The “lets-stick-our-weenie-in-every-campfire” liberals have now decided to overhaul, or to phrase it more appropriately for the leftists: “takeover”, the Army Field Manual’s interrogation guidelines. In short, the liberals think that the terrorists will “talk” if they lay like spoons with them after a cup of warm cocoa and a viewing of “Fried Green Tomatoes” with the appropriate lighting for the mood. This Swiss watch of an idea will certainly make America safer..
When the “allegations” start flying, the liberals love to spring into action. Desperate at this point to take ANY attention away from their intentional destruction of the economy and their “hope” of destroying health care, Obama is siccing Attorney general Eric Holder over the “alleged prisoner abuse under the Bush administration..” (“Obama Administration Urged to Consider Expanded Interrogation Methods” Fox News) I would prefer that Holder concentrate on the palpable abuse of the American capitalist system and the formerly free market by his boss and his minions..
Representative Pete Hoekstra said “For high-value detainees-it’s a joke.. in theory it sounds great..” This is therefore the perfect embodiment of why the liberals so childishly embraced communism. It too was “a joke.. in theory it sounds great”.. The liberal were just too dumb to see the “joke” that was being played out in places like the Gulag and with the Terror Famines upon the citizens of Russia.. What Pete WON’T say is that the leftists have taken the “or else” out of the equation so the interrogators will glean about as much truthful material from the terrorists as one could have gleaned from an Obama campaign tract in the fall of last year..
“The guidelines are psychological in nature.. good cop-bad cop, the silent treatment and a trick in which interrogators can pretend to be from another country..” The liberals feel that since their cheap psychological ploys have worked so well upon their indentured servants here in America, surely they will work on the uneducated savages that come from the world of terror.. A group that wants to “talk the terrorists to death” also wants to try the “silent treatment”.. If that doesn’t work, everyone gets to play “dress up” and to try to “trick” the terrorists just like the FBI did with Jack Murtha during ABSCAM..
These new “approved techniques” (no one said effective..) prohibit such heinous activities as waterboarding, electric shock, forced nudity, mock executions and other acts..” Now our intrepid interpreters will be using a “rapid fire sequence, repeat questions over and over, try to break the prisoner by focusing on his emotional anxieties or personal fears, change the environment in which the prisoner is being questioned and under very specific circumstances, keep a prisoner separated from others.. I just can’t help but to hearken back to March of 2009 and the quote from Dick Cheney, “He’s making some choices that in my mind will, in fact, raise the risk to the American people to another attack..” (CNN State of the Union)
Listen very carefully to the list.. “..repeat over and over..” (They are going to try to scare you about me.. he has a scary name.. I don’t look like the other Presidents..) “..focusing on emotional anxieties and personal fears..” (Global Warming!! The Impending Ice Age!! Mass starvation!! Genocide!! Pandemic!! Epidemic!!..) All that the liberals have done is photocopy the Democratic Party platform and re-title it the “Army Field interrogation manual”..
Charles Stimson, who worked on the 2006 revision of the Field Manual said “we will be constraining ourselves, inappropriately so, if we confined the CIA to the 19 in the Army Field Manual. Our enemy trains to our protocol, studies our protocol.. They will know how to resist.” Later he says that “lying” should be at the disposal of interrogators. It would only be appropriate that the same technique of “lying” that has been used so effectively by Obama should also be made readily available to those dealing with foreign terrorists. However, I can’t believe that the terrorists are more gullible than the liberal bottom feeders here in America..
Here we learn of the “we know all approach”. “Interrogators are allowed to ‘subtly’ convince a prisoner that they know what he or she knows. This can be complemented by the ‘file and dossier’ approach in which interrogators present a ‘file’ to a prisoner that appears to be much bigger than it really is, by being ‘padded with extra paper’ and other decorations..” Again the liberals are referring to their own polluted playbook for inspiration. The liberals have been operating under the “we know all approach” from time immemorial and they haven’t been doing it “subtly” either. Just ask them, they will tell you that they know everything..
Files “padded with extra paper” so that it is “much bigger than it really is”, full of “other decorations”? This was the election necessity for the empty dossiers of both Obama and Rodham during their ridiculous “shampaigns” of 2008. “Decorations”? Barack was loaded to the gills with Bolshevik bunting in order to convince the nation that a 143 day wonder WASN’T a danger to the nation.. He had so much totalitarian tinsel and grotesque garland on him he stood out like an artificial Christmas tree in July..
The “emotional pride approach is simply when the interrogator flatters the prisoner into cooperating by appealing to his ego..” The “Jethro Bodine Top Secret Double Naught Spy” code name for this “approach” is “the Obama”.. Just because this “approach” would easily sway an egomaniacal simp like Obama doesn’t mean that it would ever work on a knucklehead with a ticking turban, a “magnificent nineteen” backpack and the carcinogenic words of another evil Imam pulsing through his head..
Then we have the “silent approach”.. Here the interrogator says nothing to the source, but looks him squarely in the eye, preferably with a slight smile on his face..” After they have spent hour upon hour “grilling” the terrorist about what their favorite recipes might be, what their favorite musical is or what their favorite flower arrangement might be, they are going to go “silent” on them.. THIS will actually be the moment that the terrorist is waiting for.. What in the world do you have to be afraid of when the liberals want someone like Christopher Lowell to be “interrogating” you?
This will allow the “Obama administration to keep the moral high ground.” The “moral high ground” will be irrelevant if there are camels grazing on the White House lawn. The “moral high ground” may be another of those places where the liberals like to go to “feel good” when they illegally medicate themselves but as relates to the War on Terror, it is but another ACLU diversion and another imaginary piece of their puzzle of progressive perfection.. Whether it is effective or not is irrelevant, the liberals “feel good” about having done it, so all is well..
If the terrorists weren’t such a bunch of bumbling baboons they might notice the red carpet that the liberals Reds are lovingly laying before them..