Just Absurd

Here is the bad news.. As the Obama “stealth war” rages on, as the price of crude (no pun there, it IS “crude”..) climbs to an amount not seen since 2008 and with prices at the pump doubling under Obama, Wednesday’s Obama speech on energy couldn’t have been timed any better. The even worse news is that this “speech” was as useful as any other speech given by the socialist scaramouche..

Who can remember when the original California Raisin promised that if the liberals won the House, gas prices would be lowered. She even had a “common sense” plan.. If you try to find this “plan” to bring down “skyrocketing gas prices” at her House web site, both press releases from April of 2006 (04/19 and 04/26 respectively) can no longer be found.. It’s just a bit more of the patented “totalitarian transparency” from the left. She probably accidentally deleted both press releases while she was busy “draining the swamp”.. (When the liberals took over both the House and the Senate in 2006, it was simply “restocking the swamp”..)

Obama said that he wants to “cut U.S. oil imports by a third over 10 years..” (Obama calls for deep cuts in U.S. oil imports” Reuters 03/30/2011) This has “eluded his predecessors” and it is seen as “extremely ambitious” by analysts.. I would say that “extremely ambitious” is the diplomatic way of saying that it is “completely unobtainable” or “moronically naive”.. As is always the case, the liberals completely endorse the idea of the “gigantic lie” because it has yet to fail them as far as their constituents are concerned. When someone else calls them on it, they either ignore the question, they change the subject or they blame someone else.. Mind you, when someone else gets around to “calling them out”, the votes have already been counted so the damage has already been done..

“Obama outlined his strategy after spending days explaining the U.S.-led military action in Libya..” Here we go.. This quote should have read, “Obama outlined his strategy after taking days to get around to finally trying to explain the formerly U.S-led military action in Libya..” NATO is now leading this “military action” only after Obama tossed the hot potato to Canada and France. It is not being led by the U.S. and Obama is proud to actually admit such an embarrassing thing in public.. As well, if anyone believes that Obama “spent days explaining” his Libya lark, these days were wasted as no one on the planet has any idea what Obama is doing..

“In a speech that was short on details..” When reporting about any and all Obama speeches, this by law has to be the preamble.. Obama has been “short on details” since he began running for higher office, “inconvenient truths” like birth certificates and college transcripts and so on, so a diversionary speech about energy certainly isn’t going to “change” his liberal leitmotiv..

“There are no quick fixes until we get serious about long term policy for secure, affordable energy..” Obama knows this all too well as his idiotic “quick fixes” of the bailouts, the scamulous and all of the rest of the “unread yet passed” Bolshevik bills have done nothing other than create a permanent ten percent unemployment and they have manufactured “historic” deficits that will probably never be overcome.. There are two crucial words within that last statement, two words that bear further scrutiny.. “Secure” and “affordable”..

“Secure” is the liberal way to say that money for Middle Eastern oil is going into the hands of terrorists either directly or indirectly. There could very well be something to that thought and if Obama weren’t trying to merely appear tough as opposed to actually being tough, we could take over the sandy cesspool of Libya and in about the time that it takes for Billy Bob to violate another woman.. Soon everyone there would be speaking English by law and they would be having a fish fry on every Friday as they begin making plans for the first Christmas in Libya celebration..

“Affordable” is the BIGGEST of all of the liberal lies relative to the energy “crisis” scam. All of the imaginary faux fuels, those made from recycled toilet paper and the like, are inordinately expensive to produce and they don’t provide enough actual “energy” to even rotate a hamster’s wheel.. These “fuels” are ridiculously “funded” by the government and there is a very simple reason for that fact.

If these “fools fuels” really had any possibility of being even the least bit viable, the private sector would have created and implemented them a long time ago for a profit. Capitalists recognize the potential for profit when it is there and they capitalize upon it.. (No wonder this concept is a mystery to the fellow travelers of the left..) This just another of the fake “causes” that the liberals can prop up when they need to deflect attention or when an election looms. The liberals know full well that these phony fuels will NEVER work. That matters not to the left, they just want to appear to be “concerned” and they HAVE to be “moving forward” or “doing something about the problem”..

