Unprecedented.. Isn’t that another poetic way for me to say “historic” in relation to OWEbama? There is no doubt that this shampaign, starting now with the first day of the “Reactionaries Ramadan” in North Carolina, will be “unprecedented”..
As “Empty Chair Day” rages across the land, the liberals are all crawling towards the “Hajj for Heretics”, priming themselves with all of the narcotics and hallucinogens necessary for them to “function” within the mental vacuum that will be the Democratic CON-vention.. But why will this silly choreographed event be so “unprecedented”?
This will be the first convention and the first campaign in HISTORY where an incumbent president REFUSES to acknowledge what has transpired during the last four years which made up his first term in office.. Even before the first gullible gavel fell, the Democrats were acting even more strangely than they usually do.. In all honesty, if you encountered someone on the street who acts as the Democrats have been acting for the last forty-eight hours, you would certainly be placing a call to the fellows who usually are tasked with picking up Howard Dean and Dennis Kucinich.. (AND Ron Paul..)
That’s right, within the fascist fairy land inhabited by the pathetic progressives, BECAUSE the level of Democratic destruction was so HIGH (not unlike the Democrats themselves..) the last four years were a mirage.. We have magically skipped from 2008 all the way through to today..
The left is avoiding the last four years and ANY discussion of that time, (remember, “We won..) as if it were some sort of chronological hiccup.. (This so called “-logical” is the part that throws the left and causes US to snap to attention and as well, whenever we hear a “hiccup”, Stoli Joe is usually following it with a Vodka stained belch..) The farcical manner in which each Democrat is avoiding the REALITY of the last four years is what is most humorous..
Since so many of the demented are already taking their smelly seats in the convention hall, the “methods of their madness” necessary for existing within their putrid cloud of denial has taken on a series of unusual patterns. It seems as if the Democrats have five methods of “dealing” with the RECORD that THEY have amassed in the last four years as the “impartial” media strap on their knee pads and get their crayons and coloring books out.. These maniacal methods are in no certain order of importance, the leftists just take one from the deck and then place it at the bottom of the deck to be used by the next collectivist clown..
Lets start with Democratic Governor Mark O’Malley of Maryland. His card? The “one word acknowledgement followed by paragraphs of piffle”.. On CBS’s “Face the Nation” O’Malley was asked by Bob Schieffer, “can you honestly say that people are better off today than they were four years ago?” O’Malley, “No, but (One of my verbal corollaries to live by, “always disregard EVERYTHING AFTER the word ‘but’”..) that’s not the question of this election..” (Yes it is, Mark..)
O’Malley stumbled “forward”.. “The question without a doubt, we are not as well off as we were before George Bush brought us to the Bush job losses..” Blah blah blah and on it went.. Never mind that Mark made a “statement” not a “question” but O’Malley having said “No” to Schieffer’s query he HAD to start digging.. Once the Maryland moron finally shut down, Schieffer said, “George Bush is not on the ballot..” (IS there HOPE for a modicum of impartiality??)
Phase Two of this “plan” involves O’Malley doing a “Kerry” this morning, according to hot air dot com, O’Malley gave his answer from yesterday a bit of thought and this morning when he was cornered he said, “We are clearly better off..”
David Plouffle drew card number two from the demented Democratic deck, “ignore the question, talk about the weather..” On ABC’s “This Week” on Sunday, the “are we better off” question appeared before him on THREE separate occasions. Here were his pathetic dodges.. “It took us a long time to get into that hole, it’s going to take us a long time to get out of it..” “We were this close to a Great Depression (OWEbama and the Democrats put us IN a Great Depression..) and because of the leadership of this president we staved that off..” And now for lame attempt number three.. “We’ve clearly improved from the depths of the recession..” (Note that BOTH Democratic liberals used the word “clearly” when obfuscating..)
Card number three: “IGNORE the REALITY of the Democratic OWEbama environment and say that everything is all peach fuzz..” David Axelrod, who already has the look of a disheveled escaped mental patient without trying, drew this card first and his response to the “question” was “millions of Americans are better off under OWEbama..” (Fox News) Millions of Russians were better off under Stalin too, right, David?
Card number four.. “Racist”.. This one is so time worn through fictitious usage that only certified nut bags without a political career of their own (zanies with silly straightened hair come to mind..) will heave this one out.. Enter then, “We inherited this mess”.. Another knee slapper that is STILL being laughingly utilized by OWEbama himself..
Not to worry on this one, no one is really listening to him any longer. His “fundraisers” went from $10,000.00 a plate to fifty bucks a paper plate and he STILL can’t fill a room.. Matter of fact, the Democrats are so desperate, they are going to bus in local yokels in to try to fill the place for his Thursday night Nuremberg speech..
Card number five: “Disappear..” That’s right, pull a “Rodham”.. The old gopher is over in Thailand, stuffing her grimy gripsack with half-used shampoos and dirty face cloths, whilst keeping as far away from “Typhoid Barry” as she can. Flights LEAVING Washington, the flights occupied by Democratic deserters, DO NOT involve a flight path that takes them ANYWHERE NEAR North Carolina..
Here are but a FEW of the “historical” statistics that surround the Democratic/OWEbama destruction of America. (Just a few, we can only handle so much of these “historical” accomplishments at any one time..)
Unemployment WAS 7.8% when OWEbama came in, NOW it sits at 8.3%.. (Bureau of Labor Statistics) Median income? It WAS $54,983.00 when OWEbama came in, NOW it is $50,964.00.. (Sentier Research) A gallon of gasoline? It WAS $1.85 when OWEbama came in, NOW its $3.78. (Department of Energy) The National OWEbama Debt? It WAS $10.6 trillion when OWEbama came in, NOW it sits at 16 trillion and COUNTING..
For good measure, toss in Solyndra, Fast and Furious, the latest sex scandal involving Homeland Security, the GSA scandal and on and on and on.. Good thing that it was the Progressive Prune Pelosi who promised the “most ethical” as opposed to OWEbama.. Then again, that was the ONLY thing that he DIDN’T promise in 2008.. Wait, he did say that he was going to have the most “transparent” administration.. Time to get out the phony beard and moustache, Hussein..
No wonder the liberal Democrats go all “cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs” whenever anyone asks them if America is better off..