And Of Course

The carcinogenic touch that has been utilized in the sledgehammer manner of Obama and his acolytes has had a rather chilling effect upon the rest of the fellow travelers. The Obama dance card, once filled to bursting with requests from those begging to kiss the potentate’s ring and to prostrate themselves before Dear Leader, isn’t even a consideration any longer from even the most homely of the liberal political wallflowers.. All of this “hope and change” has caused the liberals to “change” their phone numbers when Obama calls..

In “Moderates’ demand for Obama wanes” (Politico) we read that, “Democrats facing potentially difficult reelections this fall have a message for Obama: Don’t call us, we’ll call you..” “Potentially difficult” certainly qualifies as the “understatement of the day” as the Berserker Bolshevik, enabled by his elephantine ego has destroyed “historic” amounts of what was once the United States. The liberal leader has quickly become the liberal liability.. It’s the “audacity of the dope”..

The Democrats have “a decided lack of enthusiasm for having Obama come to their districts to campaign for them..” After personally creating “historic” deficits and debts, after manufacturing “historic” unemployment numbers, only the most mentally unstable of liberals would be rolling out the “red” carpet for “Typhoid Barry”.. This “decided lack of enthusiasm” phrase may have just surpassed the last “understatement of the day”..

Here is where the Democratic dance of the demented really begins to twirl and to cavort.. “Some site the president’s surely busy schedule..” Maybe if the progressive poltroon hadn’t been so “busy” in the last twelve months, these liberals wouldn’t be one step from the morgue.. “These members aren’t necessarily attempting to distance themselves from the administration..” That’s right, we have yet another new frontrunner for the “understatement of the day” award.. The liberals are doing everything short of plastic surgery and altering their fingerprints in order to “distance themselves” from ANYTHING Obama..

The article claims that such a total amnesia towards the collectivist clod is “not an unusual development”. What they are failing to mention is that this phenomenon occurring within such an amazingly short amount of time in relation to his inauguration is HIGHLY unusual.. “George W. Bush suffered a similar fate..” Billy Bob Clinton did as well but both “suffered” much farther into their terms than the “historic” Obama.. The fabulous fall from grace to disgrace by Obama certainly puts the laws of terminal velocity to the test..

“With his success in the interior West and upper South, Obama was thought to be a political asset..” That was BEFORE he began his preposterous pogroms and his judicious genocide.. This alleged “success” has never been properly measured against the caliber of his political opponent who nevertheless managed to acquire more votes than any other losing candidate without even trying.. Obama all on his own has gone from a “political asset” to just a “political ass”..

Now the liberals are all concerned about the “schedule” that Obama has to keep. They want to “spare Obama the trouble” or they know that he is “surely busy”.. Earl Pomeroy who is in the political fight of his life thanks to the busy little beaver in Washington says that “I’ve found that their schedules are usually booked full and so I don’t expect him..” Pomeroy didn’t mention whether he has ASKED for an appearance from Obama, he just doesn’t “expect him”.. Pomeroy may need to take into consideration his own unimportance when making such requests of the Democratic dictator..

BECAUSE of Obama, the liberals are in political fights in areas where they have run roughshod and literally uncontested for generations. Each and every seat is now a “life or death” struggle for the leftists as their “garrulous golden boy” has rapidly tarnished causing these desperate Democrats to strike out on their own.. Literally.. The desperation of the fight means that the liberals need to divert attention from the hideous effects of Obama and his collectivist caliphate. They need a hero from the past to remind them of the “good times”.. “Paging Bill Clinton..”

Pomeroy said, “If the president wants to come to North Dakota, he is invited..” What Pomeroy didn’t add was, “I AIN’T ASKING.” Baron Hill of Indiana added, “If he wants to come to my district he’s welcome..” Hill forgot to add, “I WON’T BE HERE THOUGH..” “I don’t plan on asking him to come because I know he’s a busy guy..” If he weren’t so “busy”, Hill might not have such a tough task on his hands..

Georgia’s John Barrow said, “he’s got a lot more important things to worry about than campaigning for me..” Here the liberals are scrapping tooth and nail at a time when EVERY seat is of the utmost importance and they have no “star power” to bring the hinds out to their ridiculous revivals.. Allen Boyd of Florida said, “I hadn’t really thought about it..” Boyd held out the olive branch though as he said, “That’s kind of a loaded question. His heart’s in the right place, he’s trying to do a good job, he’s been dealt an awful hand..” Regardless of where Boyd believes Obama’s “heart” is, Obama’s mind appears to be somewhere else.. Boyd calls it a “loaded question” but when he says that Obama is “trying”, that is the definition of a “loaded word”. The “awful hand” that Obama was dealt was dealt by the liberals themselves who have been in control of Congress since 2006 and Obama went “all in” right out of the box..

“Other Southern Democrats, familiar with the political necessity of distancing themselves from their more liberal national party, offered an easier explanation: It’s not just Obama they don’t but any outside figure.” Judging by the sordid and shameful past of the “Southern Democrats”, I would say that one word was misspelled in that last quote and I will leave it to your discretion to decide which one that it is..

One liberal was completely confused by the query. Lincoln Davis of Tennessee said, “Why would you ask that question for? I didn’t have George Bush come campaign for me..” After being reminded that he was a Democrat, Davis said, “Why would I want a president to come campaign for me?” If Davis can’t think any faster on his feet than that, thankfully there will be one more Democrat in the unemployment line in November..

The liberals are so petrified of being connected with Obama that in some cases, they allow themselves to be identified only vague and mysterious terms.. “One vulnerable House Democratic freshman said the president remains popular with the base but has become increasingly polarizing..” “The base” is the perpetually governmentally addicted, to the overwhelming number of normal Americans, defining Obama as “polarizing” is being wildly diplomatic.. “Members are paying close attention to the public mood and will make determinations as the election nears about how to position themselves with or apart from the White House..” The liberals aren’t paying nearly enough attention to the “public mood” and that is good news for America come November..

Oregon’s David Wu has taken a different route. “Wu listed in order, which administration officials he’d like to have visit on his behalf. Jill Biden, the vice president’s wife, Energy Secretary Stephen Chu, Interior Secretary Ken Salazar and Labor Secretary Hilda Solis..” His FIRST choice to visit Oregon and to campaign on his behalf isn’t even a member of the administration.. That is known as a clue..

Wu felt compelled to then mention what are now being referred to in liberal circles as “the afterthoughts”.. “And of course, we would welcome the president and the vice president also..” And of course you would..