“Obama said the country must curb dependence on foreign oil..” Just a week ago, Obama while on his latest tax payer funded field trip abroad told Brazil that “the United States wanted to be a good customer for its oil exports..” I believe that it is time for Obama to “curb” his dependence upon puerile progressive platitudes and endless vacations..

When the left invariably starts talking about saving energy, they also toss out “making cars and trucks more efficient..” First off, I will guarantee you that Obama pollutes the environment more than I do by flying off at the taxpayers expense to the world’s sandy beaches as he vacation’s every other day.. As well, he pollutes the environment with his collectivist compost and he soils the ozone with his noxious nostrums..

“More efficient” cars and trucks usually end up having more plastic and Styrofoam as opposed to rubber and steel.. These liberal weenie wagons actually end up being “more efficient” coffins upon impact.. To repair these cardboard coffins is much more expensive too because one need only look at the fenders for them to collapse.. By the way, “more efficient cars” always cost the consumer MORE and that is thanks to the myriad of intrusive liberally inspired manufacturing requirements and the liberals union cuddle buddies..

As if on cue, Obama started crowing about “boosting alternative energy by encouraging biofuels..” The liberals are always “encouraged” when Obama “encourages” biofuels. Obama “encourages” them with our tax dollars and the liberals have used “Washington insider trading” and they themselves have invested heavily in the bogus concept.. Whether it is “efficient” or “economical” does not matter when the government MANDATES such tomfoolery. When the government mandates it, WE pay for it and the left profits from it. Actually, as soon as the government mandates it or becomes involved in it to any degree, it becomes “inefficient” and “wasteful”.. By mandating it, the liberals are all rewarded for their “investments” under the sanctimonious socialist guise of saving the environment.. More liberal lucre for their off shore bank accounts..

As what would HAVE to be a last ditch effort for a liberal, Obama might “include possible fuel taxes to encourage Americans to change their habits..” We all know that a liberal would NEVER consider raising taxes.. For the left to NOT raise taxes would cause them to have to “change their habits”.. What would a liberal do with the taxes raised from fuels? The “crisis” that is the public schools? Medicaid? The lowest class of liberal loafers would again profit from a tax that should have never been collected from their superiors in the first place..

“The American Petroleum Institute, a major oil and gas trade group, said Obama’s message was ‘just absurd’”.. To the American Petroleum Institute I say we simply cannot limit your perception to this “message” alone as it actually applies to each and every speech that Obama has ever given..


15 responses to “Just Absurd

  1. noleftturnz


    Your Friday edition of NLTZ.. Served with hot sauce.

    Thanks as always,


  2. I’m thinking gas prices will double again before this guy gets out of office!!!
    Here is a great article I just came across from Big Government comment!

    Rethinking Sarah Palin For President!!!

  3. If The Obama were really serious about jobs and fuel prices he would endorse domestic drilling, cut the red tape, and reign in the lawsuits. This would provide jobs in the oil industry. Increase in revenue from payroll, royalty, and business taxes and fees. Give us, (U.S.) increased energy independence. Sadly we get platatudes and posturing in stead of progress.
    I read that if all of Alaska’s oil fields were developed they would be the 7th largest oil producer in the world. Drill, Baby Drill.

  4. Habinjaro Hot sauce at that.
    Thanks Larry.

  5. After we kill off the “energy department”, we can build refineries and start drilling. If the EPA croaked, we would have such a flurry of revenue we could whittle down the deficit in probably ten years or less. And Americans could begin policing their individual states. I read somewhere Jospeh Smith was asked how he was able govern all his members, and he said “I teach them correct prinicples and they govern themselves”. I have faith in good men and women to govern themselves and care for our planet. All we need is a chance. We need to be thorough in checking all the crap sent our way from these “collectivist composts”.

    The Tea Party in each state should form a small rotating group tasked with reviewing all the laws and reinterate these laws in laymans terms so we could adjust or repealold useless laws and fine tune current laws. WE THE PEOPLE can and will police ourselves if we are given the chance. All we need do is get out from under big brother and turn to the Constitution for guidance. I do believe it is an inspired document.

