Brazil just did what America did back in 2008. They elected a clown to higher office. Honest..
“Grumpy the Clown” or “Tiririca” in his native Portuguese, won with almost twice as many votes as his nearest contender. Grumpy’s campaign slogan was, “It can’t get any worse” which was chosen over “hope and change” by his Brazilian handlers..
There could be a problem that might disallow Grumpy from taking office. It is alleged that he is illiterate. A Brazilian judge has ordered that Grumpy “demonstrate that he can read and write” (“Brazil tests literacy of clown elected to Congress” Yahoo dot com) Grumpy now “has to prove that he can read and write”..
America’s Tiririca has never been “ordered” to produce or “prove” ANYTHING controversial. Judges here in America have all but ignored the “inconvenient truth” or “annoying details” like college transcripts, birth certificates and other documents which have been conveniently and quickly “sealed” by America’s Tirirca. Shortly thereafter, even inquiring about such documents was ruled illegal in at least one state of the union, the state where the birth certificate being questioned is housed.. It’s hard to believe that Brazil expects more “transparency” from its elected clown than America does..
Francisco Silva, AKA Grumpy, has “attributed the discrepancies to the fact that his wife helped him write his application because he has trouble holding a pen firmly between his thumb and index finger..” The American running mate of America’s Tirirca, known as “Boozer the Clown”, openly mocked their opponent’s “computer literacy” and his inability to type, an “inability” that was caused due to injuries that he received as a prisoner of war.. I will assume that this type of liberal political poison isn’t allowed in Brazil..
It is alleged that “10 percent of Brazilians” are illiterate. America’s Tirirca and his liberal coconspirators in the NEA have also worked diligently towards making at least “10 percent” of America illiterate through their focused destruction of the nation’s public schools. Here in America, this criminal activity isn’t considered a “travesty” at all unless the NEA needs more tax money to be stolen from the middle class in order to line their perverted pockets.. If Tirirca turns out to be illiterate, he can do what the illiterate here in America do. He can become a “rap artist”..
Tirirca’s margin of victory is very important in Brazil where candidates can “pull several allies into office” due to a “proportional representation” system. The collectivist contemporaries of America’s Tirirca just recently discovered that being tethered to him and his polluted progressivism can “pull” several of them into the unemployment line..
Lets hope (and change) that Brazil’s Tirirca will attend sessions of congress in his full makeup and attire, complete with a rubber nose, oversized clown shoes and a bulb horn for squeezing.. That will be the first documented application of “truth in advertising” when it comes to any politician anywhere in the world..