No Left Turnz Townhall Meeting

Yesterday, both John W. and Richard said that they would vote for me for president. Lets take the “news” of today and lets suppose that I was asked a question about the deficit and the economy. Lets see exactly what my “exploratory committee” would be in for..

“..As of today, as of this minute, the Obama deficit will cost every man, woman and child $41,300.00.. Tomorrow that amount will be higher. Actually.. The amount just went up as I was speaking. This is the sad reality of allowing the liberals to have the keys to the cash register.

The Obama deficit is as dangerous as the Obama unemployment and both are considerably more dangerous than global warming and the H1N1 hype.. When you find yourself saying that the Obama deficit and the Obama unemployment are the “highest ever” or the “highest in decades”, the time for blowsy talk is over.. The deficit alone isn’t the problem. It’s the double-edged sword of the Obama deficit and the interest accrued. Here is my plan which hasn’t been run past my economic advisers, Dr. Thomas Sowell and Dr. Walter Williams, so this one is on me..

A tourniquet needs to be applied immediately. The challenge appears daunting, but this is America. We survived Pearl Harbor, we survived September 11th, we will survive Obama..

Obama has decided to make everyone in America a “victim”. The only people left out are those here illegally because they are here benefiting from the benevolent ATM machine that liberal politics has created.. As an aside, any ILLEGAL ALIEN who encounters law enforcement will be exported immediately. Amtrack is a government program and where applicable, they will do the hauling. Where Amtrack won’t work, the offending nation will be billed for services rendered and their citizen will delivered as inexpensively as possible, preferably to the nearest UN consulate representing the illegal’s home country..

We have no choice but to look at that $41,300.00 figure and to deal directly with it. The “victims” here in America have to staunch the Bolshevik bleeding. WE will have to pay for the liberal carelessness now or later, but pay for it we must. Every American has been saddled with the Obama deficit and all that it entails. Every American now owes some foreign government, here is what we should do.

We will create the “Rescue America From Liberal Tyranny” fund. Again, thanks to Obama, you owe $41,300.00.. Anyone who commits to pay back the “Obama deficit”, will have the amount that they will need to forfeit “frozen” at the point of participation. For example, if “today is your day”, your “Obama Deficit Burden” is locked in at $41,300.00 and it will never go up. Tomorrow, that number will be higher.. Re-payment benefits are on a sliding scale. Liberal “benefits” penalize the responsible, my benefits “reward responsibility”..

An immediate payoff gets the “Obama Bailout Hero” a FOUR YEAR tax immunity. You will pay no taxes of any kind for four years. No personal property tax, no license taxes, no sales taxes. NONE. You will be issued a conservative EBT card. (End Bolshevik Taxes) No federal, state or local taxes will be collected from you for FOUR YEARS. Just “show your card”.. No IRS, no nonsense, no lie.

You will be allowed to “invest” your reward where YOU see fit. Invest in a 401k, the stock market, a new small business, a vacation, or a new roof. The money belongs to YOU, not the government.

A family of four has been unnecessarily burdened by the Obama Deficit to the tune of over $165,000.00. This is a considerable albatross courtesy of the Demokrats. Paying back the Obama Deficit will be adjusted relative to the size of your family. A family of four or more paying back the Obama Deficit in four years or less is still entitled to the full FOUR YEAR “Freedom” package as well. An ascending and descending scale will be created based upon whether the victim of Obamanomics is single, married, married with children, etc. All of those “Heather has Two Mommies” “families” are all “equal” as far as paying back the Obama Deficit goes.. The LEAST that any Obama victim will be entitled to for “Saving America From Fiscal Fascism” will be ONE YEAR tax free.

We have to begin seriously lowering the Obama Deficit. We certainly need more talented accountants in Washington and less lawyers.. The IRS agents who might otherwise have found themselves furloughed will be responsible for the “Obama Deficit Payoff” funds. We will constantly be negotiating interest rate changes with the nations that hold the nation’s children’s futures in their hands and any concessions that are won will be passed on to the “Obama Deficit Heroes”. Those fully paid will receive an immediate refund and those making longer payments will have their payments reduced accordingly.