  6. Great thoughts and ideas there Richard!!! This site I just discovered gives reasons why and how Sarah Palin can and should be our next President…

    The Poll Insider

  7. More bumper stickers
    “Solar-Fools Fuel”

  8. Remember well “Nano-Wit” proclaiming falling gas prices in, “If you elect us gas prices will go down.” Along with her Ya Ya sisters Babs Boxer and Di Feinstein and of course let’s not forget hairless “Rat” Reid, that didn’t happen. No matter to the Botox Bozo who later announced, “You don’t need God, you have us Democrats.” It’s nice to think that God has His own “federal reserves” of oil in order to heat hell long enough to toast these progressive prostitutes forever.

    While trouble anywhere in the middle-easteren countries will automatically raise gas prices here, I think that we are more of a victim of propaganda more than actual decline in oil imports. It is a known fact that we import the greatest percentage of our crude oil from Canada, followed closely by Mexico. Saudia Arabia ranks third in importing oil but that percentage is considerable behind both prior countries.
    Not to mention Obummer’s “no drill” policy now in effect. He would rather jeaprodize our country’s welfare by tapping the national reserve mean’t for emergency defense.

    The world ain’t no community and you ain’t gonna organize it so that “hopey changey” thing is looking more like “dopey excusey” every day you sit in that Office, O’ bummer

  9. “In God We Trust” – in Obama, we don’t, we won’t, and we can’t.

    Random thoughts:
    Ethanol costs more than what it is worth, and has resulted in increased costs of everything. The oil companies get a subsidy of approx. 45 cents per gal.
    Where is the logic behind this ?

    Since Obama wants us to pursue alternate fuels,and since we can’t drill , what will he do with the oil that is left underground after we start using the alternate fuels? Wouldn’t it be somewhat ‘useless’ at that point? Therefore, why not use it NOW , instead of letting it remain ‘useless’ underground ??

  10. I read a few minutes ago that the London price for oil closed today at over $117 a barrel!

  11. God Blessed this nation with an abundant suppy of natural resources one which is crude oil, for us not to use it really is an insult to our Creator. This is like having money in the bank and still borrowing from a loan shark at 75% interest to pay the monthly rent. And the Libtards wonder why we are becoming a world wide joke. But I refuse to let this crap creep into my weekend enjoyment of the Final Four and Opening Weekend to Baseball. I am going to throw some red meat on the grill and pop a cold one. This BS aint going no where it will still be here on Monday. Meanwhile, Play Ball!!

  12. Also consider this folks: ethanol is made from corn. Close to 40% of our total corn crop goes to creating ethanol which does nothing to help the environment and speeds up the deterioration of the engines of our cars. Worse it has caused food shortages and driven up the costs of food at the grocery stores. How much untold suffering can be laid at the door of the Progressives? The roll of victims would make those of Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot look like a bunch of wannabes.

  13. I don’t know if any of you have seen this, but I’d vote for a canidate with this platform:

    There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty:
    soap, ballot, jury, and ammo.
    Please use in that order.

    Bill Cosby has a great way of “distilling” things.
    Looks like he’s done it again!



    (1). Any use of the phrase: ‘Press 1 for English’ is immediately BANNED!!! English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.
    (2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we’ll do no exports. We will use the ‘Wal-Mart ‘s policy,
    ‘If we ain’t got it, you don’t need it.’ We’ll make it here and sell it here!
    (3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.
    (4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTH BOUND aliens.
    (5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn’t put nuttin in, you AIN’T getting nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.
    (6). Welfare. — Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.
    (7). Professional Athletes — Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you’re banned from sports … for life.
    (8). Crime — We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. No more ‘life sentences’. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
    (9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the EXACT price of a barrel of oil.
    (10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we’ll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it’s a worthy cause.
    (11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said EVERY day at school and every day in CONGRESS.
    (12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
    My apology is offered if I’ve stepped on anyone’s toes …. nevertheless…..

    Sincerely, Bill Cosby

  14. If that’s really Mister Cosby’s platform, that’s hope and change I could believe in.

  15. There is an Ethanol plant on the Colorado/ Kansas border that was shut down recently and I heard that the reason was it has lowered the water level in the aquafer. It had dropped so low that they didn’t have water for irrigating the crops. Way to go.

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