What a week it has been for the “Bowing Bolshevik”, or if you prefer, the “Genuflecting Genius”.. As he was prostrating himself before yet another leader, we have come to find out that the lofty claims of “jobs saved or created” that have been bandied about by the progressive pompom squads have almost all been “created” within the kaleidoscopic minds of the liberal lunatics alone.
Not one to rest upon his laurels, “Obsequious Obama” decided to repeat the embarrassing display that he performed for King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia in April. This time the confused beneficiary of his coquettish clumsiness was the Emperor of Japan. Our “green” president again grovels before those who are at least dignified enough not to point out the totalitarian tyro’s thoughtlessness in public..
Meanwhile back in the contiguous forty-eight, the Communist cure-all that was the “stimulus” bill has been found to be paying out hard earned middle class tax dollars to congressional districts that don’t exist for jobs that don’t exist.. The only thing that is actually “real” within this depressing discovery are the tax dollars that have now disappeared.. This seems totally in line with the Obama nomenclature. Remember that millions of votes were cast on his behalf by people that didn’t exist during his shampaign, so sending money to imaginary districts that don’t exist for imaginary jobs that don’t exist doesn’t seem to be a stretch at all..
This came to light through an article entitled “Jobs ‘Saved or Created’ in Congressional Districts That Don’t Exist” (ABC News). As always, at least one Obama shill bravely steps forward to blame someone else for the haphazard hand over fist handout mentality of the Obama administration. Ed Pound, the un-elected Communications Director of the “Recovery Board” said, “We report what the recipients submit to us. Some recipients clearly don’t know what congressional district they live in..”
The liberals have fostered a dependent mentality within their “recipients” for decades so the “recipients” oversight appears excusable based upon their addictions to the monies of others. The “recipients” were probably programmed in the liberal’s “public school system” as well therefore any and all mathematical mistakes are at least understandable.. However, the liberals are omnipotent and without intellectual peer (just ask them..) so the blame for this oversight falls at their grimy feet. Pound continued on, “Human beings make mistakes..” Yes they do but liberals aren’t human therefore they never make mistakes..
Arizona’s 15th congressional district “created or saved” 30 jobs “with just $761,420 in stimulus spending”.. Oops, Arizona has only eight congressional districts.. $34 million was sent to Arizona’s 86th district to pay the “Navajo Housing Authority”, Obama only missed by 85 districts as this Indian slush fund actually sits in Arizona’s 1st district.. Oklahoma listed 15 jobs costing $19 million in spending in a nonexistent district.. What do you expect from a President who believes that we have “57 states”.. Follow the bouncing Bolshevik ball..
Iowa, $10.6 million, 39 jobs “created” in nonexistent districts.. Connecticut’s 42nd district (nonexistent) “created” 25 jobs without spending ANY stimulus monies. Talladega County Alabama “claimed it had saved or created 5,000 jobs from only $42,000 in government money—which would amount to $8.40 in annual income per job..” Now that is the kind of imaginary recovery that Obama can use to impress his lemmings during the mid term election drive.. The Obama minions are spreading the wealth to the U.S. territories as well with the same amazing and hallucinatory results..
$68.3 and $72.2 million spent in the “1st” congressional district and $8.4 million and 40.3 jobs ‘created’ in the 99th congressional district of the U.S. Virgin Islands”.. “40.3” jobs? Sounds as though Joe “Absolute” Biden has been splitting hairs again.. “1.5 million spent and .3 jobs created in the 69th district and $35 million for 142 jobs in the 99th district of the Northern Mariana Islands.” There must not be much going on in the 69th district for there to be only .3 job “created”, then again, what the hell is being “produced” in the 99th district? Exactly what are the middle class taxpayers getting for these “142 jobs”? Answer, exactly what they are getting for all of the rest of the illusory “jobs created or saved” with the Obama stimulus theft, regardless of the geography involved.. Not to be left out of the scam, Puerto Rico checks in with “291 jobs” costing you and I “$47.7 million”.. Isn’t that all just great news? Too bad NONE of these districts exist..
This information was taken from Obama’s own web site “recovery dot gov” which was “established as part of the stimulus bill to ‘foster greater accountability and transparency’”.. This site, like every Obama adventure has been “well-funded” by the middle class tax payers to the tune of an “$18 million grant” and it “works” about as efficiently and effectively as any other idiotic liberal undertaking that has been tabled by the Obamazombies..
It doesn’t end there. Obama has made “improper payments” to the tune of “$98 billion in fiscal 2009” according to CNBC dot com (“Improper US Government Payments Hit $98 Billion”). This statistic needs further inspection and incision..
Delving into the article we discover that “over half of the mistakes were made in the Medicare and Medicaid programs..55 billion in 2009..” Here’s where it really gets rich.. “..it also showed the need for healthcare reform..” Keep in mind that the Obama government is already involved in the concept of “government provided healthcare”. With both Medicare and Medicaid alone, they have made “improper payments” to the tune of at least 55 billion dollars in less than one year. Now they want to RUN THE WHOLE health care show with their nearly 3,000 page, three trillion dollar health scare debacle that will drag on for at least ten years!
They have already screwed up totaling at least 55 billion, now they want several TRILLION MORE dollars to waste.. Is it possible to imagine just exactly how much more they will squander if they manage to pass this health scare chicanery? How can these buffoons make “health care more affordable” when they can’t even get Medicare and Medicaid straight, programs that have been part of “government run health care” since 1965?
As the House Appropriations Committee demands more “accountability” for the Obama “gross inaccuracies” relative to the stimulus stupidity, Obama wants to “improve transparency and encourage people to play straight” when it comes to the $55 billion that he has already wasted in Medicare and Medicaid.. “Play straight” with Obama? That will be an appropriate request on his part when he begins to “play straight” with the American taxpayer.
Obama as well is worried that “people could lose confidence in the US economy in a double-dip recession..” (“Obama warns on public debt pile” FT dot com). “People” lost confidence the moment the “double-dip” took the oath of office.. Higher taxes, a 10.6 percent drop in housing starts in October and a 10.2 unemployment rate and that is just for starters.. Pray tell what does ANYONE have to be “confident” about especially with a tax raising totalitarian in the White House?
With Obama, all of this “stimulus”, “recovery” and “jobs saved and created” flatulence is nothing more than fascist fantasy and Marxist make believe..