should focus on, probably more than the brackets..”) Chris Dodd “Kerry’d” the homey team and the ridiculous ride upon the moronic merry go round of Demokratic politics began anew.
Dodd, the Senate Banking Committee Chairman and the most appreciative recipient of the generosity of AIG’s political contributory benevolence, now claims that the Obama administration “asked him to insert a provision” that effectively authorized the now “outrageous” bonuses. Obama now realizes how the “House Financial Services Committee Chairman” (it’s time to play “Name That Goon”.. More later.) feels when provisions are “inserted” by a friend..
The tried and true liberal excuse that works for a ridiculous rookie like Obama also gets trotted out by the wily veterans of the hammer and sickle party.. Dodd said that he did this “without realizing the changes would benefit AIG.” More Obama “change” “inserted” into the middle class.. “I did so at the request of administration officials, who gave no indication that this was in any way related to AIG, I was completely unaware..” Here the liberal juvenile justification of being notoriously naïve is just the socialist’s sempiternal avoidance of personal responsibility. The softies duck responsibility so often, the moronic mallards squawk when they squat..
Saying that “I was completely unaware” in no way excuses his liberal liability, except within the malignant minds of the Lilliputian left. As the Chairman of the Senate Banking Committee, you have an obligation to be “aware”, especially when you are personally involved in the drafting of the “New Steal”.
Then the reports of “anonymous administration sources”, who either crawled out from under the Obama desk or who are just the figments of the fertile “impartial” media’s imaginations, started to filter out. “Obama didn’t insist on the change” they all said “on the condition of anonymity”.. Not believing it. Remember that this is the candidate of “change” regardless of impact.
The solipsistic socialists are left out to dry on this one as no Republicans in the House and only three Quisling Republican Senators “supported the stimulus measure”.
The liberal “revenue reflex” is their apparent cure for their inherent ineptitude. Liberals Max Baucus and Chuckie Schumer have decided to “tax” the bonuses at the 90 percent rate which is the schematic that the Obama caliphate will emulate and inflict upon the “rich”, otherwise known as the “middle class” once this scandalous stink bomb manages to blow over..
Dodd doddered on, “Fortunately, we wrote this amendment in a way that allows the treasury Department to go back and recover the money for taxpayers”.. Great, a liberal loophole to replace a liberal loophole.. “Recover the money for taxpayers”? No, this “revenue” liberally stolen from the middle class will be put back into the mix, that way they can have another spin of the redistributionist roulette wheel in the Offal Office while they all stand about waiting to see who the “next big winner” will be when the Marxist marble drops..
Try to follow this liberal chicanery: the liberal government takes money from us in the form of taxes, gives it to a corporation, the corporation takes part of it and gives prearranged bonuses to a few executives, then the government takes it back from the executives in the form of taxes.. While still delirious from their orchestrated “outrage” of Demokratic diversion, they then conveniently forget to give it back to us.. So many elitist enterprises, so little revenue..
Even useless Schumer sent out an omnivorous organ grinder and a Demokratic dancing monkey to perform for the media, “the Senator supported a provision on the Senate floor that would have prevented these types of bonuses, but he was not on the conference committee that negotiated the final language..” AKA: “It was someone else’s fault”..
Was Schumer “locked out” like the Republicans were? If Schumer was as consumed with concern BEFORE the liberals were caught as he would like you to believe, the simple request from a liberal with as much communist clout as he has would have gotten him the “final language” to parse and peruse. “Final language” that the Obama “Hurry up offense” wanted to obscure. “Final language” that Schumer VOTED FOR.
The Democrats have been “victimized” not only by their own idiotic plan of voting without any scrutiny but they are now hilariously trying to “victimizing” each other. The liberals leaped before they looked because this was their own bill, they wouldn’t sabotage each other, would they? Schumer “trusted” another liberal, which is never a wise thing to do. The next step in this poltroon polka will be everyone going all “Kerry”. Prepare to hear the “Bolshevik bellow”, “I voted for the bonuses before I voted against them!!”
The Chairman of the “House Financial Services Committee”, Barney Frank, (remember, “Name That Goon”? I can name that loon in one note..) the liberals lisping Bernie Madoff said, “I think the time has come to exercise our ownership rights”.. Barney, like all good liberal communists, wants to get his chubby sausage fingers onto another entity in order to properly and sufficiently “Obama” it. AIG is 79.9 percent “owned” by the Federal Reserve Bank so it would appear that Ben Bernanke calls the shots, so Frank can’t “insert” his frank into this campfire.. Frank’s fascist fantasy of putting on his favorite skirt and skipping down to the opening of the first “all gay” bank, the “First Federal Frank and Lust”, will have to wait for a while..
The liberals are actually well practiced when it comes to this ruse because the “bonus bonanza” is also ready to play out at Fannie Mae. The Federal Housing Finance Agency, which took over Fannie Mae last September, authorized over four million dollars in “retention” bonuses for four executives. When liberals like Barney start getting indignant about these “outrageous” bonuses, it is clearly another case of “The lady doth protest too much”..
So as the nation’s Napoleon (Obama’s “first hundred days”, are being lovingly tabulated by the grovelers at CNN, will probably mirror Napoleon’s “Hundred Days” which included Waterloo..) primps himself for a little chin wag with Jay Leno, (Picture: Nero fiddling..) everyone around him is doing the dazed and dizzy dance of Demokratic diversion.
As “entertaining” as the idea might be of hearing Obama bragging about his “accomplishments” with Leno, nothing beats watching the liberals all start jostling for the best position to throw each other under the bus..