Those entitled to a refund can, if they choose, allow it to go towards the Obama Deficit Payoff and they will be afforded additional “tax free” time on their EBT card.. The difference here is that the taxpayer can “choose” this option. This will be removed from the “liberal governmental endangered species” list as no one had such choices under the Obama caliphate..

Obamanomics dictated, literally, that the American family “tighten its belt”. Now the working, tax paying public has the right to say to its government and its representatives, “now its your turn”..

Businesses can also contribute on behalf of their employees who will earn them tax-free status so that they may invest in expansion and the hiring of new employees. I would never demand that Americans “buy American” but we need to see the “Made in America” sticker more frequently. I would certainly hope that Americans would consider “American made” products first as America benefits in a number of ways from a strong and solid manufacturing base. Lets stop bankrolling our enemies..

ALL able-bodied recipients of ANY governmental stipend under the Obama administration will need to justify the taxpayers “investment” in them. The infirm and the elderly will always be taken care of. The liberal entitlement and handout hootenanny days are over.. I am sorry folks, entitlement, what a horrible word.. Americans are “entitled” to what the Constitution guarantees them, the rest comes from the guarantees that always come from hard work and individual effort. I will NEVER guarantee the “equal outcome”, I will guarantee the “equal opportunity”.

The days of rewards for irresponsibility are gone. If it is a financial hardship to raise children without the unlimited assistance of the government, then stop having so many of them. If you cannot afford the house payment that was gifted to you by the “fairness” programs of another liberal from the past, move to a smaller home or move into an apartment. Again, the Constitution does not guarantee anyone a home. There is no “free” anything anymore. Those who need their housing, their groceries, their gas bills, and their cable or satellite bills covered by their neighbors will be punching a time card for forty hours a week for the “Recover From Obamanomics” program. There will be no more of this “jobs Americans won’t do” malarkey any longer.. Those who insist that they “can’t find a job” will have their “Obama benefits and handouts” taxed at a rate of 100 percent..

I see the red light going off again, I knew that I would end up going long on that one..

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30 responses to “No Left Turnz Townhall Meeting

  1. Family,

    Thanks to John W. and to Ricahed for the push on this one.

    Just sat down and banged it out..

    Hope that you all enjoyed it.

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  2. A friend sent me to this website (9-12 Project) regarding a article that was posted. Read it and pass it on, because I think that Charles Krauthammer is correct all points.

    Dr. Charles Krauthammer
    Claim: Message accurately summarizes Charles Krauthammer’s talk at the Center of the American Experiment.

    A friend went to hear Charles Krauthammer. He listened with 25 others in a closed room. What he says here, is NOT 2nd-hand but 1st. You would do well to read and pass this along to EVERYBODY that loves his country. This is VERY serious for the direction of our country. The ramifications are staggering for us & our children.

    To my Friends & Associates:

    Last Monday was a profound evening, hearing Krauthammer speak to the Center for the American Experiment. He is brilliant intellectual, seasoned & articulate. He is forthright and careful in his analysis, and never resorts to emotions or personal insults. He is NOT a fearmonger nor an extremist in his comments and views. He is a fiscal conservative, and has a Pulitzer prize for writing. He is a frequent contributor to Fox News and writes weekly for the Washington Post. The entire room was held spellbound during his talk. I have shared this with many of you and several have asked me to summarize his comments, as we are living in uncharted waters economically and internationally. Even at my table agreed with everything he said! If you feel like forwarding this to those who are open minded and have not ‘drunk the feel free.

