Just as the participants at the G-8 Summit were being assembled for their group photo, America’s fearless leader Barack Hussein Obama, decided to “channel a Clinton” ala John Edward (the alleged “medium” not the cad, the cad has an “s” at the end of his name.. I almost forgot, the cad believes that he is a medium in the courtroom too!) whilst ogling the posterior of a “seventeen year old junior G-8 delegate”. (“Tail To The Chief” NY Post) Obama may be acting more like Bill Clinton these days but the Clinton that is actually on the progressive payroll has been as illusive and as inconspicuous as Howard “Prozac Poster Boy” Dean..
The ridiculously liberally biased Wikipedia defines the position of “Secretary of State” as follows: “uniquely refers to the official responsible for foreign policy..” It seems that the Obama Secretary of State must be responsible for “having teas and baking cookies” because her passport is about as barren as her resume.. We also learn that “six Secretaries of State became presidents..” (Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, John Quincy Adams, Van Buren and Buchanan.) Wikipedia did not identify how many Secretaries became Houdini-esque disappearing artists while they were still collecting a paycheck courtesy of the taxpayers.. Rodham has thought of herself as a “superhero” for quite some time now and she has finally made it.. She is the “Invisible Woman”.
Just to prove that her unsavory image doesn’t deserve to be on every milk carton in and around the Washington area, the “Punxsatawney Progressive” came out of her hole in the ground, saw her shadow, which means the country will see six more weeks of severe socialism.. Actually, she gave a speech “addressing her department employees and interns..” I would be willing to wager that Ol’ Whitey knows Rodham’s “interns” better than she does.. I think Rodham had better run home and see if Bill is using her copy of “Leaves of Grass” again..
The “excuse” given for the Rodham absence is her “broken elbow”.. Franklin D. Roosevelt managed to serve as Obama socialist template/ President while suffering from polio yet Rodham can’t seem to find the gumption to get out of the house with a sling.. Obama has “visited a total of nine countries without his secretary of state in their less than six months in office..” (“Clinton Nursing Injured Broken Elbow, Hails Foreign Policy Progress at Six-Month Mark” Foxnews) Rodham managed to be allowed off of “double secret probation” just long enough to accompany Obama to the political hotspots of Trinidad and Tobago as well as Egypt..
Rather than blame her “broken elbow”, Rodham should claim to be more concerned about the “environment” and the “deleterious effects of constantly jetting around the world” and she has therefore decided to conduct the business of the Secretary of State from Washington.. This lie at least sounds like something that a liberal would use and her “carbon footprint concerns” would win her some type of award from Al Gore and his moronic minions..
Rodham went on to say that “the administration is patching up strained alliances and striving to influence adversaries to change their behavior..” How she knows of this, she did not say but it is obvious that she has time enough to read a newspaper or three.. For example, Madame Secretary, Obama is “patching up strained alliances” by backing out on the placement of strategic defense missiles in Europe so that he may “patch things up” with the Russians.. He has done such a great job of “influencing adversaries” that Iran is literally glowing in the dark (that is if Iran is still considered to be an “adversary” by the Obama “Hug-a-Thug” crowd..) and North Korea has been shooting off more fireworks than New York City did over the Hudson River on the Fourth of July..
She also “announced” that she will be giving a “major policy speech” to the Council on Foreign Relations next week to “mark, more officially, her first six months in office..” What in the world could she possibly have to talk about? Will she be bragging about her new high score on “Free Cell”? She did more towards the socialization of medicine in 1993 than she has done towards socializing relations internationally in 2009.. On the positive side, her absence from the world of international relations gives her the official title of the “Least Damaging Obama Employee of the Month” for the sixth straight month..
“We are repairing strained alliances, cultivating new partnerships, we’re working to engage and change the behavior of adversaries as part of our global agenda..” Where to begin.. Obama is “repairing strained alliances” with such “allies” as Venezuela and Honduras as he “strains” the alliance that we HAD with the Poles and the Israelis, for example. He is “cultivating new partnerships” with “populist” (a term for “progressive” outside of the United States. See: Socialist, Fascist, Marxist..) fellows like Manuel Zelaya, Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro and this whole “changing the behavior” business only applies to the Israelis, not the Iranians which Obama would consider to be “meddling”.. By the way, Obama’s alleged “global agenda” is ALL ABOUT “meddling”..
The article brings the Rodham rhetoric into its proper perspective. “The administration is grappling with a host of international challenges, not all of which look any closer to being resolved.” You could easily say the exact same thing about the “domestic” challenges that the administration is “grappling” with.. However with the domestic grappling, their “meddling”, more closely resembles “exacerbation” as opposed to “solving”..
Again the article points out the considerable Obama shortcomings. “The administration was recently caught in a difficult spot, having to stick up for leftist Honduran President Manuel Zelaya after he was ousted from office..” “Difficult spot”? It would have been “difficult”, if not downright impossible for the Obama leftists to have NOT stuck up for another progressive populist.. After all, Zelaya did just about the same things in Honduras that Obama and his wrecking crew are doing in the United States so he had better stick up for him..
“Clinton said Friday that the Obama administration is facing very high expectations on the world stage..” The “Target America First” crowd that put him in office were the only ones with HIGH expectations. “It may not be fair, but that’s kind of the way it is..” These are the kinds of deep thoughts that emanate from the Obama Secretary of State.. It is no wonder that they cancelled her Travelocity account.. If this “lead the free world” program appears to be too much for all parties involved, if it all seems so “unfair”, please abdicate the throne and we will try to reassemble the pieces of what was once America while you pack your stuff and blow..
Even though she has been relentlessly working on her needle point, “at least one foreign leader” has told Rodham that “the reason they didn’t make such demands over the past eight years was because we knew we would never get a response..” These alleged “leaders” are of course unnamed for convenience but the only “leaders” getting a “response” from Obama espouse socialism or fascism. These were the “leaders” that didn’t DESERVE a response in the last eight years, now they are welcomed with a RED carpet..
“Clinton added, ‘We don’t have the luxury of being bystanders’” Please allow me to complete that for the Secretary: “..except for me..”
The only “difficult spot” that this administration is “caught in” are the sixty or seventy “difficult spots” of their own making that they will be trying to creatively wiggle out of come 2010.. Don’t forget, “we inherited this mess..” From the perspective of the Secretary of State, with a “record of accomplishment” like the one that Obama is assembling now, I would want to stay home too..