If anyone EVER describes an area of an inner city to you as “eclectic” or “vibrant”, what that really means is “hold onto your purse or your wallet”.. If someone sniffishly adds, “you just can’t handle the pace and excitement of a big city” that means your car has already been broken into as well..
There is something mildly upsetting about climbing into a slimy cab where the dashboard has every emergency light fully lit, the odometer reads well over 400,000 miles and the driver is yelling into a cell phone in some strange dialect.. Yet they still charge you two hundred dollars for a ride to the airport.. We as the “victims” of these swarthy simians and their inability to practice lane control on the highways and the streets should be allowed to demand a discount based on the age of the cab, the drivers expertise in involving us in his personal demolition derby and his inability to speak English.. Mind you, this is BEFORE you get a thorough “BillClintoning” (or as the British might say, “a rodgering”..) by the TSA as you go through “security”..
There are a few things that separate humans from the lower forms of life. The ability to reason, opposable thumbs and the ability to verbally communicate immediately come to mind. Within our contemporary society, the ability to communicate non-verbally has seemingly taken precedence over our alleged ability to verbally communicate. No one NEEDS to talk, all of their non-verbals do the talking for them..
I will admit that the “success” of the public schools at destroying the vocabulary of the unfortunate “students” imprisoned therein and the intellectual laziness of such jejune abstractions as “ebonics” has made the concept of “verbal” communication difficult to say the least.. Even as we recognize these sad realities, so many within our society feel the need to “communicate” with their bumper stickers and their tee shirts..
When one encounters the vehicle owned by a liberal, the “non-verbal” communication is everywhere. We learn that we must “coexist” or that we should “save the whales” or that we should “free Tibet”.. The liberal dedication to the bumper sticker serves two purposes. First it lets everyone know that the liberal aboard has the proper progressive provenance, the sensitive liberal has the required leftist nomenclature in place.. “War is not the answer”.. The “guilty” liberals have covered their “Kerry Edwards” stickers with their “Obama ‘08” stickers.. The truly irretrievable progressive psychopaths have their Obama sticker next to their Kerry sticker.. The second purpose is that the stickers are usually the only things holding their 1978 Toyota Corolla together..
Tee shirts are not the exclusive domain of the liberals but the liberal’s tee shirts always have to convey the same silly messages as their bumper stickers to those who pass but the liberal allergy to laundry soap occasionally makes reading the liberal’s shirt a difficult task.. Getting closer in order to read causes the olfactory senses to also acknowledge the liberal aversion to bar soap.. Most use their tee shirts to convey the fact that they are living vicariously through their apparel and through their vivid imaginations.. We are always reminded that the four hundred pound fellah has “no fear” or that the one hundred pound dude and his “tap out” shirt is some kind of scary cage fighter..
Such non-verbal communication is always worth a giggle or three but keep in mind that even the lowest form of life would NEVER consider advertising their liberalism for the world to see.. Then again, even the lowest form of life would never even consider liberalism as an ethos causing me to redefine the parameters of what is actually the “lowest form of life” in all of this..
Since the “November Drubbing”, the liberals have busied themselves “blaming” their inability to “communicate their message”.. Such numbskullerie might play well with the knuckle draggers of the liberal base but the rest of America sees it for what it is worth. As with Caligula Clinton in 1994, such a public repudiation of leftist destruction is met with the “great deception”, the inevitable and involuntary “move to the center”..
Now Obama is racing to appear to be the one who now wants to “cut taxes”.. His “middle class tax cut” (rim shot please..) includes raising the taxes of those who actually create” the jobs. The reality of Obama’s Depression with its permanent ten percent unemployment should cause someone WITH common sense to want to something, anything to CREATE jobs.. Obama wants to extend unemployment “benefits” to those that he and his liberal friends have unemployed as opposed to allowing them to be employed. With the left, the idea of government dependence is not a part time job, it is a life sentence.. Scratch that, it is actually a death sentence..
I’ve thought about this for a while and I can’t tell if the liberals are too smug to know that they are stupid or if they’re are too stupid to know that they are smug..
Wait just a second.. Now it appears that ALL of the Bush tax cuts will be extended for two years. Maybe some liberals DO learn a lesson.. If I may borrow from Obama, “WE won..”
A Colorado man was just convicted of a Ponzi scheme in which he nabbed $71 million from his victims and he was given a forty-year prison sentence. Just exactly how many years should Obama and company get for their Ponzi scheme which has drained their middle class victims of trillions of their dollars?
“Free internet a civil right for every nappy headed child..” Was this a quote from Don Imus? It’s time for that old racist to finally step down. Enough is enough. No one should ever be calling any black “nappy headed”.. This is an outrage.. How many more times must something like this go on.. Hold on a minute, Don Imus didn’t say that, it came from the FCC Chairman Mignon Clyburn, a black, so no harm, no foul..
Now “Pat” Napolitano wants over 500 Wal Mart stores to have video terminals at the check out counters with the “If you see something, say something” campaign playing on them. They want the public to “identify and report indicators of terrorism”.. If they were really serious about finding terrorists, they would install these terminals in taxi cabs and convenience stores.. Hold on, scratch that, might I suggest that if Homeland Security were REALLY serious about finding “indicators of terrorism”, they would have them installed at EVERY mosque as a point of procedure.. Mosques aren’t “indicators” of terrorism, more often than not, they are “incubators” of terrorism..