Just yesterday, stealth liberal David Souter has decided to hang up his communist cloak in order for the King of the Universe to appoint another uber-liberal who will use judicial activism to further erode both the Constitution and the nation under the humorous banner of “judicial independence”. It will be hard to find another liberal who will remain as dedicated to the hammer and sickle party as Souter was, but Obama and his crew of collectivist cronies will certainly give it the “old college try”..
Press Secretary/liberal town crier Robert Gibbs and his supervisor used an “impromptu press briefing” (AKA: dissemination of the socialist “squawking points”..) to announce the retirement of the asinine adjudicator. It seems that Gibbs wasn’t on target with the Democratic diversionary techniques because the brown Bolshevik felt the need to step in and warm himself within the sanctimonious glow of the klieg lights and the glare of the teleprompters..
Obama said that he was looking for a replacement with “a sharp and independent mind”, two qualities that have escaped him to this point in his “political career”.. “He came to the bench with no particular ideology”.. As the “stealth liberal” elected to the Court by George H.W. Bush, he certainly got right down to the business of developing a “particular ideology” as soon as he parked his progressive posterior on the bench..
“He consistently defied labels and resisted absolutes”. The labels that he “defied” were ones similar to “sensible” or “impartial” whereas he marinated himself in the murky malarkey of liberalism earning him the “label” of “unrepentant leftist” and “liberal stooge”.. (Note to Barack: Maybe if Joe Biden resisted “Absolut”, he might not unload so many knee slappers..)
Again Obama tried to be insightful but in doing so, he turned the light of truth upon himself. He claimed that he would appoint someone who will understand the “realities of how the law effects people’s daily lives”. Being that Obama himself doesn’t “understand the realities of how the laws” that he signs “effects people’s everyday lives”, I would hope that he is going to pass the final responsibility for this qualification onto another of his minions who might hopefully be a bit more perceptive..
He wants a Justice (strange title for someone who sits on a liberal Supreme Court..) who “would reflect on people’s hopes and struggles in the process of arriving at legal decisions”.. Never mind any of this cumbersome “law” stuff, or basing your “legal decisions” on the “law”, those books on the shelves of the Justice’s chambers are there just for decoration. Just stay in touch with your feminine side and your spot on the bench will be secured. At least he didn’t claim that their view of “international law” will supercede the Constitution even though the rest of us know that it will..
Obama said that he would consult with “both parties” which means that the phones of the only “relevant Republicans”, Graham, Snowe, Collins and McCain, will be ringing off of the hook. Pence, Tancredo, Hatch and Thune will just have to settle with being “acrimonious” due to their disagreement with The High Priest of Poppycock and his choice for the next Marxist marionette.
Just to make sure that everyone in the press room was paying attention, Obama launched this corker, he wants to find somebody who “shares my respect for constitutional values”.. The thought of the words “constitutional” and ” values” somehow escaping his lips without them spontaneously bursting into flame, is a miracle in and of itself.. Those in possession of all of their faculties are still trying to find: intrude into private businesses in the guise of a “bailout”, providing American tax payer funds to pay for abortions overseas and socializing medical care in this “Constitution” that he superciliously speaks about..
Gibbs, when allowed to speak, said that Obama’s “background as a teacher of constitutional law” will ensure that he is “actively engaged” in discussions.. What that means is that the “activist” will be engaged in the search for a fellow traveler, or in this case, fellow taveler-ette..
Gibbs reinforced that they will be “ensuring diversity in their background and experience”.. That can easily be translated from the liberal lexicon to mean, “we need a broad to keep tabs on Ginsberg when she totters off to the rest room”.. Yep, it is time to find a “gal pal” for the warty old liberal harridan at which time we will be trying to measure the lesser of two weevils..
“Diversity” is liberal code for “interior decorating” where your plumbing is more important than your priorities, your chromosomes are more important than your constitutional recall.. No fellas need apply. Every liberal woman alive will be heading off to Washington in order to give a urine sample for the liberal litmus testing soon to follow.. At least Rodham will know where Billy Bob will be hanging around..
Being that Gibbs is easily confused even by the liberal helpers of the “impartial” media, he has a tendency to repeat himself when his solipsistic synapses lock up.. “The president…will look for a diversity of experience.. but a diversity of experience..” Did he mean a “diversity of thirty five years of political experience”? Will Obama need to place a want ad for Secretary of State?
Gibbs again repeated himself, “the most important thing to him is diversity of experience”. Note that he doesn’t claim that a “diversity of opinion” is important.. “Somebody who has the type of experience to understand how the decisions that he or she might make might effect everyday average Americans”.. Allow me to complete that statement for goofy Gibbs, “unlike the inexperienced President who neither understands nor cares..” Since when has this become a priority in the Obama administration? Those with “experience” weren’t even allowed to look at a trillion-dollar liberal larceny and Obama spends his days giggling at the “effects of his decisions on average everyday Americans.”
The reality is that the likely replacement for Souter will be a wash, (normally a “four letter word to the liberal left..) unless the Obamazombies burn the midnight oil (I’m sorry, temporarily turn on the environmentally sensitive and energy efficient alternative illumination sources..) and find a loon not unlike William Brennan or Thurgood Marshall. (How about Dennis Kucinich..)
Even the simpletons at the LA Times said that Souter’s replacement is “unlikely to alter the ideological balance of the Court”. Back in 1990, the liberal lunatics were so afraid of Souter, certified imbeciles like Kennedy, Kerry and Molly Yard bawled for this “conservative” to be denied a seat. The NOW (National Organization for Wildebeests) and the NAACP held rallies and sent letters of concern..
This bovine braying was all for naught as Souter, with his subscription to “People’s Weekly World” surreptitiously forwarded to his new Washington address, followed the party line like a good Bolshevik Boy Scout.
I can’t wait to see just who the liberals consider to have “a sharp and independent mind”.. After all, these are the folks who think that Al Gore is a scientist, Al Franken is a politician and Keith Olberwomann is a journalist..