It goes without saying that those of us with a fully functional mind have seen the profit motivated histrionics of globalony warming as the intellectual perversions that they are. Occasionally, those who might be on the fence relative to this tainted topic get the assistance that they need to see the error of their ways and today it comes from the most unlikely of sources..
Al-Jazeera, the middle east’s answer to CBS, has been given another alleged audio tape from what has lately become the Mooselim’s answer to “Chatty Cathy” for proper dissemination to the asses. It is no mere coincidence that this recent reemergence of the terrorist toad from the caves of Afghanistan and from beneath the rocks in Pakistan has coincided with the placement of the liberal from Illinois into the Slight House.. The most recent topic of his latest simpleminded sermon has to make the liberal subculture cringe. Then again, maybe it doesn’t..
Ol’ Spinach Chin has decided to weigh in on the very topical topic of globalony warming. It is important to note that he is as much of a “scientist” as Al Whore or Obama who both never seem to miss a “profit induced opportunity” to encourage narcoleptic spells in those that they seek to “inform and empower” about this fictional fascism. For that matter, Bin Laden is as much of a “scientist” as the people who actually have the audacity to call themselves global warming or “glaciologist/scientists” in public when it comes time to grovel for grants, Oscars or Nobel Prizes..
Understanding the leftists lust for anyone with an allergy to either straight razors and bar soap, there will be an overwhelming surge in liberal demands that Spinach Chin’s latest missive be entered into any and all of the competitions for those vaunted prizes. Historically, the leftists love interests have gone from the “Seattle Liberation Front” (Funny, with all of the liberals infesting Seattle today, NOW is the time when Seattle needs “liberating”, not the sixties..) to the “Black Panthers” to the Mooselim “freedom fighters” in the Middle East. (as liberal heroine Cindy Sheehan likes to call them..)
You have to remember that liberals of all stripes, or more accurately, yellow streaks, dominate the boards of these organizations. There is literally no way to tabulate all of the grants given to the purveyors of progressive piffle who pass themselves off as professors, doctors and “scientists”. They hide within the walls of virtually every university around the country. They also skulk within the thousands of faceless and nameless buildings in “private industry”, outside of what is laughingly referred to as the “halls of higher learning”.
When someone like Michael Moore receives an Oscar for producing progressive propaganda that would make even Leni Riefenstahl blush you have to place the credibility of the entire organization that recognizes such tripe into question. Add to that the award given to the failed presidential ass-pirant Al Gore and you have sufficiently closed the case. Fiction has long been a staple in Hollywood but when Hollywood begins acknowledging fiction as “scientific fact”, they are falling headlong into the abyss between entertainment and indoctrination. They have given “science fiction” an entirely new meaning..
The Noble Prize committee itself has placed a considerable amount of cash into the grimy hands of various frauds. Yasser Arafat grabbed the dough in 1994. Dhimmi Carter slithered away from the dais in 2002 with a pocket full of greenbacks. Wangari Maathai , the 2004 “winner”, claimed that AIDS was created by western scientists in order to depopulate Africa.. In 2009, our own “Emissary of Embarrassment” was given this now worthless prize for accomplishing absolutely nothing towards the progress of peace anywhere in the world..
This leads us to next year’s Oscar nominee and Nobel Prize winner, Bin Laden. He seems to want the kind of attention that has been lavished upon the Tennessee twit as he wings his way across America polluting the already “endangered” environment with more of his collectivist compost. It looks as though he is tired of living in caves and hovels, he wants digs that are as impressive as the mansions of Al Gore.. Bin Laden wants a carbon footprint the size of those who endlessly travel about saying “all of the right things” which makes their contributions to the depletion of the ozone layer mysteriously acceptable.. Before the liberals throw their “coming out” party for him, a makeover is in order as at least the dirty cloth donut on his head has to go..
He is on the right track towards winning the complete acceptance of the uncivilized society of leftists that pules within America. He is “blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming..” (apnews myway) He also “warns of the dangers of climate change..” If nutbag Chavez can blame capitalism for global warming and if uber-kook Danny Glover can blame global warming as the cause for the Haitian earthquake, why shouldn’t Bin Laden blame America for global warming?
Spinach Chin is just now realizing that the liberals do not require any type of proof for the bogus theories that they believe in, it is the “I stink, therefore I am” corollary.. As long as the target of your ire is either the United States or capitalism, whatever you say is sacrosanct with society’s socialists.
Occasionally, upstart “scientists” become immersed in the hypnotic stench of their own sophistry and they then egomaniacally try to “support” their imaginary theorems with manipulated “fact” or “data”.. When they do so, they are always left with the messy and uncomfortable task of covering up and stifling the contrary evidence that invariably arises in order to keep their personal collection plates brimming with collectivist contributions. Thus the necessity of the birth of “argumentative minimalism” and the reflexive application of it in order to “support” the liberal argument regardless of topic. They quickly learn that merely occupying the “moral high ground” and striking the sufficiently sanctimonious poses while forwarding their monosyllabic “arguments” is all that it needed in order for them to curry the respect and admiration of the crass seperatists..
We see that the news is still making its way to the bearded baboon as he says that the best way to end global warming is to “bring the wheels of the American economy to a halt..” I fully expected Bin Laden to congratulate Obama and his administration of Demokratic disasters as bringing the “wheels of the American economy to a halt” has been his avowed goal since he started running for higher office. Certainly Obama is entitled to some kind of award or prize for creating a double-digit unemployment rate and a nearly fifteen trillion dollar deficit that is all about bringing the economy “to a halt”.. Maybe the poverty-stricken (poverty causes terrorism..) millionaire Bin Laden can create some kind of prize for Obama whose ego is in desperate need of some progressive preening..
Bin Laden wants Mooselims to “stop consuming American products” and to “refrain from using the dollar”.. Again, he can thank Obama for making this request easier to accomplish as the economic fallacies and failures of Obama and Tim “AIG” Geithner have raped the dollar almost beyond recognition.. The Obama unions have all but guaranteed that the idea of “American products” are all but on the endangered species list.. Apparently ALL of the news isn’t getting to Spinach Chin though as China does all of America’s manufacturing..
Global warming certainly isn’t the only crackpot theory that Bin Laden and the American liberals (domesticalis weaselus) have in common.. However, this news definitely confirms the theory that sick minds think alike..