A few days ago, a “thought” passed through my fingers entitled, “Sad Or Happy”. Within those paragraphs of sarcasm and information (not necessarily in that order..) I postulated that Dhimmi Carter had to be the happiest person around. I believe that I need to rethink that thought..
It would seem that the left was intent upon pushing the self-destruct button, not only of the Democratic Party, but of the nation as well, back in 2008.. “History” has proven that they chose the worst possible candidate whom then went on to become the worst president ever. (The question becomes, was this particular “historic” banner the one that they intentionally wanted to unfurl?) (It took quite a lot of concentration for OWEbama to pass the formerly “happiest person in the world”..) The task then became to choose a running mate for the unknown usurper. The perfect addition to the collectivist couple had to be the Democratic dipsomaniac, Joe “Stoli” Biden.
Enter the newest candidate for the “happiest man in the world”.
Biden has had an ample history of inserting both his foot into his mouth and his cranium into his anus. Any “normal” politician, liberal or otherwise, who has made such a career of verbal stupidity would next be heard saying, “would you like to super size that order?” Even the total anonymity that normally comes with the vice presidency hasn’t stopped Biden from being… Biden..
The liberals are proving that they have an emerging sense of humor as they just sent Biden to China for reasons that escape me. The results were typically “Biden-esque”..
Here is Biden paying homage to the idea of brevity.. “And so language, the ability not only to master the ability to put your ideas into words succinctly on a platform to communicate ideas to your own people, it is even more impressive when you have the capacity to do that and communicate your ideas, especially as future business and political and moral leaders of the world in the language of the people to whom you are speaking..” I am going to assume that OWEbama’s addiction to the teleprompter hasn’t sunk in with Biden and as well, his improvisational imbecility in this most recent case probably caused his Chinese translator to be executed moments after Biden left the podium..
Biden felt compelled to pay tribute to one “Zhu De” calling this “illustrious” Chinese alumnus, a “founding father of the republic” and to boot, Biden tossed in, “Zhu De was one of the most illustrious figures in recent Chinese history”.. (CNS News) According to Terry Jeffrey, “Zhu De, in fact, was the commander of the People’s Liberation Army and a full partner with Chairman Mao in transforming the world’s most populous nation into a communist dictatorship..” Based upon Biden’s assessment of “illustrious” figures and their abilities to implement communist dictatorships, Biden must believe that OWEbama is both “illustrious” and a “founding father of the republic” here in America..
Biden was stumped trying to “explain the greatness of America and our people..” “It’s hard to explain what an American is..” Here Biden is a “victim” of the liberal “Destroy EVERYTHING American” pogrom. The liberal success at implementing the “multicultural” concept of hyphenated Americans, of ending every tradition that America USED to believe in and then portraying these traditions as “vile and hateful, exclusionary” has worked its magic upon Biden’s simple but alcohol soaked mind. Can you imagine Dick Cheney having trouble with this question?
As if enough damage hadn’t been done, Biden continued on with this show stopper, “your policy has been one which I fully understand-I’m not second guessing-of one child per family..”
OWEbama’s own State Department said that this program, given the okie-dokey by Biden, “in some cases resulted in forced abortion or forced sterilization..” It is therefore logical that Biden as a liberal would approve of “forced” abortions, this would fit well with the abortions the liberals approve of right up to the moment of birth. Biden’s alleged “Roman Catholic” beliefs and their “rulebook” have an altogether different take on this whole “abortion” thing but if you are an important enough politician, your “beliefs” outside of the pew are excusable on Sunday morning, right?
Since most of the lunatic liberals still hold fantasies about nebulous “population explosions”, (not unlike their Globaloney Warming fallacies..) fictions that they have been childishly revamping and repeating for decades, “forced sterilization” would help with the liberals “Mengele Mantras” that go along with such stupidity.. Make note that I said that this was “logical” based upon Biden being a liberal, I didn’t say that it was “ethical” or “humane” as these descriptors are never applied to liberals by ANYONE other than by liberals themselves..
“It also caused the selective annihilation of baby girls..” Shouldn’t this information have the bearded feminists howling and wailing as they sport their overalls, flannel shirts and crew cuts? This seems to be a pogrom directed exclusively at females and this news is accompanied by the sounds of crickets from the feminist’s liberal lairs.. One comes to expect such hypocrisy from the same hirsute harridans that not only ignores the rampant violence directed at Mooselim women by their smelly husbands, they ignored the proven charges against Arkansas’ progressive pervert.. Let one man get promoted in Ottumwa Iowa over an unqualified woman and all of these wrinkled relics start screeching at two hundred decibels..
“The abandonment and neglect of baby girls remained problems due to the traditional preference for sons..” So says the OWEbama State Department, the rest of the liberal caliphate remains silent, all except for Biden who endorses these “ideas” or he is not “second guessing”.. Here we have an obvious case of sexism implemented by a “government” and the feminists are nowhere to be seen (having seen most of them, this isn’t a BAD thing..) or heard from..
Thanks to the complete collectivist failure that is the OWEbama presidency, the liberal lunatic who flies about in Air Force Two has had his streak of career-ending verbal diarrhea upstaged and back-burnered.. We have come to expect such imbecility from this man and he is one seat away from the presidency.. After all, placing the political equivalent of Foster Brooks in front of a microphone certainly makes for an “interesting” distraction away from OWEbama’s focused destruction of America..
As the administration sends Biden out to embarrass the nation and himself, our attention is redirected away from OWEbama and all of his “accomplishments”.. A man who has to screw his hair into his forehead each morning is flying about the world saying things that would get a “normal” person drawn and quartered..
This socialist simpleton HAS to be the happiest person in the world..