Never one to shy away from any discussion of his own personal “pandemic” Tennessee’s Teletubby, Al Gore went to Washington to “plead” for unity relative to the myth of “global warming”. “Unity” when used by the left means, “give in to my way of doing things”. The logical discussion of differences aren’t allowed and are libelously labeled “acrimonious”, for example.. Friday’s “discussion” had all of the “differences” taken out of it by the liberals who understand that were the “other side” allowed to properly participate, the unintellectual game of Jenga, the silly “eco-illogical” cupidity/stupidity of the global warming scam would have been properly displayed and dissected for the world to see.. There is no “transparency” when it comes to progressive pollution..
The “One Man Faux” that is Al Gore “pleaded” his case before the Subcommittee on Energy and the Environment during the fourth day of hearings relative to the “American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009”. (Security?) A last minute substitution had to be made at the demand of the liberals and Newt Gingrich stepped in. The original speaker who prepared for the “event” to counter the “science” of Al Gore was Lord Christopher Monckton, former adviser to Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
In honor of the “environment” and fair play, the liberals told Lord Monckton when his plane landed in America that, in the words of Lord Monckton, “the House Democrats didn’t want Gore humiliated. They are cowards”.. Here the precious “environment” was assaulted by the emissions of an airplane that should never have taken off had the liberals possessed the nerve to tell the Lord before he packed his grip.. Al himself unnecessarily polluted the environment above the clouds with his personal jet and beneath the clouds with his disingenuous diatribe before the liberal Congress..
Henry Waxman (L-CA) a man whose nostrils look like the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel, a man whose nostrils are so big you could look up his nose and see what he is thinking, (two nostril jokes, one liberal..) said that Gingrich was “resorting to the old scare tactics”. When it comes to the “old scare tactics”, a crypto-liberal like Waxman knows them all too well. The “epidemic” of global warming is one great big scare tactic, until we get some snow then it will be the “impending ice age”.. The scarier the liberals make things, the more rights their targets will willing give away in order for the liberal government to “cure” the problem..
Globalony Warming is another opportunity for the left to intercede in the free market and to make demands, which invariably raise the costs of anything and everything involved to the consumers, both directly and indirectly. Clean energy? Build a dozen nuclear power plants. More people have died getting a lift home from Ted Kennedy than have died as a result of nuclear power in the United States..
The megalomaniacal liberals can’t see beyond the shores of America as the brunt of the “problem” lies with both India and China who are consuming vast amounts of fossil fuels in order to manufacture the worlds goods. Close behind are the liberals themselves as Obama himself polluted the atmosphere by burning 9,000 gallons of jet fuel himself with all of his jaunts on Earth Day.. Where are the cries of outrage?
With the liberals: 1) Sick minds stink alike. 2) The sharpest point that any liberal has ever made has been the one atop their head. 3) Lets call them “world crass ass-letes”..
Secretary of Statists Rodham made a trip to Iraq to “reassure” the Iraqis. That is as “reassuring” as having Jack Kevorkian telling you “this will hurt you more than it will me..”
Rodham said that the recent wave of suicide attacks are “a signal that the rejectionists fear that Iraq is going in the right direction”.. “Rejectionists”? The great triangulator can’t even call a terrorist a terrorist.. It is beyond her realm of comprehension that the wave of bombings are just the warm ups for the Rodham/Obama well-advertised “June pull out”. The reason that Iraq is “going in the right direction” is the sole responsibility of the Bush “surge”, not Harry Reid’s imbecile liberal prognostication of April 19, 2007, “This War is lost”..
It is good to see that the Iraqi Prime Minister al-Maliki has learned a few tricks from the American liberals. He has ordered a “task force” to investigate the recent wave of attacks. In the history of liberal destructive politics, there has yet to be a “task force” that has yet to produce anything other than a few thousand more reams of wasted copy paper..
Rodham wanted an “evaluation of what these kinds of rejectionist efforts mean and what can be done to prevent them” from General Raymond Odierno. “Thirty five years of experience” and this type of “rejectionist behavior” seems to baffle the Bolshevik bovine.. Let me take care of your light work for you, General.. “This means you are leaving before the job is done and the terrorists/rejectionists know it because you have told them and if YOU leave we will get back to ‘preventing them’ by killing more of them..” See, I saved all of that “task force” paper, you could put that response on a sticky note and Rodham can stick it where..
The “surge reduced violence levels in Iraq by 70 percent”. If we could have figured out how to distract the cowards of the left, that figure might be at about 98 percent right about now..
Rodham said, “We are committed to Iraq, we are very committed but the nature of our commitment may look somewhat different..” Three “commitments” later, the “somewhat different” part means “it will look more like what everyone is used to from the liberals, retreat..”
All of this “right direction” talk seems odd from someone forwarding the theory of backing out..
Rodham told the Iraqis that “the Obama administration would not abandon their country..” Shortly thereafter, Ms. “We-won’t-abandon-you” was seen handing out copies of the Obama administrations “Operation Mapquest”, otherwise known as “Abandon Iraq” to the American Army’s Generals..
On Saturday, Obama “turned to the rank and file for ideas to curb spending”. It is obvious that this whole “coupon clipping” thing is new to him. His first whack at it generated a whopping 100 million dollars of savings from a multi-trillion dollar boondoggle.. He also managed to find 100 programs that will be “cut or eliminated”. In liberal-ese, “cut or eliminated” translates to “renamed and enhanced”..
“Government has a responsibility to spend the people’s money wisely..” This comes from the “Brown Bernie Madoff”? The “Kommunist Ken Lay?” The progressive Pinocchio gets better and bolder with each passing day..