    A summary of his comments:

    1. Mr. Obama is a very intellectual, charming individual. He is not to be underestimated. He is a ‘cool customer’ who doesn’t show his emotions. It’s very hard to know what’s ‘behind the mask’. Taking down the Clinton dynasty from a political neophyte was an amazing accomplishment. The Clintons still do not understand what hit them. Obama was in the perfect place at the perfect time.

    2. Obama has political skills comparable to Reagan and Clinton. He has a way of making you think he’s on your side, agreeing with your position, while doing the opposite. Pay no attention to what he SAYS; rather, watch what he DOES!

    3. Obama has a ruthless quest for power. He did not come to Washington to make something out of himself, but rather to change everything, including dismantling capitalism. He can’t be straightforward on his ambitions, as the public would not go along. He has a heavy hand, and wants to ‘level the playing field’ with income redistribution and punishment to the achievers of society. He would like to model the USA to Great Britain or Canada.

    4. His three main goals are to control ENERGY, PUBLIC EDUCATION, & NATIONAL HEALTHCARE by the Federal government. He doesn’t care about the auto or financial services industries, but got them as an early bonus. The cap and trade will add costs to everything and stifle growth. Paying for FREE college education is his goal. Most scary is his healthcare program, because if you make it FREE and add 46,000,000 people to a Medicare-type single-payer system, the costs will go through the roof. The only way to control costs is with massive RATIONING of services, like in Canada. God forbid.

    5. He’s surrounded himself with mostly far-left academic types. No one around him has ever even run a candy store. But they’re going to try and run the auto, financial, banking and other industries. This obviously can’t work in the long run. Obama’s not a socialist; rather he’s a far-left secular progressive bent on nothing short of revolution. He ran as a moderate, but will govern from the hard left. Again, watch what he does, not what he says.

    6. Obama doesn’t really see himself as President of the United States, but more as a ruler over the world. He sees himself above it all, trying to orchestrate & coordinate various countries and their agendas. He sees moral equivalency in all cultures. His apology tour in Germany and England was a prime example of how he sees America, as an imperialist nation that has been arrogant, rather than a great noble nation that has at times made errors. This is the first President ever who has chastised our allies and appeased our enemies!

    7. He’s now handing out goodies. He hopes that the bill (and pain) will not ‘come due’ until after he’s reelected in 2012. He’d like to blame all problems on Bush from the past, and hopefully his successor in the future. He has a huge ego, and believes he is a narcissist.

    8. Republicans are in the wilderness for a while, but will emerge strong. We’re ‘pining’ for another Reagan, but there’ll never be another like him. Krauthammer believes Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty & Bobby Jindahl (except for his terrible speech in February) are the future of the party. Newt Gingrich is brilliant, but has baggage. Sarah Palin is sincere and intelligent, but needs to really be seriously boning up on facts and info if she’s to be a serious candidate in the future. We need to return to the party of lower taxes, smaller government, personal responsibility, strong national defense, and states’ rights.

    9. The current level of spending is irresponsible and outrageous. We’re spending trillions that we don’t have. This could lead to hyper inflation, depression or worse. No country has ever spent themselves into prosperity. The media is giving Obama, Reid and Pelosi a pass because they love their agenda. But eventually the bill will come due and people will realize the huge bailouts didn’t work, nor will the stimulus package . These were trillion-dollar payoffs to Obama’s allies, unions and the Congress to placate the left, so he can get support for #4 above.

    10. The election was over in mid-September when Lehman brothers failed, fear and panic swept in, we had an unpopular President, and the war was grinding on indefinitely without a clear outcome. The people are in pain, and the mantra of ‘change’ caused people to act emotionally. Any Dem would have won this election; it was surprising is was as close as it was.

    11. In 2012, if the unemployment rate is over 10%, Republicans will be swept back into power. If it’s under 8%, the Dems continue to roll. If it’s between it’ll be a dogfight. It’ll all be about the economy.

    I hope this gets you really thinking about what’s happening in Washington and Congress. There’s a left-wing revolution going on, according to Krauthammer, and he encourages us to keep the faith and join the loyal resistance. The work will be hard, but we’re right on most issues and can reclaim our country, before it’s far too late.

