Last week the hot rumor was that Bumbling Joe Biden was going to get bounced in favor of the Secretary of Statists in 2012. Now we have Billy Bob way out there (literally..) in New Mexico “campaigning for everybody that helped Hillary run for president”.. (Telegraph co uk) Team Clinton allegedly has its jaundiced eyes set on 2016 but the smart money might be betting that it won’t be that far down the road..
Rodham has to still have the taste of the White House on her progressive palate. “Sharing” the White House with Billy Bob didn’t cut it even though she was altogether too involved in matters, both legal and illegal, that were none of her business and being the lesser part of the “two for the price of one” nonsense wasn’t enough for the collectivist crone. Even more humiliating than her embarrassing public performance after Bill’s progressive pickle was caught embellishing an intern’s frock has to be the complete and utter implosion of her candidacy during 2008 when ANY Democrat would have won the election. When a big eared lifeless teleprompter-reading stiff like Obama wins the presidency when it was yours to take, well there has to be more than just a little bile left in her socialist system..
Oh well, Obama figured why waste “thirty five years of political experience” (yeah right..) and he gave her the vaunted position of Secretary of State. After all, she couldn’t be worse than Madeline Albright could she? Besides being the MOST inappropriately named person in Democratic politics, Albright was probably the only broad in the Clinton White House other than Janet Reno, that Bill didn’t try to grope.. Obama was even kind enough to pay off all of Rodham’s pant suits that she had purchased prior to “suspending” her campaign..
So here we are in 2010 and Rodham has accomplished as much as Secretary of State as she did when Billy Bob was using interns as humidors. Meanwhile, the person who put the biggest political scare into his miniscule political life was put in a position where she cannot “participate in politics”.. Short of leaving office before her term expires, (Rodham has never done anything like that before..) Obama may have sufficiently muzzled the Bolshevik battle-ax but he forgot about Ol Whitey..
The article in the Telegraph was obviously written by someone who has a bro-mance over the “insignificant other”. Clinton is described as “one Democratic figure whose soothing tones can help calm things down. Last week he was in vintage form..” That means that there were probably twenty or so women who left the New Mexico event with their brasseries mysteriously unfastened.. The article forgot to mention that this whirlwind tour was sponsored by both Viagra and Trojan..
“Gone was the red-faced finger-wagging Bill..” That Bill has been replaced by the “red-nosed finger-waging Bill..” The “old” Bill “exploded with anger at being accused of racism by Obama as the Democratic nomination slipped from his wife’s grasp..” Bill was just tired of getting hit with frying pans by Rodham after another day of delivering more boners than Biden on a good day while he was allegedly campaigning FOR her.. This nomination didn’t merely “slip”, it spontaneously combusted..
“Bill, hoarse-voiced but with a glint in his eye..” THAT sounds like the “Old Bill” replete with pockets full of Gap gift certificates and a few copies of “Leaves of Grass” at the ready in case any intrepid groupie wants another crack at playing “Free my Willy” in the back of the limousine while the Secret Service looks away..
The old 2008 GRUDGE is still with Billy Bob and if it is still with him, you had better believe that the progressive pachyderm is still grinding her dentures every night.. “I got out here and I started stirring around and realized that a lot of people were mad and even more confused..” There are two people in particular that I will wager are still piping hot “mad”.. “I didn’t want it on my conscience so I just loaded up and started strolling around..” Wow, he’s still got it..
First of all, you would have a better chance at locating Jimmy Hoffa as opposed to locating anything remotely resembling a “conscience” anywhere near Billy Bob Clinton.. “Conscience” is the equivalent of “Clintonian Kryptonite”.. Such a spontaneous man of leisure, he just “loaded up and strolled around..” When one hears of Clinton “loaded up”, it would have to from yet another refill of his Cialis prescription.. Bill Clinton doesn’t just “stroll around” anywhere, there is no more conniving and calculating person on this entire planet with the possible exception of his Marxist muse..
