Yesterday the Secretary of Statists came out of her makeshift hovel, saw her copious shadow and we are now going to have three more years of Obama.. Actually Rodham, resplendent in a typically “Russian” red pantsuit, spoke to the press after meeting with the Yemeni Foreign Minister. My “anonymous” sources within the Obama caliphate have surreptitiously passed me a transcript of the conversation that took place between them and I will faithfully pass it in its “unaltered” state on to you.. (For any liberals who may be reading along with their finger right now, this is called “sarcasm”..) (Rodham quotes are taken directly from “Clinton Says U.S. Will Increase Aid to Yemen” fox news)
Lets set the scene.. Yemeni Foreign Minister Abu Bakr al-Qirbi sits patiently on a large couch in the rotunda of the State Department building located in the Foggy Bottom section of Washington. “Al” as he likes to be called, thinks to himself that an area named Foggy Bottom seems to be the perfect location for the Obama White House, not the State Department.. “Al” turns to his interpreter, Abu bu bu Ali al-Muhammed al-Franken, or as he is better known, “Boo Boo”, and says, “Here she comes..” “Boo Boo”, looks up and sees nothing for about thirty seconds when suddenly two large doors open and out strolls the Secretary. “Boo Boo” turns to “Al” amazed and says, “How did you know, I had no idea that you had the psychic powers?” “Al” sardonically says, “She is wearing a corduroy pant suit, I could hear her coming from about two hundred yards away..”
Rodham, surrounded by liberal lackeys and totalitarian toadies, plops down forcefully on another couch facing the Foreign Minister. She immediately begins with, “The Obama administration will provide more counterterror and development aid to Yemen..” “Al” after conferring with “Boo Boo” says, “What do you mean by ‘developmental aid?’” An obviously annoyed Rodham snaps, “The administration is worried about the crisis facing your impoverished country..” “Al” taken aback says, “What has being impoverished have to do with any of this?”
Before the Bolshevik bovine could begin huffing and puffing, “Al” spoke ahead of her.. “Mister Secretary, you like all of your collectivist contemporaries, flounder under the delusion that “terrorism” is somehow motivated by “poverty”. This leads those like you who believe in the handout mentality, those who feel that they have to “buy” or “bribe” their friend so that they will be their friends, to sanctimoniously try to “end poverty” by writing a check or checks suitable for deposit..”
“Terrorism is motivated by an individual depravity that is “enabled and empowered”, as you like to say, by demented imams who prey upon the weak and the defective as well as the personal perversion of the teachings of the Koran by same. The vast majority of the Yemeni population may suffer in poverty, but the overwhelming majority would never consider terrorism. I find it odd that after decades of trying to “end poverty” here in America by the same outdated and ineffective methods, that the liberals haven’t come up with something that might actually succeed if actually “ending” poverty is your goal..”
“Without Yemeni governmental changes, the United States and other donors would balk at sending aid..” After conferring with “Boo Boo”, “Al” leans forward and says, “I understand that the Obama administration has been big on the ‘takeovers’ of American companies and I know that they like to make ‘demands’ with useless ‘timetables’ and such.. Knowing all of that but I was wondering, have the Chinese demanded “governmental changes” from your administration for the trillions of dollars in “aid” that you have asked them for being that they are YOUR largest “donor”?
“Listen Al, the success of this investment depends on Yemen’s ability to make the tough choices necessary to improve the capacity to govern, to reform the economy, to protect human rights, to combat corruption and to create a better environment for business and investment..”
“Al” responded with, “How does one ‘improve the capacity to govern’”? Should we follow your Democratic lead and institute unfettered socialism? What “tough choices” should we be prepared to make? Should we again follow your lead and take over all of our nation’s businesses? How should we ‘reform our economy’”? Should we ‘manufacture’ double digit unemployment and ‘create’ a deficit bigger than any in history as you have? Should we ‘combat corruption’ by placing a gaggle of known tax cheats into our cabinets? How should we ‘create a better environment for business and investment’? Should we portray business owners as ‘evil capitalists’ and then tax any profits that they manage to make while claiming to be ‘reforming the economy’”?
Rodham vomited forth, “Yemen’s government is weak..” “Didn’t your president just get back from campaigning for a political candidate who was running for office in a state that has only sixteen percent registered Republicans? Didn’t the Democratic candidate in that state lose based on the ‘weakness’ of your president, his progressive policies and his inability to get your country to believe in a socialized medicine program that his ego wouldn’t allow to be defeated or delayed? Which country is truly ‘weaker’..”
“This must be accompanied by improvements in people’s lives that will make them less prone to turn to violence..” “Al”, nearly apoplectic said, “Were your nonsensical theory to be true, Mister Secretary, how can you explain multi-million dollar athletes who decapitate their ex-wives and an acquaintance? How do you explain multi-million dollar athletes who shoot their chauffeurs? There is an endless list of those who were successful, those who have ‘improved lives’ who have still perpetrated acts of ‘violence’ and other crimes.. Bin Laden is a multi millionaire. His right hand man is a doctor. The British bombing plot was hatched by doctors.. It’s not a lack of money, it is a lack of morality..”
With that, “Al” and “Boo Boo” stood and “Al” said, “This meeting has accomplished nothing. You will never understand terrorism and what it takes to effectively combat it..” Rodham, assisted to her feet by two servile socialists, straightened her pinko pantsuit and said, “Accomplishing nothing is exactly what I am all about.. Thank you. Show yourselves out. I have to fly off with Bill as he is scheduled to give a speech to Tiger Woods on how to beat being addicted to sex and stuff..” As Rodham waddled perilously towards the doors, “Al” said, “Better yet, keep your cash, you have more problems here in America to try and solve.. We don’t have much oil but we do have a lot of natural gas. We will just raise prices on our American exports..”
We can only wish that that had been how things had transpired.. The sad reality is, Al-Qirib “blamed the lack of reform thus far to a lack of resources” and he even called those he was begging from “donors”.. He also “praised” Obama and his “security team” for “having a greater understanding of the challenges faced by Yemen ‘than the previous administration..’” “A greater understanding” means that the Obama saps and simpletons are more willing to try to “bribe” anyone who says that “change” is in the air..
The Yemenis, whose unemployment rate is only slightly higher than the unemployment rate that Obama has ‘manufactured’ here in America, simply want an infusion of cash so that their decrepit leader can lead tours through his mansion while pointing out to everyone of the gold toilets that “America” kindly paid for.. I am sorry to say that the analogy works because any money given by the benevolent Bolshevik to the Mooselims in Yemen in order to “fight terrorism” is as good as flushed anyway..