    Origins: Dr. Charles Krauthammer is a political commentator and syndicated newspaper columnist whose work earned a Pulitzer Prize for distinguished commentary in 1987. The article quoted above supposedly provides a second-hand accounting of the substance of remarks made regarding President Obama during a 2009 talk at the of the Center of the American Experiment.

    No transcript or recording of Dr. Krauthammer’s remarks on that occasion is available to compare against the above-quoted summary, as “does not disseminate comments made at private events,” so it’s difficult to objectively determine how much of the account conforms to what Krauthammer actually said and how much of the account reflects the subjective viewpoint of its anonymous author. himself said, in a statement posted to the Center of the American Experiment’s web site, that:
    This account is neither accurate nor authoritative. My views on Obama are well known. I’ve explained them in a series of five columns.

    This email is somebody putting his own ideological stamp and spin on my views.

    One giveaway of the superimposition of someone else’s views on mine is the rather amusing use of phrases that I never use. To take just a few examples randomly: “God forbid,” “far left secular progressive,” “this is the first president ever who has chastised our allies and appeased our enemies!” “no country had ever spent themselves into prosperity,” and, the real doozy, “states rights.”

    My views are clearly spelled out in that series of columns and subsequent writings. Anyone who wants to know my views should consult those and not this email.

  3. Larry, you have some great ideas!! I laughed out loud. Nancy and company would have a hissy-fit that I would pay money to see.

  4. T. So would I.

    I have another video that a friend forwarded to me and I think it’s pretty good.

    Here’s the embedded host

    And the link on you tube.

  5. The link didn’t attach is here is is.

  6. Dave, Anaheim, CA

    The first thing we need to go is put an end to all foreign aid. We have our own bills to worry about.
    Secondly we attach all of George Soros’ money,since he has spending it to bring down the United States anyway.
    The DNC will contribute all of their ill-gotten gains.
    The rest of the wealthy Obama supporters will pick up the slack, bringing us back into the black without putting the burden on the only useful people in the country.

  7. Now that is an idea that just might work….if we could find Soros’ money. I’m sure he keeps it well hidden.

  8. Interesting take, great read, what about the unfunded liability of 107 trillion dollars for Social Insecurity and Medicare? This country is finished if people who understand how to create wealth don’t get control, J.C.

  9. EBT=End Bolshevik Taxes…brilliant. I would vote for you. I wish these air heads in Washington thought like you Mr. Wilke.

    Take care,

    Joel

  10. Margaret in CT

    All right, Larry! You have formulated the beginnings of a platform for 2012. In the order of their appearance (not necessarily their importance), and taken directly from your words:

    Any ILLEGAL ALIEN who encounters law enforcement will be exported immediately.

    We will create the “Rescue America From Liberal Tyranny” fund. You will be allowed to “invest” your reward where YOU see fit.

    I will NEVER guarantee the “equal outcome”, I will guarantee the “equal opportunity.”

    There is no “free” anything anymore. Those who need their housing, their groceries, their gas bills, and their cable or satellite bills covered by their neighbors will be punching a time card for forty hours a week for the “Recover From Obamanomics” program.

    You have my vote!

  11. Larry, I’m voting for you! Great platform. How about a deduction in pay for Congress everytime they go over budget. They will have to buy their own healthcare like us and scrap their fat cat pensions. There!

    Eileen, I too have admired Charles Krauthammer for years. He is everything you say.

    I have listened to Walter E. Willliams, the handsome professor for many year also. He has always said the government is STEALING

  12. Michele from NY

    This is brilliant…I am printing it out and handing to everyone I know.

  13. Dave and dancing czars,

    I treid even though I strayed a bit myself to stay onto the lone topic of the defici/economy..

    We all know that there are scads of wastes in Washington. Give me time..

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  14. Joel,

    I appreciate your kind words.

