The blade of the guillotine is about to finally drop upon the pencil necks of the nation’s few remaining elected liberals and it could not come a moment too soon.. To their “credit”, I will say that they knew back in January of 2009 that they had a very limited window of opportunity when it came to implementing their plan to destroy America. As we quickly approach what I will term the “fascist’s fortnight”, the liberals have decided to do the EXACT same things that got so many of their collectivist contemporaries ousted in November..
For the nation’s consideration is the last opportunity for the liberals to dine at the socialist smorgasbord and they ladling the gravy onto their typical helpings of pork by the bucket full.. Weighing in at nearly two thousand pages, one page for every pound carried by the “Bolshevik Ballonatic” Michael Moore, and tipping the ridiculous redistributionist’s scale at over a TRILLION dollars and nearly seven thousand “ear marks”, this is the perfect progressive swan song..
Back when DESTROYING America was laughingly cast as “saving America” by the liberal lunatics, Obama and his marionettes began the hue and cry that there was “no time” to read any of the obscene bills being fast forwarded, the country needed “action” in order for the Obama team to cure what it was that they “inherited”.. Thus we were witnessed to the devastation caused by the passing of “unread” bill like the “scamulous” and the “bailouts” that went to Obama’s donors, otherwise known as those who “got us into this mess”, if I may CORRECTLY use Obama’s idiotic mantra..
As well, Obama DEMANDED a “lock step” dedication from his starry-eyed liberal contemporaries who were almost all to a man, heaved into the socialist sea last November wearing the same cement overcoats that the liberals have dressed the nation’s middle class in since they took over BOTH Houses in 2006.. I say “to a man” because “Back Door” Barney Frank somehow managed to squeeze his adipose ass back into the House yet again thanks to the “informed” voters of Assachusetts.. After the effects of this Swiss watch of a “plan” failed on every count, here come the liberals one last time with their hats in their hands boldly forwarding the same totalitarian template that has given us “historic” deficits and a permanent ten-percent unemployment, just to name a few of their “benefits”.. Are they too stupid to know that they are smug or are they too smug to know that they are stupid?
The same “pass it, don’t read it” stupidity tossed about when the liberals had a “supermajority” is now causing those tasked with voting on hopefully the LAST of the liberal girly spending sprees to verbally balk at the idea.. According to the article entitled, “Senator: ‘There’s No Way’ To Read Entire Spending Bill” (CNS News 12/16/2010) this HAS to be done “before Congress votes on it late this week.” Again, “time” is allegedly an issue for this mammoth spending extravaganza but I have to ask, is this anything more than the last chance for the liberals to try to spend themselves out of the hole that they have spent themselves (and us) into since 2006?
“The House of Representatives passed a 13- month continuing resolution last week while the Senate is considering the massive omnibus package that combines each of the 13 appropriations bills that normally make their way through Congress..” Please make note that when OBAMA is “driving” the “omnibus”, the middle class will be run over in both directions, coming and going.. Obama “drives” just like “Dead Ted”.. Please note as well that with the liberals and their habitual tax and spend mentality, “13” appears to be EVERYONE’S unlucky number..
It is very interesting to hear how members of the political parties are handling this omnibus bill. Here is what Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama said, “there is ‘no way’ someone could master the full 1,924 page omnibus spending bill before Congress votes on it..” Here are the words of liberal Ben Cardin of Maryland, “I’m literally in the process of reading it. I have not gotten through all of it, I just got another email from my office about another provision they found in there. So we’re still reading it..”
Note the common sense approach taken by Senator Sessions. Then listen to what the liberal has to say.. Cardin is “literally in the process of reading it.” Yet he has the time to read “emails” from his “office” where THEY are reading it.. Sessions sensibly says that this is too much, yet the amazingly intelligent liberals can decipher every iota of this 1,924 page bill using the liberal Evelyn Woods Speed Reading Dynamics cassette tapes handed out to them at the Obama coronation.. (Others received “Mecca Rocks!” prayer rugs for when Obama holds Ramadan “festivities” at the Slight House..) Cardin is just priming the pump so that he can justifiably borrow John “Easter Island statue” Kerry’s idiotic, “I voted for the omnibus before I voted against it” ruse..
Even the liberals are growing weary of this “demand” from the Obama caliphate. Liberal Carl Levin said, “I’m going to read as much of it as I possibly can, if I’m lucky, I’ll read all of it..” “Reading” it and thoroughly “UNDERSTANDING” it are two completely different matters. He’s not voting on naming some obscure stretch of highway after Rosa Parks or Ted Kennedy, this is a vote relative to at least a trillion of the middle classes hard earned dollars.. How many liberals will be brave enough to vote “present”, that which has been ceremoniously renamed to voting “Obama” in the Senate due to his many votes of “present” during his 143-day whirlwind Senatorial “career”?
If you would like to see why the government is in such a state since the liberals have set about purposefully destroying America since 2006, listen to liberal Cardin carry on about reading the bill and then voting on it.. “I will have read through it (before voting on it). When I say, ‘read through it all’-so you understand-if you’ve read legislative language you know that you can read legislative language but to understand it you have to have some analysis done and some time. I will understand everything in this bill. I will have read it, my staff will have read it, we will have analyzed the entire bill before I vote on it..” These intellectual totalitarian Titans are responsible for such boners as “it depends upon what the definition of ‘is’ is..” (Maybe I shouldn’t use the descriptive “boner” when referencing a Bill Clinton mistake.. The again, Bill’s “boners” were his funniest mistakes..) The bottom line, Cardin won’t read a word of it. As soon as Obama tugs the wires attached to Cardin’s head, shoulders, hips and arms, he will dance appropriately and he will do his liberal duty for the Democratic fellow travelers..
Senator Cornyn of Texas said, “We’re in the process of doing that right now, (reading the bill) we’re going through it as others have and discovering a lot of bad stuff in there..” Senator Sessions said that there was “no way Senators could thoroughly examine the bill..” These Republicans have discovered the liberal Achilles heel. Actually “reading” a liberal bill, going over it “thoroughly”, ALWAYS brings about the discovery of “a lot of bad stuff”.. According to the liberals, this must just be the “price” of doing business with them.. Political poison, intellectual Ipecac..
Were Cardin to actually “read” the bill, what would his response be to the nearly seven thousand “ear marks” worth “more than 8 billion” that have thoughtfully been included? If he actually “reads” the bill and since he sniffishly “understands legislative language”, since “we will have analyzed the entire bill” before voting on it, he will have to be endorsing the idea of adding another eight billion in “ear marks”.. (What other kind of marks would an Obama liberal leave?) Anyone “reading” such a bill containing nearly seven thousand “ear marks” would HAVE to notice at least three or four of them, wouldn’t they? As amazingly brilliant as every liberal claims to be, surely they wouldn’t miss all of this unnecessary spending, this burden placed upon the already over-burdened middle class?
This must be the final curtain call for the liberals of the “Lame Duck ” Congress.. Excuse me folks, but the proper term rhymes with “Duck” and it had better be the liberal’s final collectivist curtain call..