Do the Clinton’s hold a grudge for very long? Notably absent from this New Mexico socialist soiree was New Mexico’s Governor Bill Richardson. Governor Bill had the temerity to support Obama over Rodham and even that strange cross between a vulture and a human, James Carville called Richardson a “Judas”. Mind you, Billy Bob asked this same Bill Richardson in 1997 to find a spot at the UN for one Monica Lewinsky who was apparently spending too much time bruising her knees under the desk in the Oval Office. Richardson arranged for an interview but Lewinsky declined the generous offer.. Seems Billy Bob’s gravitational pull had her mesmerized.. How quickly the Clinton’s forget those who have covered up for them in the past..
“Bill’s past indiscretions are legendary and their jobs- he is now a globe-trotting philanthropist..” Oops, just one little spelling error in that last, make that “philanderer” NOT “philanthropist”.. “They see each other less often than the average American goes to the dentist..” Based upon eye witness reports, the tableware is always at risk of taking flight no matter how infrequently they get together.. “Yet they remain together..” It’s all a show for political convenience and Bill will be in “payback” mode for all of his previous “pecker-dilloes” for the rest of his life..
All of this rumor and innuendo swirls around these whispers (Please note that “whispers” involving the Clintons always seem to mysteriously end up being published in the media..) involving Rodham and another run at the Democratic nod. The article says shoot for 2016. I say that that is wrong, way wrong..
If Rodham is ever going to do it again, 2012 is the time. If Rodham doesn’t man up, the Democrats will HAVE to give Obama another turn. If by some absolute miracle Obama should win in 2012 while there is a Republican House and Senate, he would gladly take Democratic politics out of contention for the foreseeable future. In 2016, Rodham will have to spend all of her time fighting the correct descriptive of being yet another typical “Obama/Democrat”, just another Democrat personally responsible for America’s demise..
Obama ISN’T a politician. He is a megalomaniac. It’s all about HIM. The future problems of tomorrow’s Democrats are not his concern. He will just plop himself down on the Twinkie Queen’s couch after another scintillating interview with the viragoes over at the “View”.. Another round of golf, another shopping trip for the old lady, the Secret Service stuck with baby sitting his kids and another back yard party with Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers becomes yet another glorious day for this egomaniac, the Democrats be damned..
If Rodham is serious, she needs to step up and to laughingly claim that she wants to stop the bleeding courtesy of the Democrats since 2006. By 2016, the Democratic Party will be as obsolete as the Know Nothings.. As well by 2016, every one of the IED’s interlarded into each of the Obama legislative landmines will have exploded all over the landscape and the shrapnel will seek out each and every Democrat with the nerve to aspire to political office. By 2016, it will be too late..
The idea of a Rodham presidency is probably too late anyway for a myriad of reasons. She IS just another “Democrat” and they all seem to come from the same collectivist cookie cutter. What would she have done any differently than Obama? As just one example, the “Hillary Care” debacle of 1993 literally mirrored the Obama health scare plan from 2010. The alleged “health care” and the related economical euthanasia that you would have gotten from an inexperienced First Lady would have been about the same as the alleged “health care” with its related economical pogrom that we have gotten from an inexperienced community organizer..
All of this alleged “experience” that she has built up from being Secretary of State, what has any of it netted the United States? Has she brokered a peace settlement between Israel and Palestine? Nope. Has she stopped the shenanigans of North Korea, Iran, or even the reemerging Russia? Nope. Has she brought Pakistan and Afghanistan into line? Nope.. The good news is that she HAS figured out how to use Mapquest, she’s now a platinum club member at Holiday Inn and she has her own AAA triptychs..
Rodham could just be like the other Democrats who are actually campaigning for their seats claiming that they DISAGREE with Obama, Pelosi and Reid.. All of that stored up bile could be released, it could be so cathartic.. Obama will keep her as Secretary of State because she has to be quiet.. It’s now or never and what a collectivist carnival it would be.
The article called Billy Bob and Rodham “an unusual couple”.. I will call that the understatement of the decade..