Monthly Archives: March 2009

Democratic Domino Effect

The results of opening the progressive Pandora’s box of “governmental intervention” are finally becoming clear to those who both have and those who have had their hats in their hands seeking “assistance”. The collectivist caliphate led by BHO/FDR/LBJ has “forced out” the “evil businessman” at the helm of General Motors. This is the logical regression when capitalism is supplanted by socialism. They know what is best for everyone, just ask any of them.

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Economical Eminent Domain

“Turbo Timmy” has been all over Washington of late, sounding off about the Obama “Ready, Shoot, Aim” strategy of economical collectivism. It is probably a difficult script to stick with when the “boss” himself habitually muddies things whenever he steps away from the script/teleprompter.. Just a short time ago, on March 12th, Obama said that the economic crisis is “not as bad as we think”.. If things aren’t as “bad as we think”, why would the ridiculous measures being suggested need to be suggested? I apologize for attempting to infuse logic into the baffling bouillabaisse of liberal lunacy..

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Jostling For The Best Position: Book Version

Just when you thought that it was safe to pick on the “evil businessmen” or to join the “beat around the Bush” leftist slugs, we have discovered that the imbecilic liberal political hacks are the ones to pick on. You have to be quick though, they specialize in oily evasions and dastardly diversions.

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Jostling For The Best Position

Just when you thought that it was safe to pick on the “evil businessmen” or to join the “beat around the Bush” leftist slugs, we have discovered that the imbecilic liberal political hacks are the ones to pick on. You have to be quick though, they specialize in oily evasions and dastardly diversions.

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Yes We Can!

One of the problems with having an overabundance of liberal vermin (liberalus maximus weaselus) in office at any one time is that it is absolutely necessary to keep your eyes upon each one of them at all times.

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Rewarding Incompetence

The faux “outrage” being displayed by the Obama acolytes of late has certainly been worthy of consideration for an Academy Award nomination. The AIG Corporation, recipients of $170,000,000,000.00 dollars worth of “revenues”, has followed through on their contractual agreements and paid executives $160,000,000.00 in “bonuses”. As the fascists flop and foam in front the impartial media, it is nothing more than another in what will be a four-year sempiternal series of diversionary techniques. Get used to it, America..

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Rote Recitations

Princess Porcelain Puss, or Nancy “Where’s my 727” Pelosi is without question the premier “purveyor of partisan politics”. If you ask her, the “problem” lies with others. No, the “problem” is Pelosi’s lies..

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Squarehead At The Roundtable

The “Town Liar” has advised us that what was once a “national crisis” is now “not as bad as we think”. Don’t worry, he will have something altogether different to say tomorrow. You can file every bit of it under: “Clueless collectivism”..

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Kerry’d The Day

Yesterday’s “concerns” involving the earmarks firmly ensconced within the next financial flailing of the fledgling Obama caliphate have mysteriously dematerialized. Not only because Obama signed off on the nearly 8,000 earmarks today but also because the “promises” made during his capricious campaign against John McCain have suddenly flipped or flopped, depending upon your perspective. Obama has “Kerry’d the day”, if you will..

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The Rules Of The Road

The word is that BHO/JFK/LBJ is “troubled” about his “massive spending bill”. He is nowhere near as “troubled” as the rest of us justifiably are. Obama wants to knock off Smithfield Foods, Incorporated of Virginia as the largest pork producer in the United States.. “Mission Accomplished”, Commander in Thief..

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