It seems that “Leisure Suit Larry” and his “reelection” have stirred the Iranian people to take to the streets. You will pardon me if I feel more than obliged to interject the correlations between that “country” and ours into my “reporting” of this incident.. The strange similarities will be placed within parenthesis and sarcasm should be duly noted and giggled at appropriately..
In “Iran rules out annulment, Tehran crowds gather” (Reuters) we are told of the saga of Mister “I-Need-A-New-Job” and his alleged reelection. Here we read that “Iran’s top legislative body ruled out annulling a disputed presidential poll (Iranian polls seem to be similar to America’s polls related to the Obama “job performance”..) that has prompted the biggest street protests since the 1979 Iranian Revolution.” (Which was enabled by our own little poorly dressed terrorist/pathetic liberal, Dhimmi Carter.)
“Editors note: Reuter’s coverage is now subject to an Iranian ban on foreign media leaving the office to report, film or take pictures in Tehran.” (Here in America, our “impartial” media gets around this road block by setting up shop inside the White House and allowing the Obamazombies to take control of their “impartial” “product”..) (On 06/24/09, ABC “News” will allow their “impartial” reporting to be an idiotic infomercial for the “health care hysteria/fascist takeover volume four” which will be broadcast from the Offal Office..)
“The 12 man Guardian Council said it was ready to re-tally votes in the poll, in which (Doofus) was declared the runaway winner.” (In America, the “re-tally” dog and pony show is only required when the liberals lose. The same voting machines in the same areas utilized by the same numskull voters were apparently okie dokey in 2008 as opposed to 2000 and 2004 when “disenfranchisement” reigned.. Since the “runaway winner” was the “historic” liberal, it was full speed ahead..)
“The powerful Council rejected reformist calls to annul Friday’s election which set off quick moving political turmoil.” (I wonder if this isn’t really about the fact that there are substantial questions about Mahmoud’s birth certificate and his college transcripts??) (About all of this Iranian “turmoil”, Obama has said that “it would not be helpful if the United States was seen by the world as “meddling” in the issue..” “Obama: Iran supreme leader worried about election” (Breitbart). Just as one example of the Obama “One Way Street of Diplomacy”, when it comes to Israel and their fight against and the terrorist troublemakers that surround them, Obama has no qualms whatsoever about “meddling” on behalf of those “troublemakers” until his heart of darkness is content..)
“Obama, who has sought to engage Iran and has asked leadership to “unclench its fist” (Obama and his socialist stooges haven’t yet “unclenched their fist” from the neck of capitalism..) said he was deeply troubled by the post-election violence..” (I will guess that he wasn’t too “deeply troubled” by the violence after some basketball team won a “world championship” in Los Angeles.. This “violence” is more “deeply troubling” due to it being absolutely unnecessary and apparently somehow excusable because of the “ethnicity” of the rioters/revelers.. The Iranians are doing what the apathetic Americans, who were “disenfranchised” by the ACORN illegality and the inner city “vote as often as you can” “fairness” factor, didn’t do in November of 2008..) (Please note as well, 375,000 people showed up the next night in the “City of Champions” to celebrate the Stanley Cup victory of the Pittsburgh Penguins.. No “knuckleheads”, no cars turned over, no fires.. Oh well, different sport, different crowd, I guess..)
One of the Iranian puppets (Here; “progressive puppets”) said to a hastily assembled “crowd” of ticking Ah-mad-inejad “supporters”, “Tehran, where Mousavi won the most votes, did not represent all of Iran..” (The inner cities and the leftist/elitist enclaves DEFINITELY did not represent all of America, yet “that one over there” managed to win..)
“Further protests, especially if they were on the same scale as Monday’s would be a direct challenge to the authorities who have kept a tight grip on dissent..” (This is the equivalent of the “Tea Parties” in relation to the Bolshevik brown shirts and their Obama disinformation campaign where “dissent” with the prevailing liberal caliphate is considered to be “acrimonious” among other unsavory descriptors..)
This dissent comes from the fact that “Ahmadinejad’s truculent foreign policy and populist economics are shaping Iran’s future..” (Dissent here stems from Obama’s passive/flaccid foreign policy and his unpopular economics of socialism which are shaping America’s future demise..)
“Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, supposedly above the political fray, has favored..” (In America, the “Supreme Leader” is personally responsible for the “political fray”..)
An Iranian “Intelligence Minister” Mohseni-Ejel (probably as useful as an Obama “intelligence minister”, or would that be yet another “Czar”?) said that “one wanted to achieve its goal through explosions and terror” (talk about the “pot calling the kettle black”, an Iranian whining about “explosions and terror”?) because allegedly “20 explosive consignments were discovered. They were supported from outside the country.” (This coming from the “Iraqi insurgent enablers” of Iran? The worms who have endorsed and bankrolled the IED’s and the terrorists who plague Iraq?? I certainly HOPE that this did come from “outside the country”. However, I don’t believe this to be true because if it were actually so, it would have been much more “effective”. The exception to that theory would have been if Obama and any of his cohorts had been involved. Think back to Carter’s “Operation Eagle Claw” as your liberal template..)
“Illustrating Iran’s sensitivity to world opinion, authorities on Tuesday banned foreign journalists from leaving their offices to cover the protest.” (In America, this will never be a concern for Obama. The duplicitous marionettes of the media would simply look the other way or “report” about something as “newsworthy” as what a fashion maven Michelle is or what the new Obama dog is named.. The disputatious disagree-ers here in America are categorized as “the minority” or as “acrimonious” when they are condescendingly discussed at all..) (Iran is “sensitive to world opinion?? They are as “sensitive” as North Korea is.. This is just another opportunity to enforce the Obama-esque type of “control” that America has rolled over and allowed..)
“A spokesman for the Guardian Council, which groups clerics and Islamic law experts as a constitutional watchdogs..” (Under Obama, Muslim “clerics and Islamic law experts” serve as “constitutional watchdogs” as well.. They are led by the Supreme Court, which is eagerly awaiting the arrival of “Shemp” Sotomayer..)
“Police have accused “bandits” of setting buses on fire, breaking windows of banks and other buildings and damaging public property..” (The Iranian “officials” just haven’t grasped that this is how everyone in the world “celebrates” the professional basketball championships.. The only other acceptable exceptions for this type of felonious behavior are the followers of Al $harpton.. “Dear Leader” also said, “It would be wrong for me to be silent on what we’ve seen on television that last few days”. No, he wasn’t talking about the idiotic basketball riots..)
The correlations between the Obama government and the Iranian situation were to coincidental and too copious to let pass without comment.. The similarities between the two certainly do not end there and my bringing this information out of the shadows and into the light of day does not end there either..