    I wish that they thought of the constituents AFTER the elections end.

    I wish for too much..

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  15. Margaret,

    Since I am an imaginary politician, shouldn’t I be asking for some kind of donation now?

    Great, now I need an accountant..

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  16. Monica,

    Excellent.. I am scribbling notes..

    Now I need a stenographer..

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  17. Michele,

    My favorite constituent for the great state of NY.

    Thanks for your kind words,

    Larry

  18. Family,

    You HAVE to check out the TOTD:

    http://noleftturnztotd.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/what-are-you-doing-tonight/

    Leave your itinerary just for giggles..

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  19. Two thumbs up on this one Larry. Such common sense solutions. Thanks.

  20. And just where do I send presidential campaign contributions to?

    “Equal outcome vs. equal opportunity.” The difference of is so sorely missed by too many of this nation.

  21. Great ideas Larry, but I wouldn’t wish that job to a honest hardworking man, such as yourself. No matter what you do half of the Country would despises you, just for being you, a conservative.

    But, if you insist I think there should be more added to your list. A Bill and an Amendment that details Term Limits for all members of Congress. Senators can only run twice, after changing the terms from 6 years to four years. Giving each member 8 years. Congress will continue to use terms of two years and can only run three times.

    Any member in Congress, who is a millionaire or multimillionaire, will see no paycheck as a government worker. Pay is being based solely on the public’s trust; the public will decide how much a candidate would get by voting at the time of their election. If you like, Mike Pence (R-IN) and the people of the state of Indiana vote him back into office where he will receive the difference between the highest amount and the lowest amount. Wherever the half way point is that will be his salary. That candidate can reject the funds and/or decide not to take the seat/office. Whoever came in second, can accept the seat and the same dollar amount that was offered to the original candidate. Any increase in their pay will be decided by the People and not by Congress.

    Members of Congress need to start paying for their own healthcare, no more free rides on the taxpayer’s dime. I figured removing these two things could save the American taxpayers a whole lot of money. You’re be glad to know that the Congress will get a pay increase on February 1st, Senate will receive approximately $5,000.00 and the House will get an additional $4,300.00. Nice pay increase, huh?

    No more earmarks to payback supporters for their re-election campaigns. If something is legitimate then create a separate Bill and explain the reason why that money is needed, who will benefit from it and how long the money will be needed. They will have to submit for the funds in RFP (Request for Proposal), in writing giving all the details, what government agency supports the proposal, etc. Then a Committee that includes Lawyers (to make sure no state and federal laws are broken or if it violates the US Constitution), a group of taxpayers (make sure its all on the up and up) and the Chairs and minority leaders from the Senate and House Allocation Committee members. The Committee will have more regular members then the lawyers and politicians. The People are the boss. Whatever the Government Agency that supports the Allocation, will be on the hook for the money being allocated to the applicant.

    No more hiring of former Special Interest Groups members and Lobbyist for Congressional Senate and House personnel. To often there is something illegal going on, when a Senator or Congressman/woman hires a former Lobbyist and that Lobbyist then introduces the politician to his/her former clients and then that client helps supports the candidate through donations for election. What in turns creates an earmark in a return gesture because of their political support.

    I’ve been researching the “official” trips these Senator, Congressman and their employees take every year. What I’ve found is quite distributing, so that definitely needs to change. Let’s see Barbara Boxer (D-CA) has taken 18 trips between 2000 to 2009 that cost the taxpayers a whooping $97,975 and has sent her staff on 52 trips at a cost of $170,059. What is also interesting that when she goes on some “business trips” she generally brings her husband instead of a staff member; the placing of ports of call either are some grand exotic or topical paradise, some skiing location or a golf course nearby. She takes her vacation on our dime. Her trip to Paris, France for 7 days came to $12,272.20 to attend a Conference on Islam; or attend a conference for 2 days and spent Sundance, UT for the Sierra Club that cost $2,347.98.

