One of the more endearing qualities of the liberals is their unending megalomania. The last two liberals who managed to acquire the presidency (one with the help of Ross Perot, the other with the help of ACORN) have unquestionably put the “mega” in megalomania. Liberal presidents never seem to go away and ol’ Billy Bob is certainly no exception. With Clinton, his obsession with attention certainly borders upon an illness. Even though we do not know the clinical name for his malaise, lets just call him “Sick Willie” from now on..
The latest buzz surrounding the liberal lyin’ (Why not borrow on Teddy’s alleged moniker?..) involves the CGI or the “Clinton Global Initiative”. Some believe that the “commitments” of his initiative are to “cut carbon dioxide emissions by 60 million tons, treat 34 million people for tropical diseases, give 10 million children better education and provide safe drinking water to three million in Asia..” Wow, and we thought that Obama made ridiculous promises that he has no intention of keeping.. Truth be told, the “Clinton Global Initiative” is actually Billy Bob’s scorecard when it comes to forcing himself upon women from each and every continent on the globe..
In “Bill Clinton basks in role of world savior” (Yahoo News) we read that “The Democratic Party legend basked Tuesday in his unofficial role of world problem solver..” The Democratic “legend” actually created “problems” more often than he solved them. This “legend” is most remembered for saying, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman..” while simultaneously embarrassing the entire nation and the office of the presidency. By the way, he wasn’t speaking about Hillary, he was lying under oath about Monica Lewinsky. The “legend” is and will forever be remembered as the star of “Weeniegate”. Of course, that depends on what the meaning of the word is is..
The room in New York was aglow with the lowest of the liberal elitists, socialist sycophants and Bolshevik boot lickers. All of them were dying to donate money that will be handed over to potentates who will squander the funds on gold toilets for themselves while the pandemics ravaging the denizens of these dungeons rage on.. At best, said potentates will have a wonderful photo op with some grinning liberal but once the liberal’s private jet leaves the landing strip, all of the goodies will be collected and redistributed to the potentate’s progeny.. These realities are irrelevant to the liberals, for they now “feel good” because they believe that they have “done something” which will make their rides back to their gated communities all the easier for them to bear.. Great stars like Matt Damon and Demi Moore added two or three more IQ points to a room already struggling to collectively make it into the double digits. This event was billed as a “four day brain-storming session”. As intellectual storms goes, this one wasn’t even a cloudy day..
Clinton’s self appointed role as “world savior” comes from his amazing “mission” to North Korea to “bring back” two journalists who were sent there by Al Gore. “His wife may be secretary of state, but the 42nd president remains as famous, if not more so..” I disagree. Rodham is famous in her own right. She managed to lose the Demokratic nomination at a time when ANY Demokrat with a pulse and an IQ above room temperature would have won the presidency and she lost it to a complete unknown with 143 days of “experience” in the Senate. Today she is famous for being the real life equivalent to Susan Storm (The Invisible Woman)..
Even the Illinois ignoramus stopped by to try to steal another liberal’s grandiose grab for attention. Obama said of Clinton, “I was vulnerable, just like all of you have been vulnerable, to his charms..” Obama forgets that those who aren’t vulnerable to Clinton’s “charms” ended up getting “charmed” against their will. Just ask Juanita Broaddrick, Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers or Kathleen Willey how charming Billy Bob is.
Aside from Clinton’s alleged initiatives, he still finds time to pop up every once and awhile on the Demokratic squawk shows. On Sunday’s edition of “Meet The Press” where the white-haired lothario repeated probably the single stupidest phrase that his wife has ever uttered in public, other than “I do”.. David Gregory baited the baggy eyed Bolshevik by asking if the vast right wing conspiracy was still there. “Oh, you bet. Sure it is. It’s not as strong as it was but it is as virulent as it ever was..”
“I mean, they are saying things about him (Obama) you know. It’s like when they accused me of murder and all that stuff they did..” I don’t recall anyone accusing Billy Bob of murder but several real-life women accused him of sexual assaults. The “murder” business might be from his wife’s unusual actions before, during and after the Vince Foster suicide.. Same crime family, different felony, Bill..
“It’s not really good for the Republicans and the country, what’s going on now..” What OBAMA has “going on now” is what is “not really good for the country” and the totalitarian collateral damage that OBAMA himself is causing can’t be anything other than good for the Republicans no matter how you slice it.. Obama and his administration can be best described as the “gift that keeps on giving”..
Billy Bob clumsily climbed into his dinghy of denial after being led/baited by Gregory and he immediately floated this howler, “They may be hurting Obama. They can take his numbers down, they can run his opposition up but fundamentally, he and his team have a positive agenda for America..” Define “fundamentally”.. Blame the imaginary vast right wing conspiracy all you want, but no one is doing as good a job of taking his numbers down and running up the opposition as Obama is himself.. When your numbers go down, you lose..
“We need a credible debate about what’s the best way to get to health care coverage..” You have to love Clinton. “Credible debate” within the liberal lexicon means “agree with me or I will eliminate all of your Constitutional rights and call you an –ist of some kind”.. Clinton had a Republican House and Senate, who forced him towards the middle. Therefore he presented the illusion of a moderate, which was somewhat tolerable on the national scene. Obama has a group of grimy enablers in both the House and Senate and the nation has said that enough socialism is enough. There is no one else left to blame for their massive failures but the imaginary and the fictitious.. The hobgoblins of “hope”, the chimeras of “change”.. Their agenda has been implemented virtually unimpeded and the nation is standing up and saying “No more!!”..
Paddling down the denial even further, Clinton was asked if 2010 would mirror his failures of 1994 when the Republicans stormed back, powered by the will of the nation. “There’s no way. The country’s more diverse and more interested in positive action”.. “Diverse” means that the ACORN minorities have become more successful at stuffing inner city ballot boxes, more so than they were when the “first black president” was running for office. “Action” they have given us, however it is anything but “positive”..
“Whatever happens, it’ll be manageable for our president”.. Sorry Billy Bob, but “our president” will be cleaning up “whatever happens” when your president, his communist cabinet and his czars all skulk out of town in 2013. “Whatever” will be left of what was once known as America that can be realistically salvaged and resuscitated, that is the real question..
No one ever seems to hear from G.H.W. Bush or even his son who believe in carrying the tradition of dignity that ex-presidents usually maintain but for some reason we never seem to hear the end of Dhimmi Carter and “Sick Willie”, which means that come 2013 and beyond, we will never hear the end of Obama..