File this in the “driving rules to live by”: if the driver of the car directly in front of you cannot be seen over the headrest, get out of the area as soon as possible..
Another “driving rule to live by”: If the car directly in front of you looks as though it has just left the local demolition derby, get out of the area as soon as possible. This is NOT a case of “false advertising”..
Here is a thought relative to cab drivers: I would like to propose that a new law be drafted whereby each vehicle must display a large magnetic flag on the trunk of said cab denoting the nationality of the driver encapsulated therein. I will be on the lookout for the cabs sporting Old Glory and I will avoid the filthy foreigners who like to regale me with involuntary one hundred decibel samplings of their ethnic “music” and the rest who spend the entire time on cell phones squawking in their foreign tongue and then expecting copious tips for such exemplary service.. The idea of waiting for a cab with Old Glory on it might be as difficult as finding a liberal who DOESN’T smell like the catch of the day at the fish mongers, but I for one am more than willing to wait..
Democratic dipsomaniac Joe Biden said just yesterday that the liberals created over four hundred thousand jobs last month. However, CNBC on 08/19/10 stated that Obama and the Demokrats lost 500,000 jobs last month, which was the highest total for the liberals in nine months.. To boot, over 4.5 million people are still getting jobless “benefits” from the liberals who are to jobs what Jack Kevorkian is to bed side manner.. Eighteen months ago Biden said that the “scam-ulous” would create 3.5 million jobs. In that time, when the liberals have had COMPLETE control of both houses of Congress, 3.3 million more jobs have been decimated by the Demokrats and they are again flirting with their “historic” ten per cent unemployment rate.. When idiots like Obama and Biden get up before a carefully organized audience of liberal lemmings and low-lifes and claim that they have “created or saved” however many jobs, the psychosis of Demokratik denial must be cathartic. When either of them starts pounding out the totalitarian tune on the collectivist calliope, the Marxist marionettes begin to caper and cavort on cue.. This may go along way towards making the liberals “feel good” but what will be painfully obvious to them come November is that EVERY ONE ELSE IN THE NATION is not, or is no longer, mystified by the Marxist meanderings of the liberal “leaders” and their sophomoric socialist song and dance..
Obama shill Valerie Jarrett is at it again. Yet another of these “minority” banks is in trouble and the Obama goons are twisting thumbs and forcing other institutions pony up the cash to “save” this “bank”. Jarrett is in on the deal as she “served on a Chicago civic organization with the director of the bank” (“Leaders Agree to Prop Up Ailing ShoreBank” FoxBusiness 08/20/10) Obama “himself singled out the bank for praise in lending to low-income communities”.. That is certainly a recipe for a successful business.. Mind you, this is the same Jarrett that Obama and Emanuel tried to have “placed” into Obama’s old Senate seat while conspiring and conniving with the “Let’s Make A Deal” Governor Blagojevich of Illinois.. This is the same Jarrett that “managed” a Chicago slum known as “Grove Park” via Habitat, Inc.. This is the same Jarrett that was the “leader” of the embarrassing Chicago Olympics debacle.. Mind you, this is the same Jarrett that along with former employee, Michelle “Call me Jackie” O and David Axelrod, participated in the disgusting practice of “patient dumping” at the University of Chicago Medical Center.. It gets better, “some of the Wall Street firms that have given money have said they’ve received political pressure to contribute..” Sounds like the liberals.. “The bank has made its share of bad bets..” Isn’t this how the whole financial meltdown began? Clinton and Frank insisting on “fairness”, demanding that loans be given to those who shouldn’t have gotten loans at all and they used “pressure” to assure that the firms complied creating the faux Clinton economy that was destined to collapse.. So much for “change”..
On a similar note, “nearly half of the homeowners who are enrolled in the Obama administration’s flagship mortgage relief program have bailed out..” (Fox News 08/21/10) If they actually “owned” their homes there wouldn’t be a need for mortgage assistance now would there? “They (banking industry officials) also have accused the Obama administration of initially pressuring them to sign up borrowers without insisting first on proof of their income..” Sound familiar? Again, so much for “change”..
In keeping with the “Demokratik dance of denial”, Biden again said yesterday that this economy was “inherited”.. If they are going to keep repeating it, I will keep repeating my response. You have “inherited” this from yourselves as you have both continued to pile onto your progressive plates from the pockets of the middle class and as you have pigged out at the socialist smorgasbord.. YOU have had unfettered control of both Hoses since 2006 and you have had a “Supermajority” and the presidency not long thereafter. Obama was actually in the Senate during this time, what did he do to stop what it is that he allegedly “inherited”? He bravely voted “present”.. Black and Red make yellow..
“We are changing the climate of the world..” (“Clinton Invokes Climate Change Debate To Explain Pakistan Floods” Fox News 08/21/10) So says the socialist sow, the Secretary of Statists who has of late decided to play “duck and cover” as the shrapnel from the IED’s laid by the Obama administration have been decapitating those of the liberal political population who have been stupid enough to be caught standing up.. However, Rodham feels that the disaster in Pakistan, where the terrorist queue runs all the way into and through the beautiful and scenic countryside of Afghanistan, is the fault of the vapid and indefinable “climate change”. Just as “institutional racism” replaced the torpid “racism” in order to blur the lines of reality further, when “global warming” was laughed out of the public’s consciousness, “climate change” became the ruse du jour.. They feel that they are “proving their case” for global warming by dancing around the edges and wringing their grimy little hands.. The crafty Rodham said, “there is no direct link” but “I think the predictions of more natural disasters are playing out..” Note the silence from the anti-Americans as OUR “predictions of additional disasters playing out” due to the liberals being in power have been ignored.. “WMO Climate Chief Omar Baddour was quoted as saying ‘it’s too early to ‘point to a human fingerprint’ behind the recent disasters but climate change may be ‘exaggerating the intensity of them’”.. I will go on record as saying that the LIBERALS and their eco-coconspiritors are the ones “exaggerating the intensity” of them..
The perfect liberal has earned nothing yet still believes that he is entitled to everything..
Speaking of boobs, can’t we consider the “wonder bra” to falsie advertising?