    She’s not alone, many of them do it. The one I found most distributing was junior Senator Evan Bayh, whose been in Office since 1998, he’s been on 45 trips that cost the taxpayers $189,065. One trip to Rome, Italy for one week to attend a non-partisan educational forum titled “Political Islam: Challenges for U.S. Policy.” He brought his wife with him but no staff members and gave the taxpayers the bill of $17,669.40.

    They sometimes stay at the most expensive hotel were the fees for the hotel stay are quite high. That both Barbara and Evan attended this meeting in a topical paradise in Punta Mita, Mexico Total trip was 5 days at $6,462.96, the hotel cost were close to $4,000 for 6 days, 5 nights. Evan, his wife and their 2 children attended a golf tournament in Florida that cost us close to $4,000 for a three days, two night’s stay.

    The question becomes are they purposely choosing the most expensive hotel because they don’t have to pay for it themselves?

    The one that I found rather confusing was Joe Biden. From 2000 to 2009, he had taken 74 trips at $171,724 and sent his staff on 118 trips at $234,074. There was one that stuck out from the group. He appeared on the ABC Sunday news program “This Week” and charged the taxpayers $10,785.00 for appearing on that program. He has done numerous Sunday morning shows where most cost in the low $1,000, or less. So I looked at the backup that was provided and most of the cost came from “transportation.” No hotel stay. The problem is they don’t need to back up the cost or hand in receipt unless they are seeking restitution or reimbursement; it came out of their own pockets. What could have cost so much when the man lives a stones throw from Washington. Did he use Air Force One?

    I have a huge problem with this “elitist behavior” that because of what we do, we should be allowed to take these trips on the taxpayers dime. All three are multimillionaires and if they are going to some location instead of bring family, bring a staff member. If you want the spouses to go, pay that out of your own pocket. They will also have to explain why they needed to attend whatever functions or conferences it was for and how it related to their government position/job.

  22. beyond disgusted

    Like your plan Larry, you’ve got my vote!

  23. Eileen: Again, and Always…THANK YOU SO MUCH for all your input!

  24. Larry,
    We in Kalifornia voted to end all aid to illegals some years ago…the 9th Circuit Court overrode the state’s overwhelming decision. We also voted to end all school and government communication in anything other than English. I don’t have to tell you what hapened there. No coulture has ever withstood the “diversity” plague of a divided language and culture. Will we?
    Dr. dave

  25. Dr. Dave,

    In short, no we won’t, not as we once were, the world’s leaders. The liberals have targeted the “melting pot” and the rancid “salad bowl” is their idea of “progress”.

    Funny that Obama can sneer at the Supreme Court during his teleprompter tirade but there is no mention from Obama about the activism from places like the ninth circuit.

    The left wants ALL immigrants to speak their native tongue in America.

    English is the language of success in America and the last thing that the liberals want is for someone to succeed. Those who succeed have no use for the collectivist cancer of liberalism..

    This at best forces the immigrants into the black market/cash only economy and more often than not, it forces them onto the government dole which is supervised by the liberals where the immigrants remain entangled and ensnared for generations..

    The immigrants flock here because the free taxpayer money is certainly much more than they would have managed back home.

    In both cases, “mission accomplished”.

    Never give in, never give up and never again.

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  26. I just viewed a video on BNN which indicated that it would appear to be the Fed and US Government who is causing the Stock Market rally since last March. This is not on any US Business channel that I know of. The huge investments are done after hours and no one knows where they come from. Very fishy! If anyone has more info could you pass it on?
    What happens then when they pull the plug?

  27. Family,

    Yet another TOTD:

    http://noleftturnztotd.wordpress.com/2010/01/28/i-forgot/

    Thanks as always,

    Larry

  28. Larry, you need an accountant? I’m an accountant… glad to help!

  29. Thanks Larry and glad to be your Muse, although with Obamination in power I doubt I am needed.

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